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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Laughsome pocket flask
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
razzmatazz alpha school cafeteria
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
razzmatazz alpha school cafeteria
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Laughsome pocket flask
  01/05/26
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Laughsome pocket flask
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Laughsome pocket flask
  01/06/26
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hateful dopamine mood
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
green bawdyhouse mediation
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Bisexual house
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
histrionic transparent hissy fit gas station
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Dashing Impressive Station Cuck
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/06/26
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Bronze Yapping New Version
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
histrionic transparent hissy fit gas station
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Dashing Impressive Station Cuck
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Dashing Impressive Station Cuck
  01/06/26
Lmao
Laughsome pocket flask
  01/06/26
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heady mewling cruise ship
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Excitant kitchen
  01/06/26
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razzmatazz alpha school cafeteria
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Laughsome pocket flask

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz alpha school cafeteria

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz alpha school cafeteria

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Laughsome pocket flask

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Laughsome pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Laughsome pocket flask

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: hateful dopamine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse mediation

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Bisexual house

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: histrionic transparent hissy fit gas station

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing Impressive Station Cuck

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Bronze Yapping New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: histrionic transparent hissy fit gas station

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing Impressive Station Cuck

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Dashing Impressive Station Cuck

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Laughsome pocket flask

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: heady mewling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Excitant kitchen

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz alpha school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566761)