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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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lol at white womyn
Marvelous Sandwich Parlour
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
silver 180 community account wrinkle
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Green Fragrant Headpube Milk
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Crawly embarrassed to the bone theater stage liquid oxygen
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Indecent nursing home french chef
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Crawly embarrassed to the bone theater stage liquid oxygen
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Irate Soul-stirring Knife Partner
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Drab multi-colored heaven gaming laptop

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Drab multi-colored heaven gaming laptop



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Drab multi-colored heaven gaming laptop



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Marvelous Sandwich Parlour

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: silver 180 community account wrinkle

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Green Fragrant Headpube Milk

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Crawly embarrassed to the bone theater stage liquid oxygen

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Indecent nursing home french chef

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Crawly embarrassed to the bone theater stage liquid oxygen

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Irate Soul-stirring Knife Partner

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Filthy charismatic area stain

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Drab multi-colored heaven gaming laptop

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Pale Site

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: deep resort

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Unholy Background Story Sanctuary

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Maniacal Giraffe Station



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: chestnut curious roommate

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cobalt State

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Racy Prole

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Jet-lagged Half-breed Water Buffalo

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: outnumbered cerebral parlor rigpig

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed regret



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed regret



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: naked ape coffee pot



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