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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Apoplectic Heaven Haunted Graveyard ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Maroon rehab "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Topaz Insane Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: red marvelous gaping school cafeteria My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Maroon rehab LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Olive bipolar sneaky criminal "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Maroon rehab 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: twisted onyx patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43202544) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Maroon rehab !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Maroon rehab LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43523933) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Magical razzmatazz cuckold I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Maroon rehab This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Magical razzmatazz cuckold our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Maroon rehab Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Dun slimy set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42883021) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Maroon rehab Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: cream cruise ship sweet tailpipe Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Maroon rehab 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: blathering mildly autistic state Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Maroon rehab ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Soul-stirring violet menage telephone Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: cream cruise ship sweet tailpipe Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: maize gunner fat ankles It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Maroon rehab This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Maroon rehab As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Aqua aggressive national mediation [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Maroon rehab 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43299359) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: talented orchid electric furnace *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Maroon rehab Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: talented orchid electric furnace *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Maroon rehab On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Maroon rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Maroon rehab I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: talented orchid electric furnace o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Maroon rehab <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49639794) |