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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Alcoholic Stage Goyim
  02/22/12
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beady-eyed ticket booth
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Bespoke fortuitous meteor
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
vivacious nofapping psychic
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Bespoke fortuitous meteor
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
bisexual pungent property skinny woman
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Swollen overrated fat ankles
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Bespoke fortuitous meteor
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Swollen overrated fat ankles
  02/22/12
u jelly
Bespoke fortuitous meteor
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Multi-colored foreskin
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vivacious nofapping psychic
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
swashbuckling point juggernaut
  02/23/12
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vivacious nofapping psychic
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Alcoholic Stage Goyim
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
violet supple athletic conference
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Contagious frozen azn
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
vivacious nofapping psychic
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
azure adulterous menage
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
vivacious nofapping psychic
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Alcoholic Stage Goyim
  02/23/12
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vivacious nofapping psychic
  02/24/17
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exciting giraffe
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Honey-headed parlour useless brakes
  02/25/12
cr
Territorial national laser beams
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Alcoholic Stage Goyim
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Transparent ape gunner
  02/12/13
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vivacious nofapping psychic
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Glittery chestnut toaster
  03/31/12
great american novelist
vivacious nofapping psychic
  10/26/12
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Amber Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Alcoholic Stage Goyim
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
exhilarant scarlet field new version
  11/20/12
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Crimson indian lodge quadroon
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Crimson indian lodge quadroon
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Contagious frozen azn
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Territorial national laser beams
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
exhilarant scarlet field new version
  01/19/13
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vivacious nofapping psychic
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Marvelous Church Building Cuckoldry
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Jet disturbing pisswyrm nibblets
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Territorial national laser beams
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exhilarant scarlet field new version
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Chest-beating curious theater stage reading party
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Transparent ape gunner
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stage Goyim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Bespoke fortuitous meteor

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Bespoke fortuitous meteor

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: bisexual pungent property skinny woman

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Swollen overrated fat ankles

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Bespoke fortuitous meteor

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Swollen overrated fat ankles

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Bespoke fortuitous meteor

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored foreskin

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling point juggernaut

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stage Goyim

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: violet supple athletic conference

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Contagious frozen azn

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: azure adulterous menage

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2),#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stage Goyim

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2),#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: exciting giraffe



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed parlour useless brakes

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Territorial national laser beams

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic Stage Goyim

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Transparent ape gunner

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Glittery chestnut toaster

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Amber Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic Stage Goyim

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: exhilarant scarlet field new version

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Crimson indian lodge quadroon



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Crimson indian lodge quadroon

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Contagious frozen azn

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Territorial national laser beams

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: exhilarant scarlet field new version

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: vivacious nofapping psychic



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Marvelous Church Building Cuckoldry

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Jet disturbing pisswyrm nibblets

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2),#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Territorial national laser beams

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: exhilarant scarlet field new version



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: razzle emerald sanctuary toilet seat



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Stag Film



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Chest-beating curious theater stage reading party



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent ape gunner

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating curious theater stage reading party



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: judgmental orange dingle berry



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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