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My trip to Chipotle (CHUNG)
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Date: December 6th, 2012 6:58 PM Author: Electric native True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first time in a year because someone wanted to buy me and the gf lunch. Ordered a chicken salad, the semi-cute latina girl working the line gives me a smile and gives me a 50% additional helping of chicken. I don't particularly like Chipotle, didn't particularly want the chicken, but I knew xo cumskin dorks would be MAF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2),#22181731) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:29 PM Author: Wgwag
Holy shit. Race of gf?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475625) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:31 PM Author: CHUNG+
She's Asian, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475644) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Wgwag
do u possess a puppydood
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475646) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: CHUNG+
In fact we do.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475653) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Wgwag
true patriot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475659) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:35 PM Author: Talk to Your Kids About the Dark Meat ( )
You're going to eat it, aren't you?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475676) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:37 PM Author: CHUNG+
I told y'all MAF white dorks would be storming this thread in rage with lame jokes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475703) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:38 PM Author: Wgwag
tru dat. look at his lame moniker lol. He can't even say it out loud in public
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475713) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:42 PM Author: Talk to Your Kids About the Dark Meat ( )
*calls it a lame joke*
*eats dog while sniffing dirty panties from a vending machine like a typical asian freak*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475746) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: April 16th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: CHUNG+
whitey dorks oh dey MAF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475750) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: December 6th, 2012 6:27 PM Author: beau
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#22181560)
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Date: December 6th, 2012 6:59 PM Author: Multi-colored navy lay athletic conference "True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first time in a year because someone wanted to buy me and the gf lunch. Ordered a chicken salad, the semi-cute latina girl working the line gives me a smile and gives me a 50% additional helping of chicken. I don't particularly like Chipotle, didn't particularly want the chicken, but I knew xo cumskin dorks would be MAF."
Here's why this post is so funny:
-First CHUNG points out he only went to Chipotle because someone wanted to buy him lunch there. lol @ anyone wanting to go out of their way to buy lunch for this psychotic Asian faggot
-Secondly, he casually drops in that it wasn't just him, but him AND "the gf." Not "my gf," but "the gf," as if you would read that and think "Oh of course, CHUNG's girlfriend, yeah it was obvious he had one, yeah."
-Then when he gets there he says, without shame or awareness of why this is so laughable, that he orders a "chicken salad." LOL. A what? I don't think I've ever heard anyone in Chipotle ever order a chicken salad. I imagine if I did the people behind the counter would just be like "what?"
-CHUNG has to mention that the Latina behind the counter is just "semi-cute." You know, she has to be cute, otherwise the story doesn't make CHUNG seem like a stud, but she can't be too cute, cause not just any chick can impress CHUNG. She has to be a real piece of ass to meet his standards.
-The girl then smiles. lol. Imagine if you can, an actual dumpy Asian dude who looks like Cho coming up and ordering a salad, and then the "semi-cute" Latina, who gets hit on all the time, smiles flirtatiously at this mouth-breather. It's like when guys in middle school told stories about how some hot girl was totally into them.
-After getting "50%" more chicken than he should have (again, this Latina girl sees numerous men pass through the line, but for this Asian dude she just can't resist heaping on more meat), CHUNG has to again mention he's not really a fan of Chipotle. It's like the dude who says "yeah, so this stripper starts blowing me. I didn't even want her to. She wasn't even THAT hot. Probably a 9, but whatever. I was bored."
This post is a work of brilliance in terms of the layered bullshit strung together as a middle schooler's narrative. Well done, CHUNG, well done.
(tl;dr: CHUNG has daydream and thinks he can convince people it really happened, like you'd expect from weird psychotic Asian shut-in) |
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:03 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: July 3rd, 2012 11:30 AM Author: MoreDoughHi
you actually went to burger king and laid down outside the front door with an opened can of tuna. then a cat came by and you gobbled it up like the 3rd world faggot you be.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#21008225)
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Date: December 6th, 2012 7:03 PM Author: Slimy Turquoise Temple Date: July 29th, 2012 10:42 AM Author: ... ,. .,. ... ... ......
Sounds like she ran a great flame on you-Asian guy needs more meat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#21204780) |
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