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WSJ: Trump ready to end war with Strait closed

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self-centered stain church
  03/30/26
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  03/31/26
WASHINGTON—President Trump told aides he’s willi...
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  03/30/26
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  03/30/26
He can say the Strait is the world's problem, but it will be...
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Big insane spot goal in life
  03/31/26
Sounds good, looking forward to Israel dropping a nuke tomor...
Ruby Point
  03/30/26
sounds good!
cobalt floppy native faggotry
  03/30/26
But will he keep this threat? https://x.com/trump_repost/...
fragrant canary codepig patrolman
  03/30/26
he's a nut
cobalt floppy native faggotry
  03/30/26
This is classic Trump posturing, he pretends to give an inch...
Ruby Point
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it's 8-D chess man just let him cook we're making america gr...
Big insane spot goal in life
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good, hopefully he does
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CR god forbid we’d have stayed out of WWII and just bo...
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Donald "Unlimited Ls" Trump
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  03/30/26
Masterful... The art of the deal.. 24d chess
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  03/30/26
Iran's behavior during this whole thing has basically justif...
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international norms being... don't strike back against the p...
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There was no legitimate defense reason to close the straight...
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Isn't the goal of forcing your attacker to concede a legitim...
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candy ride is so dumb it's unreal. what other options do ...
Big insane spot goal in life
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There are rules of war. They attacked civilian shipping vess...
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oh ok well if there are rules it's nbd then. iran will just ...
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nigger the issuance of letters of marque and reprisal for pr...
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I believe that was before there was a worldwide oil market, ...
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go ahead and cite me the internalional law statute that proh...
Big insane spot goal in life
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Yes, civilian shipping vessels are legitimate war targets.
cobalt floppy native faggotry
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Oil Blockades and embargo’s violate rules of war ?
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(((international))) norms
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Trump is in dire straits
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Posters will screech about it endlessly either way but we sh...
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It seems hard to force open. I think that is why it is a big...
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It's not but no one is supposed to do anything
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Sup Apu? Sorry pajeets won't be able to have any oil now.
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Minor detail: Israel can keep bombing on their own if they w...
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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: self-centered stain church

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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Histrionic antidepressant drug

TACO Tuesday!

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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: fragrant canary codepig patrolman

WASHINGTON—President Trump told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.

In recent days, Trump and his aides assessed that a mission to pry open the chokepoint would push the conflict beyond his timeline of four to six weeks. He decided that the U.S. should achieve its main goals of hobbling Iran’s navy and its missile stocks and wind down current hostilities while pressuring Tehran diplomatically to resume the free flow of trade. If that fails, Washington would press allies in Europe and the Gulf to take the lead on reopening the strait, the officials said.

There are also military options the president could decide on, but they are not his immediate priority, they said.

Over the past month, Trump has expressed various opinions in public on how to handle the strait, part of a larger pattern of giving conflicting goals and objectives of the war overall. He has at times threatened to bomb civilian energy infrastructure if the waterway isn’t reopened by a certain date. On other occasions, he has played down the importance of the strait to the U.S. and said its closure is a problem for other nations to solve.

The longer the strait remains closed, the more it will roil the global economy and boost gas prices. Multiple countries, including U.S. allies, are reeling from the downturn in energy supply that once flowed freely through the chokepoint. Industries that rely on items such as fertilizer to grow food or helium to make computer chips are suffering from shortages.

Without a swift return to safe passages, Tehran will continue to threaten world trade until the U.S. and its partners either negotiate a deal or forcibly end the crisis, analysts say.

Suzanne Maloney, an Iran expert and vice president at the Brookings Institution in Washington, called ending military operations before the strait is open “unbelievably irresponsible.”

The U.S. and Israel started the war together and can’t walk away from the fallout, Maloney said. “Energy markets are inherently global, and there is no possibility of insulating the U.S. from the economic damage that is already occurring and will become exponentially worse if the closure of the strait continues.”

Trump’s desire to end the war quickly is at odds with other moves he is planning to make. This weekend, the USS Tripoli and the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit entered the region. Trump has also ordered elements of the 82nd Airborne and is considering sending another 10,000 ground troops to the Middle East, The Wall Street Journal reported. Meanwhile, he has referred to the war as “an excursion” and “a lovely stay,” yet he is also weighing a complex and risky mission to seize the regime’s uranium, the Journal reported.

On Monday, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters that the U.S. was “working towards” normal operations in the strait, but didn’t list it among the core military objectives of targeting Iran’s navy, missiles, defense industry and ability to make a nuclear weapon.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, speaking Monday to Al Jazeera, said the current campaign to complete U.S. military objectives will be finished within weeks.

“Then we’ll be confronted with this issue of the Straits of Hormuz, and it will be up to Iran to decide,” said Rubio, who is also Trump’s national security adviser, “or a coalition of nations from around the world and the region, with the participation of the United States, we’ll make sure that it’s open, one way or the other.”

The Trump administration had planned for the possibility of Iran closing the strait after the first bombs dropped. But once Iran placed mines in the water and threatened to strike tankers, traffic slowed to a trickle.

Senior officials repeatedly waved the problem away as pressure mounted on Washington to handle the situation. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on March 13 told reporters Iran’s actions were a sign of “sheer desperation” and was “something we’re dealing with, we have been dealing with it and don’t need to worry about it.”

To circumvent the problem, Trump increasingly called on shipping companies to take the risk of sailing through the waterway. When that didn’t work, he switched to issuing threats directly at Tehran. Trump last week interpreted Iran’s leadership allowing some ships through as a concession, kick-starting the latest round of diplomacy he hopes could end the war.

But after saying Monday on social media that Iran was now led by a “more reasonable” regime, he threatened to target the country’s electric plants and oil sites—including oil-export hub Kharg Island—“if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business.’”

“President Trump is going to move forward unabated, and he expects the Iranian regime to make a deal with the administration,” Leavitt told reporters.

Current and former officials say they believe the ability of Iran to control the passageway will be blunted as its military assets are diminished.

“Once you’ve once you’ve achieved those strategic objectives, it naturally follows,” said Rich Goldberg, a former Trump National Security Council official now at Foundation for Defense of Democracies, a Washington think tank. “That is when you would focus on the Strait of Hormuz, because you would have done so much damage to their external threat, and you would have reallocated your military resources to that mission.”

Despite his threats to reopen the waterway, Trump and his team say the strait matters far more to countries in Europe, the Middle East and Asia than to the U.S., insisting it is not vital to America’s energy needs. Top aides in Washington have spent weeks asking allies and partners to plan for negotiations or operations to ensure a fifth of the world’s oil and gas can travel through the strait.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent suggested Monday in a Fox News interview that the U.S. or a multinational group could escort tankers. His comments didn’t signal any urgency to reopen the strait immediately.

“The market is well-supplied, and we are seeing more and more ships go through on a daily basis as individual countries cut deals with the Iranian regime for the time being,” Bessent said. “But over time, the U.S. is going to retake control of the straits, and there will be freedom of navigation, whether it is through U.S. escorts or a multinational escort.”

This month, nearly 40 countries—including the United Kingdom, France and Canada—pledged “our readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait.”

Around 20% of the world’s oil supply is transported through the strait, and in 2024, 84% of crude oil and 83% of liquid natural gas shipped through the strait was bound for Asian markets, according to the U.S. Energy Information Administration.

Iran’s grip on the strait led the benchmark price of U.S. oil to close Monday at over $100 a barrel for the first time since 2022, and some financial analysts project it could surge to $200 a barrel if the war causes sustained disruption. to the waterway.

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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Vermilion passionate parlor faggot firefighter

lol at trump's adhd

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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: fragrant canary codepig patrolman

He can say the Strait is the world's problem, but it will be his lost war.

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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac potus



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Big insane spot goal in life



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Ruby Point

Sounds good, looking forward to Israel dropping a nuke tomorrow.

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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: cobalt floppy native faggotry

sounds good!

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: fragrant canary codepig patrolman

But will he keep this threat?

https://x.com/trump_repost/status/2038579673748164714

He made this just threat just today and has made it several times before. If he does, Iran will destroy a huge amount of Gulf infrastructure in retaliation.

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: cobalt floppy native faggotry

he's a nut



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Ruby Point

This is classic Trump posturing, he pretends to give an inch and then does some deceitful shit. Imagine doing business with this turd. You'd all hate him if his last name was Patel.

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Big insane spot goal in life

it's 8-D chess man just let him cook we're making america great again

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine people who are hurt

anyways, gotta go

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: vengeful shitlib institution



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:47 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:58 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing international law enforcement agency brethren



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac potus



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: titillating lake mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: galvanic sienna lay



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: Brass Dilemma Wrinkle



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Cream heaven pocket flask



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Big insane spot goal in life



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Marvelous school cafeteria



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Pearl Twinkling Uncleanness Nowag



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: chartreuse heady multi-billionaire



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle Rusted Stag Film

good, hopefully he does

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: provocative gold legend

cool victory. i wonder what he would have been happy with in ww2

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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: magical violent preventive strike

CR god forbid we’d have stayed out of WWII and just bombed Japan a couple times or some shit and called it a day.

We wouldn’t have Israel dragging us into this war now.

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: gay main people field

Donald "Unlimited Ls" Trump

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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Coral mildly autistic orchestra pit

Donalllllllllllllllllllllllld

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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: gay main people field



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Peach National



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: fragrant canary codepig patrolman

https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038782169330356329

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: coiffed parlour

Masterful... The art of the deal.. 24d chess

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

Iran's behavior during this whole thing has basically justified Trump's initial move. They are madmen who don't abide by international norms.

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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: cobalt floppy native faggotry

international norms being... don't strike back against the people who attack you?



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: gay main people field



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

There was no legitimate defense reason to close the straight. They just did it to harm the world economy and force us to concede. We need to destroy these guys the next time we get a chance.

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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: cobalt floppy native faggotry

Isn't the goal of forcing your attacker to concede a legitimate thing to do in war? Did we keep the sea lanes open for trade with Germany and Japan in World War 2?



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Big insane spot goal in life

candy ride is so dumb it's unreal.

what other options do they have? we're attacking them. they have no meaningful way to strike us directly. ljl that we killed their potus and some are kvetching about how unfair it is they're not allowing countries to ship us oil.

also we've done this to them for years with sanctions.

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

There are rules of war. They attacked civilian shipping vessels. How Iran has acted since this start r basically justified the entire attack on them.

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Big insane spot goal in life

oh ok well if there are rules it's nbd then. iran will just get hauled off to an international court and this will all be sorted out!

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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

I'm an irreverent xo poaster! I don't care about international law or custom!

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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Big insane spot goal in life

nigger the issuance of letters of marque and reprisal for privateers to attack private maritime vessels while we're at war is in the fucking constitution. disrupting maritime commerce has been a part of war forever.

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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

I believe that was before there was a worldwide oil market, senator.

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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Big insane spot goal in life

go ahead and cite me the internalional law statute that prohibits the disruption of oil trade but nothing else. you're done here man, it's hard to tell whether you're trolling and just pretending to be this obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49783561)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: cobalt floppy native faggotry

Yes, civilian shipping vessels are legitimate war targets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782854)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: French theater

Oil Blockades and embargo’s violate rules of war ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49783278)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: cyan adventurous stead

rofl why did the US do the cuban missile crisis naval blockade

or more lolzy example, why is the US CURRENTLY doing a naval blockade of cuba? so that is okay, but iran which is being attacked cant do blockade

US navy wld send troops and weapons thru strait if it wasnt blocked, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782299)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Stirring massive dog poop resort

(((international))) norms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:54 AM
Author: cyan adventurous stead

rofl wht international norms did Iran breach? oh these closed hormuz, thats just a naval blockade which is common in furking war, u can justify that just on the grounds US wld send troops and weapons to Gulf by sea if it was open

everything else Iran has acted heroically and morally unlike vile terrorist war mongering scum US and Kikeistan. Its the US that will burn in hell for all eternity for what they have done to Gorgeous Iran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782298)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: diverse ungodly theater stage

Trump is in dire straits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781932)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Nudist Twinkling Fortuitous Meteor

heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782151)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Henna Gas Station Wagecucks

I don't buy this but posters believe everything they read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781938)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

I hope we does. Nowags can figure out their own oil. We will drill baby drill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781941)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Henna Gas Station Wagecucks

Posters will screech about it endlessly either way but we should force it open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781946)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

It seems hard to force open. I think that is why it is a big deal. We have tons of oil here. It doesn't matter to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781947)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Henna Gas Station Wagecucks

It's not but no one is supposed to do anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781949)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Multi-colored Umber Internal Respiration School

You are fucking retarded if you think it doesn't matter to us because we have oil here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782646)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Splenetic Frisky Messiness Elastic Band

Sup Apu? Sorry pajeets won't be able to have any oil now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782660)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: pink telephone stage

isn't he literally going to put boots onto kharg island next week? i guess you never know, negotiating with a crazy man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781969)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: fragrant canary codepig patrolman

Minor detail: Israel can keep bombing on their own if they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781974)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Stimulating den pervert

Yes please jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49781977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: cyan adventurous stead

actually no, they depend on US tankers for refueling in air

also if trump EXITING means also giving up defending israel with air defense then LJL for kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782300)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: fragrant canary codepig patrolman

This is 100% correct:

https://x.com/HeerJeet/status/2038793651833487392

Trump-hating Euros in particular would enjoy bending the knee to Iran and thereby making his defeat in the war that much more obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782025)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: cocky burgundy foreskin plaza

In other words: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782152)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Nudist Twinkling Fortuitous Meteor

egregiously flailing

day 1: maybe we're going to stick our dick in a woodchipper and invade kharg, which is like fighting on one of those japanese islands in ww2

day 2: maybe we're just leaving, and oil can be $150 a barrel. fuck it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782156)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: cocky burgundy foreskin plaza

And 30% of Amerikkkans will perceive this as Complete and Total Victory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782161)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: pink telephone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782183)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: cobalt floppy native faggotry

oil won't be $150 a barrel. other countries will make deals with Iran quickly if the US bails.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782292)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Nudist Twinkling Fortuitous Meteor

imagine you’re iran

israelis are bombing your schools, hospitals, and mosques

the US just killed your supreme leader, who by all accounts was the reason you refused to finish a nuke, in the middle of negotiations

you’re facing an existential threat

you know that when col qaddafi voluntarily gave up his weapons to appease the americans, the end result was being literally anally raped to death

but asia and europe have said they have zero interest in using their militaries reopening hormuz for now, and they’d have little leverage anyway

even now the US navy can’t enter the persian gulf for fear of being sitting ducks

you have this one incredible trump card

wouldnt you drag out the pain at least another month or 2 to deter further attacks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782624)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49783454)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: provocative gold legend

stock futures +1% on the news. lol this may just be it then. mission accomplished!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782191)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: cyan adventurous stead

SOXL was up over 4% extended hours at one point now only like 1.8%

im hoaping opens negative, need everthing to crash bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782297)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: provocative gold legend

lol just sell puts on oil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49783094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: cyan adventurous stead

Art of the Deal, what a masterclass! 76 IQ Indians cld never!

Just think of his options, he leaves which I dont even know wtf that means. Will he evacuate US troops and missile defense from GCC? Cause that just means GCC will get assraped further by Iran, wtf shld gorgeous Iran stop. Israel too but I imagine "exiting" doesnt mean stopping aid to Israel since they are ur Daddy

If he wants to stop Iran attacking he prob has to get the GCC to pay them $1t in repartaions plus or give them secret money via CIA. Plus he has to remove all sanctions and have some mechanism to punish US if it reestablishes them in future.

And all of this Iran can still charge for Hormuz

LJL there's no good options, Ive never seen the US in a foreign policy event like this where all their options are bad. This is truly a masterclass! MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782295)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle state

in TACO we trust, bring home the troops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782554)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: curious abode love of her life

sounds straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49782863)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: infuriating hell kitty cat

ljl at spy and uso rising together. one of you is terribly wrong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49783135)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: plum university mother

TACO Tuesday!! 🌮 🌮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49783271)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Pearl Twinkling Uncleanness Nowag

lol at losing to Iran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851767&forum_id=2),#49783373)