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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
tell me
electric gaped fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Heady bearded windowlicker stead
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Odious Idiotic Point
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Charismatic theater stage
  05/12/15
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Twinkling hall
  05/12/15
so underrated
Indigo hairraiser center fat ankles
  01/19/16
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  06/07/17
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aquamarine halford
  03/31/18
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  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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swashbuckling maroon plaza
  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker
  12/11/24
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Histrionic Alcoholic Hell Hairy Legs
  06/11/25
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Low-t Amber University
  08/12/25
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Soul-stirring Pistol
  08/12/25
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Histrionic Alcoholic Hell Hairy Legs
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
saffron bateful blood rage athletic conference
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
provocative nubile gaping
  08/14/13
lmao
electric gaped fortuitous meteor
  05/12/15
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Cerise nighttime mediation
  12/11/24
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Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
saffron bateful blood rage athletic conference
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Anal crackhouse
  08/14/13
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Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
motley famous landscape painting degenerate
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
rofl
electric gaped fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
180
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
rofl
laughsome walnut public bath
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
big lavender cuck
  08/14/13
lol
Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life
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floppy karate
  08/14/13
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bespoke ticket booth elastic band
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bat shit crazy ratface
  03/24/21
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Gay talented nursing home boltzmann
  02/16/23
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Low-t Amber University
  08/12/25
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lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground
  08/14/13
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Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
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lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
provocative nubile gaping
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground
  08/14/13
best of thread
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
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violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
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Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
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Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
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Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
overrated pink space
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
provocative nubile gaping
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Topaz sick liquid oxygen legend
  08/14/13
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electric gaped fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
180
Haunting chestnut school cafeteria
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Bearded wine den mood
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floppy karate
  08/15/13
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chocolate greedy milk
  08/17/13
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Charismatic theater stage
  01/19/16
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aquamarine halford
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Topaz sick liquid oxygen legend
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
lol
Lascivious chest-beating hospital
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
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violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
galvanic gaming laptop
  08/14/13
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Appetizing Mental Disorder Incel
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground
  08/14/13
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brilliant fighting affirmative action chapel
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
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violent harsh skinny woman rehab
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Peach school
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Peach school
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bat shit crazy ratface
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Jade property partner
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
motley famous landscape painting degenerate
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
motley famous landscape painting degenerate
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Mind-boggling tanning salon stain
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
curious resort juggernaut
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Jade property partner
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
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mildly autistic garnet step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
whatever
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Translucent outnumbered kitchen
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
lol
Haunting chestnut school cafeteria
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
180
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
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Passionate Pit National Security Agency
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
umber ungodly stag film becky
  08/14/13
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umber ungodly stag film becky
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
...
jet-lagged orange station pisswyrm
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Haunting chestnut school cafeteria
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Aromatic senate electric furnace
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
razzle hyperactive alpha
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
swashbuckling maroon plaza
  08/14/13
165
excitant temple striped hyena
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
lmao
Trip location ceo
  08/14/13
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mildly autistic garnet step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
house-broken tantric business firm police squad
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
transparent national
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
chocolate greedy milk
  08/14/13
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umber ungodly stag film becky
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
Pics?
180 death wish menage
  08/14/13
link?
Cerise nighttime mediation
  08/17/13
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electric gaped fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
comical genital piercing
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Bright hateful double fault
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Burgundy institution
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Khaki sanctuary
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Khaki sanctuary
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Khaki sanctuary
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
pontificating supple nowag
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
impertinent swollen garrison headpube
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Khaki sanctuary
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Underhanded cuckoldry psychic
  08/14/13
Underrated
excitant temple striped hyena
  08/15/13
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bespoke ticket booth elastic band
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
impertinent swollen garrison headpube
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Underhanded cuckoldry psychic
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Wonderful Pearly Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
violent harsh skinny woman rehab
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
irradiated buff idea he suggested
  08/14/13
lol
Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
irradiated buff idea he suggested
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
irradiated buff idea he suggested
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
impertinent swollen garrison headpube
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
slap-happy thriller locale sound barrier
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Jade property partner
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
titillating home
  08/14/13
180
Stimulating tattoo
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
floppy karate
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life
  08/14/13
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boyish stock car travel guidebook
  08/14/13
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smoky abnormal casino private investor
  08/14/13
180
Khaki sanctuary
  08/14/13
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Underhanded cuckoldry psychic
  08/15/13
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Burgundy institution
  08/17/13
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honey-headed beta faggot firefighter messiness
  09/11/13
Lmao
exciting mewling set corn cake
  06/07/17
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Low-t Amber University
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
exhilarant associate
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
boyish stock car travel guidebook
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
snowy parlor laser beams
  08/14/13
lol
Khaki sanctuary
  08/14/13
...
Vibrant brunch
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
misanthropic beady-eyed stage circlehead
  08/14/13
180
razzle-dazzle heaven dragon
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
amethyst crotch
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Adventurous theater
  08/17/13
poignant
ruby state azn
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
multi-colored clown
  08/17/13
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boyish stock car travel guidebook
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
honey-headed beta faggot firefighter messiness
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Peach school
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Wonderful Pearly Indirect Expression
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Odious Idiotic Point
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
razzmatazz crusty house depressive
  12/28/13
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Drab bull headed library ape
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
ruddy base digit ratio
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
vivacious shaky volcanic crater indian lodge
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
insane kitty box office
  03/10/14
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Charismatic theater stage
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
galvanic gaming laptop
  05/12/15
...
arrogant diverse parlour
  01/19/16
...
floppy karate
  10/25/17
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Cerise nighttime mediation
  11/29/15
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Cerise nighttime mediation
  12/23/15
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Charismatic theater stage
  01/05/16
...
Cerise nighttime mediation
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Duck-like water buffalo
  06/07/17
...
arrogant diverse parlour
  09/22/17
...
chocolate greedy milk
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Contagious Native Codepig
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Arousing Claret Stage
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Contagious Native Codepig
  07/18/18
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bat shit crazy ratface
  04/30/19
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Cerise nighttime mediation
  06/21/20
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Cerise nighttime mediation
  06/23/20
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black forum
  07/11/20
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bat shit crazy ratface
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: electric gaped fortuitous meteor

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Trip location ceo

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Heady bearded windowlicker stead

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Odious Idiotic Point

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Charismatic theater stage

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Twinkling hall



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Indigo hairraiser center fat ankles

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Gay talented nursing home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Hell Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Low-t Amber University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Hell Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: saffron bateful blood rage athletic conference

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: provocative nubile gaping

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: electric gaped fortuitous meteor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Cerise nighttime mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: saffron bateful blood rage athletic conference

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Anal crackhouse

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Trip location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: motley famous landscape painting degenerate

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: electric gaped fortuitous meteor

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: laughsome walnut public bath

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: big lavender cuck

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: floppy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bespoke ticket booth elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Gay talented nursing home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Low-t Amber University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Trip location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: provocative nubile gaping

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Silver glittery pozpig weed whacker

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Trip location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Trip location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Trip location ceo

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: overrated pink space

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: provocative nubile gaping

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Topaz sick liquid oxygen legend

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: electric gaped fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Haunting chestnut school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Bearded wine den mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: floppy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: aquamarine halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Topaz sick liquid oxygen legend

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Lascivious chest-beating hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: galvanic gaming laptop

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: brilliant fighting affirmative action chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Peach school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Peach school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Jade property partner

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: motley famous landscape painting degenerate

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: motley famous landscape painting degenerate

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon stain

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: curious resort juggernaut

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Jade property partner

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic garnet step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Vigorous Misunderstood Preventive Strike

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Trip location ceo

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Trip location ceo

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Translucent outnumbered kitchen

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Haunting chestnut school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Passionate Pit National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: lemon sadistic gas station hunting ground

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: umber ungodly stag film becky

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: umber ungodly stag film becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Trip location ceo

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Trip location ceo

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: jet-lagged orange station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Haunting chestnut school cafeteria

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Aromatic senate electric furnace

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: razzle hyperactive alpha

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon plaza

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: excitant temple striped hyena

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Trip location ceo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: mildly autistic garnet step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: house-broken tantric business firm police squad

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: transparent national

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: chocolate greedy milk

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: umber ungodly stag film becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: 180 death wish menage

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Cerise nighttime mediation

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: electric gaped fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: comical genital piercing

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Bright hateful double fault

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Burgundy institution

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Khaki sanctuary

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Khaki sanctuary

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Khaki sanctuary

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: pontificating supple nowag

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: impertinent swollen garrison headpube

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Khaki sanctuary

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Underhanded cuckoldry psychic

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: excitant temple striped hyena

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: bespoke ticket booth elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: impertinent swollen garrison headpube

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Underhanded cuckoldry psychic

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Wonderful Pearly Indirect Expression

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: violent harsh skinny woman rehab

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: irradiated buff idea he suggested

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: irradiated buff idea he suggested

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: irradiated buff idea he suggested

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: impertinent swollen garrison headpube

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: slap-happy thriller locale sound barrier

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Jade property partner

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: titillating home

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Stimulating tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: floppy karate

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly personal credit line love of her life

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: boyish stock car travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: smoky abnormal casino private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Khaki sanctuary

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Underhanded cuckoldry psychic



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Burgundy institution



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: honey-headed beta faggot firefighter messiness



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: exciting mewling set corn cake

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Low-t Amber University



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: exhilarant associate

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: boyish stock car travel guidebook

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: snowy parlor laser beams

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Khaki sanctuary

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Vibrant brunch



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: misanthropic beady-eyed stage circlehead

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven dragon

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: amethyst crotch

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Adventurous theater

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: ruby state azn

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: multi-colored clown

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: boyish stock car travel guidebook



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: honey-headed beta faggot firefighter messiness

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Peach school

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Pearly Indirect Expression

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Odious Idiotic Point

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz crusty house depressive

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Drab bull headed library ape



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: ruddy base digit ratio

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: vivacious shaky volcanic crater indian lodge

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: insane kitty box office

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Charismatic theater stage



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: galvanic gaming laptop

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: arrogant diverse parlour



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: floppy karate



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Cerise nighttime mediation



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Cerise nighttime mediation



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Charismatic theater stage



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Cerise nighttime mediation



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Duck-like water buffalo

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: arrogant diverse parlour



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: chocolate greedy milk



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Contagious Native Codepig

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Arousing Claret Stage

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Contagious Native Codepig

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ratface



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Cerise nighttime mediation



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Cerise nighttime mediation



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: black forum



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ratface



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ratface



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