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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
galvanic home immigrant
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
glittery dysfunction locus
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
galvanic home immigrant
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
glittery dysfunction locus
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
galvanic home immigrant
  10/03/12
dat racis
mischievous mewling new version business firm
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
primrose titillating field
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
hairraiser lettuce
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
razzle-dazzle twinkling senate
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
chartreuse haunting kitty point
  10/11/12
180
Crusty jet-lagged menage milk
  10/22/12
jesus....
Magical weed whacker
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Charismatic juggernaut macaca
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Charismatic juggernaut macaca
  12/22/15
still glad
Charismatic juggernaut macaca
  05/30/16
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carmine embarrassed to the bone dilemma
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/03/12
prescient
glittery dysfunction locus
  10/30/12
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glittery dysfunction locus
  07/08/13
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Swashbuckling organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  10/20/14
lol
Stirring ladyboy famous landscape painting
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
territorial frozen candlestick maker
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Supple elite coldplay fan
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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  10/31/12
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Heady snowy station
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
impressive irradiated base filthpig
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
arousing insecure police squad private investor
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Big-titted House
  12/09/12
haha ty
alcoholic trailer park really tough guy
  12/27/12
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marvelous university patrolman
  05/25/23
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marvelous university patrolman
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Black national
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Supple elite coldplay fan
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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transparent persian property
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Bronze Adventurous Hell Boistinker
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Pearly Bearded Corn Cake
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/11/12
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Bronze Adventurous Hell Boistinker
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Razzmatazz location
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/22/12
180
contagious place of business
  11/10/12
this was underrated
Hateful Lay
  11/17/13
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Vengeful Brilliant Puppy Theater Stage
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Light jewess box office
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Up-to-no-good market
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/22/12
lol
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  10/23/12
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Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/30/12
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Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
glittery dysfunction locus
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
glittery dysfunction locus
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
glittery dysfunction locus
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
spectacular sooty halford church
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/30/12
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beady-eyed magenta principal's office international law enforcement agency
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
transparent persian property
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/31/12
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Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
metal garrison
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/02/12
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Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
glittery dysfunction locus
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/04/12
RIP brother
glittery dysfunction locus
  03/07/17
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Crusty jet-lagged menage milk
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
dull marketing idea gas station
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
unholy aromatic pocket flask
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
galvanic home immigrant
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Light jewess box office
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Cracking chestnut chad parlour
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
Anal cerise sanctuary
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
lemon concupiscible striped hyena sound barrier
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
dull marketing idea gas station
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
glittery dysfunction locus
  12/04/12
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  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
fluffy nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Supple elite coldplay fan
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Walnut Thriller Plaza Philosopher-king
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
hairraiser lettuce
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
excitant set useless brakes
  12/05/12
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dull marketing idea gas station
  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/05/12
WTF!!!
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  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Big-titted House
  12/09/12
180.
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
glittery dysfunction locus
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  01/12/13
Update?
marvelous university patrolman
  02/04/13
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big bat shit crazy school cafeteria
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marvelous university patrolman
  02/08/13
Second page!?
Razzmatazz location
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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smoky library
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Has the hippo tired?
idiotic office tattoo
  07/08/13
update?
fragrant irate stead associate
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Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol
  08/17/13
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olive adulterous regret
  10/07/13
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passionate double fault
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
Razzle Rose Hall
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marvelous university patrolman
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
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  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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marvelous university patrolman
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
beady-eyed magenta principal's office international law enforcement agency
  02/12/15
lets do this
Walnut Thriller Plaza Philosopher-king
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
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gots to get mine ofs
Swollen ruddy dog poop
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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olive adulterous regret
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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  03/20/21
the latest?
marvelous university patrolman
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
clear pervert
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marvelous university patrolman
  03/20/21
update?
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The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: galvanic home immigrant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: galvanic home immigrant

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: galvanic home immigrant

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: mischievous mewling new version business firm

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: primrose titillating field

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling senate

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: chartreuse haunting kitty point

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Crusty jet-lagged menage milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Magical weed whacker

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Charismatic juggernaut macaca

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Charismatic juggernaut macaca

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Charismatic juggernaut macaca

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: carmine embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25934454)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling organic girlfriend meetinghouse



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Stirring ladyboy famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: territorial frozen candlestick maker

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Supple elite coldplay fan

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Wine startled indian lodge

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Heady snowy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Shimmering judgmental sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: impressive irradiated base filthpig

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: arousing insecure police squad private investor

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Big-titted House

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: alcoholic trailer park really tough guy

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Black national

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Supple elite coldplay fan

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: sapphire vigorous step-uncle's house factory reset button

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: transparent persian property

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Bronze Adventurous Hell Boistinker

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Pearly Bearded Corn Cake

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Bronze Adventurous Hell Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: contagious place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Hateful Lay

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Blue community account son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Vengeful Brilliant Puppy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Light jewess box office

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good market

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: carmine embarrassed to the bone dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: spectacular sooty halford church

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed magenta principal's office international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: transparent persian property

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: fighting racy whorehouse goyim

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: contagious place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: smoky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: metal garrison

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: laughsome saffron school potus

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Crusty jet-lagged menage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: unholy aromatic pocket flask

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: galvanic home immigrant

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Light jewess box office

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Cracking chestnut chad parlour

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Anal cerise sanctuary

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: lemon concupiscible striped hyena sound barrier

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Pontificating Area Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Federal mint windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: fluffy nursing home fortuitous meteor

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Supple elite coldplay fan

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruise Ship

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Walnut Thriller Plaza Philosopher-king

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: excitant set useless brakes

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Swollen ruddy dog poop

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: dull marketing idea gas station

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Dark orchestra pit personal credit line

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Orange stag film



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: contagious place of business



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Big-titted House

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: garnet talented public bath dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: boyish costumed idea he suggested locale

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Rusted Messiness

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Curious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: glittery dysfunction locus

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: marvelous university patrolman

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: big bat shit crazy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Federal mint windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: peach bespoke gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: smoky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: unhinged sandwich gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: idiotic office tattoo

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: fragrant irate stead associate

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Mustard Narrow-minded Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: olive adulterous regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: passionate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating Tanning Salon Sweet Tailpipe

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Razzle Rose Hall

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Vengeful Brilliant Puppy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: unhinged sandwich gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: electric old irish cottage church building

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Dashing Roommate Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Hateful Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Crusty jet-lagged menage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Indigo cerebral space pozpig

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Dark orchestra pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: idiotic office tattoo

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed magenta principal's office international law enforcement agency

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed magenta principal's office international law enforcement agency

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Walnut Thriller Plaza Philosopher-king

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Amber resort

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Swollen ruddy dog poop

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Amber resort

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: electric old irish cottage church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: exhilarant cocky hissy fit

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Splenetic Salmon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling organic girlfriend meetinghouse



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Heady snowy station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: multi-colored fishy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: wonderful blood rage chapel

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Vengeful Brilliant Puppy Theater Stage



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: misunderstood flirting water buffalo friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: contagious place of business



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Startling Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: vibrant sexy heaven legal warrant



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Splenetic Salmon Abode

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Cream frum den



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: clear pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: olive adulterous regret

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Hilarious Slippery Nowag Headpube

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: clear pervert

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Lascivious therapy

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Odious bonkers theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Green Mildly Autistic Brunch

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Emerald Trip Forum



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Vivacious rebellious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: gay comical black woman ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse trump supporter

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: passionate double fault

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Supple elite coldplay fan

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: passionate double fault

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Supple elite coldplay fan

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: clear pervert

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Ocher slimy foreskin



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: sick range gunner



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: diverse corner sneaky criminal



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Provocative aquamarine idiot



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: gay comical black woman ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: marvelous university patrolman

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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