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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  09/15/13
explain.
Frisky Odious Ticket Booth
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Claret infuriating address
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Contagious plaza kitty
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Primrose glittery pisswyrm business firm
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Lascivious parlor boistinker
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
red puppy den
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Claret infuriating address
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
metal prole house
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
chocolate misanthropic locale
  09/15/13
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Unhinged Diverse Theater Pocket Flask
  09/15/13
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Frisky Odious Ticket Booth
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Claret infuriating address
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  09/15/13
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Wild Mediation
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Charismatic boltzmann
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Spruce federal kitty cat
  09/15/13
its ok.
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
awkward balding school
  09/25/15
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Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  12/03/15
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Pungent half-breed
  12/03/15
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Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  01/22/16
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Impressive lime trailer park deer antler
  01/22/16
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Wild Mediation
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  06/22/16
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Pungent half-breed
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  06/21/17
do you pay?
iridescent location degenerate
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
iridescent location degenerate
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  05/16/18
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Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  07/03/19
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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Plum dilemma multi-billionaire
  02/11/23
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Bronze aphrodisiac area goyim
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Bearded aromatic ratface personal credit line
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Marvelous fuchsia digit ratio shitlib
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Vengeful self-centered set factory reset button
  02/11/23
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provocative cobalt church sandwich
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Frisky Odious Ticket Booth

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Claret infuriating address

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Contagious plaza kitty

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Primrose glittery pisswyrm business firm

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Lascivious parlor boistinker

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: red puppy den

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Claret infuriating address

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: metal prole house

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: chocolate misanthropic locale

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Unhinged Diverse Theater Pocket Flask



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Frisky Odious Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Claret infuriating address

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Wild Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Spruce federal kitty cat

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: awkward balding school

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Impressive lime trailer park deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Wild Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: iridescent location degenerate

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: iridescent location degenerate

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Topaz Trip Hell Generalized Bond

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac area goyim

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Bearded aromatic ratface personal credit line

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Marvelous fuchsia digit ratio shitlib

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Vengeful self-centered set factory reset button

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: provocative cobalt church sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2),#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Plum dilemma multi-billionaire

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