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Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
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impertinent preventive strike
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fishy ape lodge
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Massive geriatric stain parlour
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sooty famous landscape painting
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Sapphire Nubile Hall
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Ebony self-absorbed really tough guy
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sable plaza newt
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
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impertinent preventive strike
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HOW much younger
Massive geriatric stain parlour
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
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impertinent preventive strike
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
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impertinent preventive strike
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
fragrant zombie-like travel guidebook temple
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arrogant medicated headpube
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impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Ebony self-absorbed really tough guy
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arrogant medicated headpube
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
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impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Aromatic Black Mediation Shrine
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fragrant zombie-like travel guidebook temple
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green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond
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glittery translucent resort
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irradiated feces school
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out-of-control crotch foreskin
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Cocky rigor
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Mentally impaired provocative station
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Salmon base
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
ungodly kitchen legal warrant
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Maize Curious Pervert
  10/06/25
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wonderful copper gaping indian lodge
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glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
brindle adventurous kitty
  10/11/14
?
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
brindle adventurous kitty
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Racy Aquamarine Menage
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
free-loading slippery roommate
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
mauve laser beams
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Alcoholic sienna business firm
  02/05/17
lol
Comical Navy Tank
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
violent snowy shitlib field
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impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Massive geriatric stain parlour
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glittery translucent resort
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Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
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Lilac hairraiser theater
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
fragrant zombie-like travel guidebook temple
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Histrionic forum pocket flask
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
honey-headed den
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/09/14
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impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
poppy big-titted police squad address
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impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/09/14
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Arousing cream degenerate
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Diverse sanctuary party of the first part
  10/09/14
Shrewd
exciting candlestick maker spot
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impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
poppy big-titted police squad address
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Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/09/14
180
big blue locale
  10/09/14
180
Beady-eyed chestnut ticket booth
  10/09/14
180^180
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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impertinent preventive strike
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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impertinent preventive strike
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Massive geriatric stain parlour
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impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Diverse sanctuary party of the first part
  10/09/14
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green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
fishy ape lodge
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
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thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
cerebral associate piazza
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
disrespectful cuck
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mint titillating clown cruise ship
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Contagious Hot Bawdyhouse
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Mind-boggling Iridescent State
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/08/16
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swashbuckling tan twinkling uncleanness community account
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
?
Concupiscible theater stage
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Supple cowardly property trump supporter
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Grizzly nursing home bbw
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
idiotic school cafeteria private investor
  10/11/14
180
stirring abnormal abode boiling water
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Stubborn church son of senegal
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
thriller lay digit ratio
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green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Lilac hairraiser theater
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impertinent preventive strike
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Lilac hairraiser theater
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impertinent preventive strike
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Stubborn church son of senegal
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impertinent preventive strike
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impertinent preventive strike
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Diverse sanctuary party of the first part
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impertinent preventive strike
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And 10/10 xo women
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
impertinent preventive strike
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stimulating ladyboy
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
sooty famous landscape painting
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impertinent preventive strike
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
sooty famous landscape painting
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impertinent preventive strike
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glittery translucent resort
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sooty famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Marvelous Patrolman Home
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/09/14
lol
fishy ape lodge
  10/09/14
180
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
lmao
irradiated feces school
  10/09/14
tyft
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
Lol
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
...
Twinkling Gaped Black Woman
  10/09/14
This is good.
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/09/14
180 billion
Stubborn church son of senegal
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
fluffy insane house indirect expression
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Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/09/14
180 this is great
cracking becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
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avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
laughsome center rigpig
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Electric legend
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Canary mildly autistic native
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Vivacious Spruce Mexican
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Vigorous meetinghouse alpha
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Primrose dead haunted graveyard
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impertinent preventive strike
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Vigorous meetinghouse alpha
  10/09/14
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glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
coiffed gunner marketing idea
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Bespoke church building idiot
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/09/14
titcr
Vigorous meetinghouse alpha
  10/09/14
...
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
fishy ape lodge
  10/09/14
...
avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
sooty famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Crimson university
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Grizzly nursing home bbw
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
wild magenta jewess incel
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
fishy ape lodge
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
coiffed gunner marketing idea
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
coiffed gunner marketing idea
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
odious shimmering french chef
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
exhilarant bright stage
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
sooty famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Primrose dead haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
sooty famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
...
Diverse sanctuary party of the first part
  10/10/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
...
Vigorous meetinghouse alpha
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/09/14
...
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/09/14
...
heady irate library circlehead
  10/12/14
1800000000
Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
fishy ape lodge
  10/09/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
stimulating ladyboy
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Talented carmine cuckold
  10/09/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
odious shimmering french chef
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
sooty famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Vigorous meetinghouse alpha
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Flesh lettuce jew
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Supple cowardly property trump supporter
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
stimulating ladyboy
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
fishy ape lodge
  10/09/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
fluffy insane house indirect expression
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/09/14
...
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/10/14
...
Stubborn church son of senegal
  10/09/14
i could see it
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
rambunctious lascivious hospital dragon
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
slate painfully honest new version
  06/27/16
...
Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
sooty famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Light greedy area kitty cat
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Hilarious Orchid Wrinkle Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
WTF?
irradiated feces school
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
irradiated feces school
  10/10/14
...
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/10/14
120
Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Supple cowardly property trump supporter
  10/10/14
...
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/10/14
...
sooty famous landscape painting
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
impertinent preventive strike
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/10/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Dashing hell
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Grizzly nursing home bbw
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
poppy big-titted police squad address
  10/10/14
...
Tripping dull tattoo
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Henna Excitant Regret
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/10/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/10/14
...
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Bull headed jade place of business internal respiration
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/10/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/10/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
obsidian factory reset button
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Mind-boggling Iridescent State
  10/10/14
180
High-end deer antler
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Trip site toilet seat
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Mind-boggling Iridescent State
  10/10/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Cobalt fantasy-prone principal's office
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
fishy ape lodge
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Henna Excitant Regret
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Federal main people scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/11/14
omg
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
passionate unholy double fault
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
bateful disgusting senate therapy
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate
  10/11/14
...
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
bateful disgusting senate therapy
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
costumed hominid
  10/11/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
ungodly kitchen legal warrant
  10/18/14
...
razzmatazz volcanic crater affirmative action
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
splenetic talking dilemma immigrant
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Learning disabled chapel useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
silver step-uncle's house toaster
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
bateful disgusting senate therapy
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
silver step-uncle's house toaster
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
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cerebral associate piazza
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
impertinent preventive strike
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Tripping dull tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
lmfao
Histrionic forum pocket flask
  10/11/14
amazing
vibrant brunch psychic
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/11/14
180
fishy ape lodge
  10/11/14
...
Diverse sanctuary party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Erotic box office
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
splenetic talking dilemma immigrant
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
bateful disgusting senate therapy
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
Seriously.
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Learning disabled chapel useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
costumed hominid
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
galvanic rebellious national
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
big blue locale
  03/28/16
...
impertinent preventive strike
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impertinent preventive strike
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green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
buff milk
  10/11/14
...
Chocolate charismatic orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
plz poast
turquoise floppy reading party range
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Chocolate charismatic orchestra pit
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
stimulating ladyboy
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
honey-headed den
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
hyperventilating location
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
stimulating ladyboy
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Tripping dull tattoo
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
lol 180
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
honey-headed den
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
impertinent preventive strike
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...
Cheese-eating Soul-stirring Codepig
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Ocher space partner
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
180 death wish
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
180 death wish
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Massive geriatric stain parlour
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
boyish garrison queen of the night
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
boyish garrison queen of the night
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
pit voyeur
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Ocher space partner
  10/11/14
...
stimulating ladyboy
  10/11/14
cr
emerald point hissy fit
  10/11/14
Amen.
Glassy nudist locus karate
  10/11/14
lol cr
mint titillating clown cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/11/14
...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/11/14
180
burgundy set
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Scarlet gas station
  10/11/14
...
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
honey-headed den
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/11/14
...
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/11/14
lol
Carnelian twisted multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
underrated
coiffed gunner marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
theatre roast beef
  10/12/14
...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Crimson university
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
impertinent preventive strike
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...
Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Crimson university
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Crimson university
  10/11/14
...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
lol
adulterous rehab
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
bipolar dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
cyan stag film half-breed
  10/11/14
180
Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor
  10/11/14
180
Massive geriatric stain parlour
  10/11/14
180
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
...
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
bronze institution
  10/11/14
...
public bath
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
mauve laser beams
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
honey-headed den
  10/11/14
...
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
180
Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
honey-headed den
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
honey-headed den
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Elite Stage Dopamine
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/11/14
...
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
Go on...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
...
Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
kink-friendly masturbator
  10/11/14
...
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Elite Stage Dopamine
  10/11/14
Yessir.
kink-friendly masturbator
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/11/14
...
costumed hominid
  10/11/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
flirting very tactful corner
  10/12/14
...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
...
theatre roast beef
  10/12/14
...
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
passionate unholy double fault
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Elite Stage Dopamine
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
glittery translucent resort
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Massive geriatric stain parlour
  10/11/14
...
Opaque quadroon market
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Telephone
  10/11/14
...
Opaque quadroon market
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Twinkling Gaped Black Woman
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
splenetic talking dilemma immigrant
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
passionate unholy double fault
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke church building idiot
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
citrine whorehouse organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
buff milk
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
buff milk
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
clear depressive pozpig
  10/11/14
...
Supple cowardly property trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/11/14
Oh my
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
omg
Sickened
  10/11/14
...
Aggressive claret philosopher-king persian
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
honey-headed den
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
fishy ape lodge
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Sickened
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
gaming laptop
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Mind-boggling Iridescent State
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
clear depressive pozpig
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
crawly wagecucks sex offender
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig
  10/11/14
...
Crimson university
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
heady irate library circlehead
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Trip site toilet seat
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
balding hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
idiotic school cafeteria private investor
  10/11/14
wtf
amethyst electric furnace cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
bipolar dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Mind-boggling Iridescent State
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Elite Stage Dopamine
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
High-end deer antler
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Elite Stage Dopamine
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Elite Stage Dopamine
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
bipolar dysfunction
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
halford
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
  11/21/15
...
kink-friendly masturbator
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
gtfo
stimulating ladyboy
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
pearly fanboi
  10/11/14
Holy shit
splenetic talking dilemma immigrant
  10/11/14
?
Primrose dead haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
nofapping messiness
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
flatulent bearded jap
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
flatulent bearded jap
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Sickened
  10/11/14
...
nofapping messiness
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
genital piercing
  10/11/14
lol
Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/12/14
180
ultramarine
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/11/14
120
violent snowy shitlib field
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
nibblets weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
bateful disgusting senate therapy
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
fluffy insane house indirect expression
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/12/14
...
buff milk
  12/06/14
...
bateful disgusting senate therapy
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
bearded
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Sexy
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/12/14
Well!?
Twinkling Gaped Black Woman
  10/12/14
...
bateful disgusting senate therapy
  10/12/14
plz respond
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Concupiscible theater stage
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
costumed hominid
  10/12/14
Well?
Trip site toilet seat
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
giraffe
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Primrose dead haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
180000000
Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor
  10/12/14
??
irradiated feces school
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
impressive macaca
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
fishy ape lodge
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
K, ty.
fishy ape lodge
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
fishy ape lodge
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
stimulating ladyboy
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Primrose dead haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
motley deranged heaven old irish cottage
  10/12/14
...
crawly wagecucks sex offender
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
kink-friendly masturbator
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Ocher space partner
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
fluffy insane house indirect expression
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground
  10/12/14
please continue
theatre roast beef
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Vermilion Gay Wizard Office
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
kink-friendly masturbator
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
swollen
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
silver step-uncle's house toaster
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
swollen
  10/12/14
ty
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
swollen
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
And scene.
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/12/14
nigger
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
180 death wish
  10/12/14
...
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
walnut razzle chad sound barrier
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
hateful sandwich
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
Post 600!
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
garnet azn
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
amethyst electric furnace cuckoldry
  10/12/14
You don't?
exciting candlestick maker spot
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/12/14
...
kink-friendly masturbator
  10/12/14
wtf
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Crimson university
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Crimson university
  10/12/14
...
nibblets weed whacker
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Erotic box office
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Crimson university
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Crimson university
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Erotic box office
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
offensive khaki trailer park
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
thriller lay digit ratio
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Grizzly nursing home bbw
  10/12/14
...
mauve laser beams
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
odious shimmering french chef
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
halford
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
balding hairy legs
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
honey-headed den
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
swollen
  10/12/14
...
  11/21/15
...
gold demanding personal credit line
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Mentally impaired provocative station
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Yellow internet-worthy national security agency
  10/13/14
180, ty.
fishy ape lodge
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Plum Elastic Band
  10/12/14
180
judgmental
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
doobsian bossy background story
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
startling knife
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
topaz people who are hurt
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
public bath
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Grizzly nursing home bbw
  10/12/14
titc analysis
ungodly kitchen legal warrant
  10/18/14
...
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Trip site toilet seat
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
stimulating ladyboy
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
heady irate library circlehead
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
bipolar dysfunction
  10/13/14
?
heady irate library circlehead
  10/13/14
...
impertinent preventive strike
  10/27/14
...
swollen
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Mind-boggling Iridescent State
  12/06/14
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  04/07/15
...
public bath
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
buck-toothed prole
  04/22/15
...
irradiated feces school
  05/17/15
...
Coral seedy corn cake
  06/04/15
Not flame.
out-of-control crotch foreskin
  08/18/15
update?
saffron windowlicker
  10/06/15
...
Pink puppy potus
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
swollen
  10/11/15
...
Sickened
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Transparent mood
  10/12/15
bump
Primrose dead haunted graveyard
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
violet round eye
  11/25/15
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  12/27/15
...
Coral seedy corn cake
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
flushed
  03/10/16
...
Vivacious Spruce Mexican
  03/28/16
...
Maize Curious Pervert
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
pale trust fund water buffalo
  06/27/16
...
heady irate library circlehead
  08/21/16
...
crystalline liquid oxygen
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  08/22/16
...
Peach coffee pot
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
pearl brethren
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
hideous idea he suggested
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
pearl brethren
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Peach coffee pot
  09/13/16
...
glittery translucent resort
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Peach coffee pot
  09/13/16
Game of ""
red nighttime keepsake machete
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Peach coffee pot
  09/13/16
...
Smoky turdskin
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
crystalline liquid oxygen
  09/13/16
...
Pink puppy potus
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Aromatic Black Mediation Shrine
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Grizzly nursing home bbw
  10/31/16
:-)
Rusted
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Rusted
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
insanely creepy drunken nowag
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
...
mauve laser beams
  11/21/16
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  01/10/17
...
friendly grandma
  02/04/17
...
mauve laser beams
  02/04/17
...
Rusted
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
onyx hyperactive
  02/04/17
...
Rusted
  02/04/17
...
Rusted
  02/04/17
...
insanely creepy drunken nowag
  02/05/17
...
Rusted
  02/08/17
...
charcoal antidepressant drug
  06/28/17
...
Up-to-no-good athletic conference
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
sticky dingle berry
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
ivory mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
onyx hyperactive
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
passionate unholy double fault
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
brass faggotry
  12/18/17
...
juggernaut
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Frozen
  01/06/18
...
Smoky turdskin
  02/06/18
...
vibrant brunch psychic
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
insanely creepy drunken nowag
  10/06/18
4 year bump
sticky dingle berry
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/09/18
...
Beady-eyed chestnut ticket booth
  10/17/18
...
Yapping puce mad cow disease
  05/19/19
...
razzmatazz volcanic crater affirmative action
  05/19/19
...
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  10/14/19
...
green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  05/05/20
...
hairless stock car
  06/28/20
...
at-the-ready blood rage
  06/29/20
...
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  07/10/20
...
Contagious Hot Bawdyhouse
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Disturbing Fat Ankles
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
  10/10/20
TITCR
boistinker
  02/17/21
...
  10/08/21
...
Maroon yarmulke
  02/17/21
...
Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
wild magenta jewess incel
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
fighting pistol
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
fighting pistol
  10/11/21
...
  10/07/22
...
Shaky cumskin
  12/02/21
...
dun mother international law enforcement agency
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Chrome
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
pearl brethren
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/10/22
...
Shaky cumskin
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Shaky cumskin
  11/23/22
...
Bespoke church building idiot
  05/06/23
...
angry boltzmann
  05/06/23
Time flies
apoplectic
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Transparent mood
  05/06/23
...
dun mother international law enforcement agency
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Chrome
  10/09/23
...
Maize Curious Pervert
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
drab
  10/09/23
...
insanely creepy drunken nowag
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
know-it-all
  10/20/23
...
insanely creepy drunken nowag
  10/20/23
...
Rusted
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
gay awkward
  10/20/23
...
Shaky cumskin
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
white
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
soggy
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Bespoke church building idiot
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gold demanding personal credit line
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Massive geriatric stain parlour



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Sapphire Nubile Hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Ebony self-absorbed really tough guy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: sable plaza newt



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Massive geriatric stain parlour

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: fragrant zombie-like travel guidebook temple

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: arrogant medicated headpube



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Ebony self-absorbed really tough guy

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: arrogant medicated headpube



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Aromatic Black Mediation Shrine

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: fragrant zombie-like travel guidebook temple



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: irradiated feces school



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Cocky rigor



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Salmon base



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: ungodly kitchen legal warrant

laughing so hard at this

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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Maize Curious Pervert

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: brindle adventurous kitty

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: brindle adventurous kitty

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: free-loading slippery roommate

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: mauve laser beams

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic sienna business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Comical Navy Tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: violent snowy shitlib field

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Massive geriatric stain parlour

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Lilac hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: fragrant zombie-like travel guidebook temple

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Histrionic forum pocket flask

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: honey-headed den

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: poppy big-titted police squad address

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Arousing cream degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Diverse sanctuary party of the first part

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: exciting candlestick maker spot

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: poppy big-titted police squad address

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: big blue locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chestnut ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Massive geriatric stain parlour

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Diverse sanctuary party of the first part

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: cerebral associate piazza

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: disrespectful cuck

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: mint titillating clown cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Contagious Hot Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent State

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling tan twinkling uncleanness community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible theater stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Supple cowardly property trump supporter

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home bbw

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: idiotic school cafeteria private investor

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: stirring abnormal abode boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Stubborn church son of senegal

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Lilac hairraiser theater

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Lilac hairraiser theater

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Stubborn church son of senegal

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Diverse sanctuary party of the first part

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Marvelous Patrolman Home

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: irradiated feces school

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Gaped Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Stubborn church son of senegal

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: fluffy insane house indirect expression

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: cracking becky sneaky criminal

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: laughsome center rigpig

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Electric legend

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Canary mildly autistic native

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Spruce Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse alpha

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Primrose dead haunted graveyard

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: coiffed gunner marketing idea

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Bespoke church building idiot

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse alpha

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: avocado aphrodisiac crackhouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Crimson university

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home bbw

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: wild magenta jewess incel

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: coiffed gunner marketing idea

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: coiffed gunner marketing idea

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: odious shimmering french chef

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: exhilarant bright stage

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Primrose dead haunted graveyard

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Diverse sanctuary party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: heady irate library circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Talented carmine cuckold

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: odious shimmering french chef

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse alpha

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Flesh lettuce jew

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Supple cowardly property trump supporter

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: fluffy insane house indirect expression

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Stubborn church son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: rambunctious lascivious hospital dragon

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: slate painfully honest new version

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Light greedy area kitty cat

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Hilarious Orchid Wrinkle Pisswyrm

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: irradiated feces school

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: irradiated feces school

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Supple cowardly property trump supporter

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: sooty famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Dashing hell

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home bbw

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: poppy big-titted police squad address

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Tripping dull tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Henna Excitant Regret

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Bull headed jade place of business internal respiration

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: obsidian factory reset button

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent State

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: High-end deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Trip site toilet seat

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent State

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Cobalt fantasy-prone principal's office

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Henna Excitant Regret

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Federal main people scourge upon the earth

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: passionate unholy double fault

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: bateful disgusting senate therapy

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: bateful disgusting senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: costumed hominid

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: ungodly kitchen legal warrant

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: splenetic talking dilemma immigrant

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Learning disabled chapel useless brakes

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: silver step-uncle's house toaster

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: bateful disgusting senate therapy

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: silver step-uncle's house toaster

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: cerebral associate piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Tripping dull tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Histrionic forum pocket flask

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: vibrant brunch psychic

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Diverse sanctuary party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Erotic box office

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: splenetic talking dilemma immigrant

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: bateful disgusting senate therapy

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Learning disabled chapel useless brakes

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: costumed hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: galvanic rebellious national

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: big blue locale

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: buff milk

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Chocolate charismatic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: turquoise floppy reading party range

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Chocolate charismatic orchestra pit

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: honey-headed den

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating location

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Tripping dull tattoo

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: honey-headed den

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Soul-stirring Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Ocher space partner

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: 180 death wish

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: 180 death wish

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Massive geriatric stain parlour

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: boyish garrison queen of the night

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: boyish garrison queen of the night

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author:  pit voyeur

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Ocher space partner

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  emerald point hissy fit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Glassy nudist locus karate

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: mint titillating clown cruise ship

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: burgundy set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Scarlet gas station

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: honey-headed den

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Carnelian twisted multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: coiffed gunner marketing idea

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  theatre roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Crimson university

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Selfie Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Crimson university

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Crimson university

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  adulterous rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bipolar dysfunction

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: cyan stag film half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Massive geriatric stain parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  bronze institution

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: mauve laser beams

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: honey-headed den

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: honey-headed den

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: honey-headed den

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Elite Stage Dopamine

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  kink-friendly masturbator

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Elite Stage Dopamine

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  kink-friendly masturbator

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: costumed hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: flirting very tactful corner

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  theatre roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: passionate unholy double fault

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Elite Stage Dopamine

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Massive geriatric stain parlour

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Opaque quadroon market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  Telephone

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Opaque quadroon market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Twinkling Gaped Black Woman

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: splenetic talking dilemma immigrant

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: passionate unholy double fault

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Bespoke church building idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: citrine whorehouse organic girlfriend

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: buff milk

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: buff milk

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: clear depressive pozpig

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Supple cowardly property trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Sickened

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aggressive claret philosopher-king persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: honey-headed den

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Sickened

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  gaming laptop

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent State

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: clear depressive pozpig

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: crawly wagecucks sex offender

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Crimson university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: heady irate library circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Trip site toilet seat

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  balding hairy legs

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: idiotic school cafeteria private investor

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: amethyst electric furnace cuckoldry

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: 

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: 

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: bipolar dysfunction

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent State

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Elite Stage Dopamine

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: High-end deer antler

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Elite Stage Dopamine

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Elite Stage Dopamine

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Unhinged fiercely-loyal dog poop mental disorder

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: bipolar dysfunction

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  halford

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: 

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  kink-friendly masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: pearly fanboi

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: splenetic talking dilemma immigrant

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Primrose dead haunted graveyard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  nofapping messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: flatulent bearded jap

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: flatulent bearded jap

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Sickened

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  nofapping messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  genital piercing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Skinny Woman Ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  ultramarine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: violent snowy shitlib field

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  nibblets weed whacker

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: bateful disgusting senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: fluffy insane house indirect expression

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: buff milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: bateful disgusting senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: bearded

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Sexy

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Twinkling Gaped Black Woman

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: bateful disgusting senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible theater stage

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: costumed hominid

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Trip site toilet seat

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  giraffe

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Primrose dead haunted graveyard

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Spectacular rough-skinned goyim parlor

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: irradiated feces school

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: impressive macaca

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: fishy ape lodge

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: fishy ape lodge

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: fishy ape lodge

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Primrose dead haunted graveyard

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: motley deranged heaven old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: crawly wagecucks sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  kink-friendly masturbator

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Ocher space partner

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: fluffy insane house indirect expression

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Aqua fear-inspiring hunting ground

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  theatre roast beef

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Vermilion Gay Wizard Office

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  kink-friendly masturbator

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  swollen

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: silver step-uncle's house toaster

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  swollen

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  swollen

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: 180 death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic casino filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: walnut razzle chad sound barrier

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: hateful sandwich

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  garnet azn

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: amethyst electric furnace cuckoldry

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: exciting candlestick maker spot

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  kink-friendly masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Crimson university

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson university

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  nibblets weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Erotic box office

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Crimson university

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Crimson university

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Erotic box office

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: offensive khaki trailer park

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: thriller lay digit ratio

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home bbw

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: mauve laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: odious shimmering french chef

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: misanthropic coldplay fan love of her life

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  halford

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  balding hairy legs

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: honey-headed den

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  swollen

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gold demanding personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Mentally impaired provocative station

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia striped hyena doctorate

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy national security agency

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: fishy ape lodge

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  Plum Elastic Band

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: judgmental

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: doobsian bossy background story

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  startling knife

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: topaz people who are hurt

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  public bath

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home bbw

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: ungodly kitchen legal warrant

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Trip site toilet seat

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: heady irate library circlehead

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: bipolar dysfunction

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: heady irate library circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  swollen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent State

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed prole

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: irradiated feces school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Coral seedy corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch foreskin

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: saffron windowlicker

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Pink puppy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  swollen

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Sickened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Transparent mood

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Primrose dead haunted graveyard

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  violet round eye

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Coral seedy corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: flushed

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Spruce Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Maize Curious Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: pale trust fund water buffalo

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: heady irate library circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: crystalline liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Peach coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: pearl brethren

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: hideous idea he suggested

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: pearl brethren

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Peach coffee pot

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: glittery translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Peach coffee pot

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: red nighttime keepsake machete

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Peach coffee pot

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Smoky turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: crystalline liquid oxygen

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Pink puppy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Aromatic Black Mediation Shrine

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home bbw

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Rusted

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Rusted

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy drunken nowag

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: mauve laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: mauve laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: onyx hyperactive

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy drunken nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: charcoal antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  sticky dingle berry

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: ivory mad-dog skullcap

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: onyx hyperactive

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: passionate unholy double fault

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: brass faggotry

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Frozen

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Smoky turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: vibrant brunch psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy drunken nowag

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  sticky dingle berry

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chestnut ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Yapping puce mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: green insecure tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: hairless stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  at-the-ready blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Contagious Hot Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Disturbing Fat Ankles

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: 

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  boistinker

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Maroon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  Lime Sweet Tailpipe Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: wild magenta jewess incel

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  fighting pistol

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  fighting pistol

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Shaky cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: dun mother international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Chrome

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: pearl brethren

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Shaky cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Shaky cumskin

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Bespoke church building idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  angry boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: apoplectic

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Transparent mood

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: dun mother international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Chrome

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Maize Curious Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: drab

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: insanely creepy drunken nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  know-it-all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy drunken nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: gay awkward

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Shaky cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  white



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: soggy

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Ruby Infuriating Goal In Life

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Bespoke church building idiot

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gold demanding personal credit line

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49346566)