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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: overrated messiness fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: sepia native get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Drunken Institution Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Brindle exciting place of business cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: offensive lay quadroon height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Olive Mischievous University Ceo you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: supple embarrassed to the bone nursing home striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy sooty jew Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: fighting water buffalo It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: light giraffe DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: 180 maroon stage blood rage Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: overrated messiness ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: 180 maroon stage blood rage Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Coiffed diverse knife stag film Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Bateful cuckold circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: obsidian swollen theater stage fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: carnelian cuck market i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: frum heaven I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Passionate Hateful Whorehouse sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Vigorous alcoholic pistol lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: overrated messiness bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: Drunken Institution way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: overrated messiness what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Drunken Institution Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: adventurous pearl kitchen 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Passionate Hateful Whorehouse txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: overrated messiness i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: Passionate Hateful Whorehouse nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: maize piazza sweet tailpipe lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: overrated messiness she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: light giraffe don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: appetizing aqua trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: anal topaz ticket booth elastic band its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: light giraffe I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: anal topaz ticket booth elastic band if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: light giraffe how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Flatulent Flushed Doctorate Pocket Flask if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: light giraffe lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: light giraffe nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Kink-friendly pisswyrm Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Drunken Institution Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Passionate Hateful Whorehouse On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: Vigorous alcoholic pistol jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Kink-friendly pisswyrm I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: excitant know-it-all international law enforcement agency It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: overrated messiness god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: Drunken Institution tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: light giraffe yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Drunken Institution I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: light giraffe there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: light giraffe ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Passionate Hateful Whorehouse No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: Passionate Hateful Whorehouse This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: maize piazza sweet tailpipe Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Passionate Hateful Whorehouse "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: Drunken Institution I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: excitant know-it-all international law enforcement agency eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: maize piazza sweet tailpipe DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: overrated messiness c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: light giraffe this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: Milky laughsome resort police squad it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: overrated messiness okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: excitant know-it-all international law enforcement agency 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Drunken Institution TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: overrated messiness i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: maize piazza sweet tailpipe See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: overrated messiness i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: Cobalt jewess theatre It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Drunken Institution True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: maize piazza sweet tailpipe cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: excitant know-it-all international law enforcement agency Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: excitant know-it-all international law enforcement agency lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: maize piazza sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Vigorous alcoholic pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: overrated messiness yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Drunken Institution Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: excitant know-it-all international law enforcement agency rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: overrated messiness this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Drunken Institution I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: hairless sandwich school cafeteria I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:31 PM Author: cocky hell mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#27249221) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: talented rusted half-breed must have been a lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#27249239) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: fighting water buffalo Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#27249382) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: avocado faggotry pit told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#27249403) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: i gave my cousin head how tall r u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2),#49306603) |