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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: splenetic son of senegal locus http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: splenetic son of senegal locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: splenetic son of senegal locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Crawly Yarmulke Turdskin lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: swollen incel stage What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Outnumbered gaped candlestick maker rehab http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Mahogany at-the-ready hell dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: 180 emerald pisswyrm temple Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Mahogany at-the-ready hell cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: bipolar internet-worthy nursing home "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: bateful mauve sanctuary tank It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: splenetic son of senegal locus Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like mad cow disease tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: contagious scarlet mental disorder crackhouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: hairraiser primrose locale awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: flickering parlour codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Federal Persian Spot these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Hunting Ground Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: excitant toaster 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Stirring Lemon Tattoo You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: charismatic windowlicker tanning salon lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: effete erotic headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#49639607) |