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So anyway, about the Rolex, I will post some links itt shortly.

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you t...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
C******er L. Sp****li Principal C******er L. Sp****li Pri...
Sienna brethren reading party
  12/21/25
You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tel...
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year o...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of ...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
Of course you’ve done that before
cheese-eating excitant university cumskin
  12/22/25
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Sta...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least mas...
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
im mindful of price scratch up ratio
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold co...
Aphrodisiac godawful lettuce
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 196...
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
this one if i am all out balling https://www.walmart.com...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
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chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
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Sienna brethren reading party
  12/21/25
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Appetizing love of her life
  12/21/25
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floppy saffron church people who are hurt
  12/22/25
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provocative corner
  12/21/25
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chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years.&q...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
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provocative corner
  12/21/25
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chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
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Sienna brethren reading party
  12/21/25
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Appetizing love of her life
  12/21/25
Jfc
cheese-eating excitant university cumskin
  12/22/25
Thank you for not othering adopted dads
stirring school
  12/22/25
maybe we have a winner? https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists...
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches...
geriatric histrionic parlour
  12/21/25
i think this is it. meets my modest reqs
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
34 mm is pretty small man.
Iridescent hell generalized bond
  12/21/25
nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accom...
bistre parlor pistol
  12/21/25
...
Aromatic Slippery Temple Associate
  12/21/25
$790K is umc "salary"?
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
lol just lol.
bistre parlor pistol
  12/21/25
er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition frien...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!
bistre parlor pistol
  12/21/25
sure
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even ...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are de...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
Sub-4k lol
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
...
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I&rsqu...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
spaceporn is a master at his craft
Sienna brethren reading party
  12/21/25
If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?
stirring school
  12/22/25
LMAO
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
TITCLMAO
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't tha...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has...
bistre parlor pistol
  12/21/25
cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doe...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&...
bistre parlor pistol
  12/21/25
...
Sienna brethren reading party
  12/21/25
...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&a...
bistre parlor pistol
  12/23/25
The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of w...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
walmart air king tp
Iridescent hell generalized bond
  12/21/25
180 thread
adventurous khaki trust fund incel
  12/21/25
The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encap...
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
...
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your...
geriatric histrionic parlour
  12/21/25
He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He s...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in genera...
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
Okay 👍
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chim...
geriatric histrionic parlour
  12/21/25
if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flam...
Iridescent hell generalized bond
  12/21/25
This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
If flame, done to perfection.
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's ...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
...
chrome kitchen milk
  12/21/25
The Walmart links are a great touch
buck-toothed casino keepsake machete
  12/21/25
Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now...
Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter
  12/21/25
i think these are all third-party listings so they're probab...
idiotic hospital
  12/22/25
yes. it's almost too perfect. a mid-50s spaceporn stylin...
Iridescent hell generalized bond
  12/21/25
It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of th...
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
Did I pass?
Iridescent hell generalized bond
  12/21/25
What do you think?
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, s...
Iridescent hell generalized bond
  12/21/25
Walmart air king tp
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25
YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!
mustard water buffalo
  12/21/25
...
Iridescent hell generalized bond
  12/22/25
...
Sienna brethren reading party
  12/21/25
Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?
ultramarine ticket booth
  12/21/25
I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three o...
Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath
  12/21/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you think. They will all have been tuned up and come with a warranty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528790)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Sienna brethren reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529217)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk

You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tell it's a knockoff for $300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528793)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year old gooks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528800)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of actual use ... or their timekeeping is crap.

Believe me i ahve explored that option enough to know not to do it any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating excitant university cumskin

Of course you’ve done that before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49531255)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Stainless-Steel-Automatic-Mens-Watch-Vintage-Good/18333755918?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

I like this one i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528802)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk

Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least masculine one I've ever seen.

Get a bold colored submariner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528810)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

im mindful of price scratch up ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528815)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk

Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528823)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it and isnt fake and isnt all scratched up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528832)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac godawful lettuce

a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold color. datejust 36 is a classy elegant timeless mens professional style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529016)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528819)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter

LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 1960's described as being in "good" condition, what could go wrong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528864)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

this one if i am all out balling

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-Mens-Rolex-Stainless-Steel-Date-White-Roman-15000/17814019330?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528808)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528812)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528833)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528836)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Sienna brethren reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529222)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Appetizing love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529357)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: floppy saffron church people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49531245)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: provocative corner

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f34e1a64c6ca9a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528928)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528944)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years."

spjr: "...yeah, i know, it was still on his wrist!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528949)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: provocative corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528952)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528975)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Sienna brethren reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529223)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Appetizing love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating excitant university cumskin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49531260)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: stirring school

Thank you for not othering adopted dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49532364)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

maybe we have a winner?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-Men-s-Airking-34mm-Generic-black-leather-Wristwatch/9590617053?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528853)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter

34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists to go along with nonfunctioning genitals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528862)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: geriatric histrionic parlour

Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528887)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

i think this is it. meets my modest reqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528865)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that i would actually buy a rolex--how irresponsible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528881)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Iridescent hell generalized bond

34 mm is pretty small man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528938)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: bistre parlor pistol

nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accomplish exactly one (1) year of a normal umc salary” like a walmart air king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528889)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Aromatic Slippery Temple Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528893)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

$790K is umc "salary"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528898)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: bistre parlor pistol

lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528905)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528910)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: bistre parlor pistol

enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528917)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528921)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even have one. you admitted to being less than $1m NW recently. what class do you think you're in, genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528957)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are deeply ill with multiple personality disorder. Please either go back to India or stop trying to engage with me. I cannot possibly match your drug abuse or your mental illness such that I can keep up with your stalking both on and off board. Please stop. ✋. What more can I say? I’m not a gay. I’m not interested in anything like that in case that’s your thing. Get a hobby? Get a life? Touch grass? I don’t care I just want to stop seeing your garbage immediately under my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529032)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a moderate indulgence for a 1st year associate, and you've chosen to buy one sized for a woman. either you're brilliantly seeking attention or generating it unintentionally, but either way i'm gonna be here like a moth to a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529051)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter

Sub-4k lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529052)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529058)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I’m not interested in hanging out with you. You are a terrible person imo. I want nothing to do with you. I don’t want to be your friend. You are a creep by any metric. Please get that thru your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529056)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk

This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529057)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Sienna brethren reading party

spaceporn is a master at his craft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529227)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: stirring school

If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49532381)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528915)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk

TITCLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528942)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't that important because he's doing what he loves (shitlaw?). the moment he allegedly makes a UMC salary this is how he behaves. he's been at this all year too.

what makes spaceporn so hateable are these hypocrisies and contradictions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528941)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: bistre parlor pistol

he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has good reason to be) and is neurotically compelled to retcon every one of his life’s bumblings into the noblest of callings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528956)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doesn't even attempt to reconcile it with positions he held moments ago. this type of NPD retconning is common, but usually they at least try to come up with a rationalization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528976)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: bistre parlor pistol

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&forum_id=2#49529035

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529168)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Sienna brethren reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529275)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529286)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: bistre parlor pistol

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49533555)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529229)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of words starting with rap (rapist, raped, etc.) you're incorrect here -- they're synonyms. lol @ your dunning-kruger midwit arrogance in 2025 you could just google shit before opening your dumb mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529283)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Iridescent hell generalized bond

walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528953)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: adventurous khaki trust fund incel

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528896)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk

The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encapsulation of Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528913)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528916)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so much imm gonna have metrics that apply because i have dependents and the money is not coming from a trust fund hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528927)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: geriatric histrionic parlour

RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your elderly father buy you jewelry. Oh what a "man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528939)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He sort of larps as a “watch guy” because he thinks it’s “elite” and that’s really all he’s got in life so he loses his shit when his betters make simple posts on the subject. He perceives such posts as invading his space. And then it’s all intolerable when it’s someone like me who triggers all his insecurities at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529011)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter

Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in general but specifically how these idiotic choices are as usual on brand for a complete loser like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529017)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

Okay 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529019)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: geriatric histrionic parlour

You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chimping out on your Hannukah holiday. It's hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529020)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Iridescent hell generalized bond

if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flame ive seen in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528962)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter

This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528965)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk

If flame, done to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528967)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's turned out to be legitimate. he seems to be so autistic that satire and irony don't register to him. that's why he treats poasts here as if they were said to him irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529025)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: chrome kitchen milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529044)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: buck-toothed casino keepsake machete

The Walmart links are a great touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49528985)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Faggot Firefighter

Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: idiotic hospital

i think these are all third-party listings so they're probably listed on dozens of sites if i had to guess. that sp chose walmart of all these listings shows what a high level he's posting at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49531268)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Iridescent hell generalized bond

yes. it's almost too perfect.

a mid-50s spaceporn styling on xo with a vintage 34mm rolex from walmart.

i don't know if he has the self-awareness to run that kind of troll job with himself as the butt of the joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529022)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529035)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of the email confirmation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529053)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Iridescent hell generalized bond

Did I pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529055)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

What do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529065)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Iridescent hell generalized bond

well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, so i don't see how i could have failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529161)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

Walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529214)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: mustard water buffalo

YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529284)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Iridescent hell generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49531230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Sienna brethren reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: ultramarine ticket booth

Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Charcoal sweet tailpipe public bath

I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three other posters. And next year looks good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2),#49529345)