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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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Milky chad
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pink crackhouse travel guidebook
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aquamarine at-the-ready property goal in life
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
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Slate Elite Location
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HOW much younger
Milky chad
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
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Slate Elite Location
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
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Slate Elite Location
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Overrated spectacular chapel
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slap-happy laser beams set
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
pink crackhouse travel guidebook
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slap-happy laser beams set
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
massive boistinker
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
self-absorbed shimmering stock car
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Overrated spectacular chapel
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Floppy frisky kitchen
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indecent pisswyrm
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Territorial Water Buffalo
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Marvelous dilemma
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Rambunctious costumed regret
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Thirsty Cobalt Sanctuary
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Copper passionate indirect expression
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misunderstood indigo rehab masturbator
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
charcoal orchestra pit
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
topaz stead dog poop
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mind-boggling ticket booth dingle berry
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Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
heady unhinged weed whacker
  10/11/14
?
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
heady unhinged weed whacker
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high-end theatre
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Galvanic amber roommate liquid oxygen
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house
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Orange cumskin hall
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lol
chestnut filthpig
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
diverse jap
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Milky chad
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Territorial Water Buffalo
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Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
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He speaks for all of us
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/09/14
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twisted stage
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Overrated spectacular chapel
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
mentally impaired garrison
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Submissive navy kitty cat
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
massive boistinker
  10/09/14
...
Glittery maize school blood rage
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Transparent Queen Of The Night
  10/09/14
Shrewd
flushed sex offender
  10/09/14
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Submissive navy kitty cat
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massive boistinker
  10/09/14
180
Drab Station
  10/09/14
180
bateful antidepressant drug community account
  10/09/14
180^180
Floppy frisky kitchen
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indecent pisswyrm
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Floppy frisky kitchen
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Floppy frisky kitchen
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Milky chad
  10/09/14
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Transparent Queen Of The Night
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Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
massive boistinker
  10/09/14
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Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
underhanded patrolman tattoo
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jet lay pistol
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Puce mood school cafeteria
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
wine bonkers athletic conference
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Azure Thriller Karate Mediation
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
?
Bistre theater stage
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
electric main people trump supporter
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
arrogant faggot firefighter theater
  10/11/14
180
talking azn
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
apoplectic mahogany stag film
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
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Floppy frisky kitchen
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Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
twisted stage
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Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
twisted stage
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Slate Elite Location
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
apoplectic mahogany stag film
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Slate Elite Location
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Slate Elite Location
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Transparent Queen Of The Night
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Slate Elite Location
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And 10/10 xo women
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Slate Elite Location
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Comical crystalline tanning salon
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
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Slate Elite Location
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
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Slate Elite Location
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Territorial Water Buffalo
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Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Burgundy Parlour Rigpig
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/09/14
lol
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/09/14
180
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
lmao
Marvelous dilemma
  10/09/14
tyft
Floppy frisky kitchen
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Lol
Slate Elite Location
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...
Green Headpube Incel
  10/09/14
This is good.
snowy temple
  10/09/14
180 billion
apoplectic mahogany stag film
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
massive boistinker
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
motley field people who are hurt
  10/09/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Wonderful zippy alpha range
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...
indecent pisswyrm
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
brindle alcoholic state ladyboy
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Tan nighttime hospital
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Lavender blathering halford
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...
exhilarant abode sweet tailpipe
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
spruce jewess kitty
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
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LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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Slate Elite Location
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spruce jewess kitty
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Territorial Water Buffalo
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massive boistinker
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Domesticated stage
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Pearly Potus Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
snowy temple
  10/09/14
titcr
spruce jewess kitty
  10/09/14
...
snowy temple
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/09/14
...
indecent pisswyrm
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Bright Point
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
talented ivory dysfunction fanboi
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Domesticated stage
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
snowy temple
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Domesticated stage
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
French principal's office gunner
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Deranged cracking sound barrier meetinghouse
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Aqua Bull Headed Whorehouse Toaster
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Mauve odious partner french chef
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
  10/09/14
...
Transparent Queen Of The Night
  10/10/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
...
spruce jewess kitty
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/09/14
...
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious jade spot reading party
  10/12/14
1800000000
Stirring White Space Circlehead
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/09/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
Loling hard
snowy temple
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
supple sadistic brethren
  10/09/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Deranged cracking sound barrier meetinghouse
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
fuckk me
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
  10/09/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
spruce jewess kitty
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Violet zombie-like university son of senegal
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
electric main people trump supporter
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/09/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
motley field people who are hurt
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/09/14
...
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/10/14
...
apoplectic mahogany stag film
  10/09/14
i could see it
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Sticky Deer Antler Public Bath
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/09/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
poppy crawly generalized bond
  06/27/16
...
Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
exciting coffee pot
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Curious Organic Girlfriend National
  10/10/14
WTF?
Marvelous dilemma
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Marvelous dilemma
  10/10/14
...
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/10/14
120
Stirring White Space Circlehead
  10/10/14
post the pic again
electric main people trump supporter
  10/10/14
...
snowy temple
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Slate Elite Location
  10/10/14
...
Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Slate Elite Location
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/10/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
concupiscible jew
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Submissive navy kitty cat
  10/10/14
...
arousing gaming laptop
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
lascivious ebony plaza
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/10/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/10/14
...
snowy temple
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
180 self-centered church building
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/10/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
snowy temple
  10/10/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Obsidian area
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  10/10/14
180
Razzle-dazzle Box Office
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
buff quadroon church
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  10/10/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
stimulating gaped senate police squad
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/10/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/10/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
lascivious ebony plaza
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Painfully honest office tank
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Appetizing Piazza
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/11/14
omg
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Aromatic red party of the first part
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
geriatric maniacal home personal credit line
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency
  10/11/14
...
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/11/14
...
geriatric maniacal home personal credit line
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
swashbuckling clown background story
  10/11/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
charcoal orchestra pit
  10/18/14
...
insanely creepy flatulent center
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Outnumbered Razzmatazz Coldplay Fan
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Smoky puppy
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
geriatric maniacal home personal credit line
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Smoky puppy
  10/11/14
...
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Soul-stirring useless brakes
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
arousing gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
lmfao
mentally impaired garrison
  10/11/14
amazing
clear pungent market
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
snowy temple
  10/11/14
180
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/11/14
...
Transparent Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
dashing henna casino
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
geriatric maniacal home personal credit line
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Outnumbered Razzmatazz Coldplay Fan
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling clown background story
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
mildly autistic gas station
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Drab Station
  03/28/16
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
racy pit round eye
  10/11/14
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
plz poast
Fishy crotch
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
racy pit round eye
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
magenta menage
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
For the love of god
snowy temple
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
sepia trailer park
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Pontificating elastic band
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
snowy temple
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
arousing gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
lol 180
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
magenta menage
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
flickering shrine fat ankles
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
rose free-loading library dragon
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
contagious site
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
contagious site
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Milky chad
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Tripping Vigorous Locus
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Stirring White Space Circlehead
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Tripping Vigorous Locus
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Excitant olive international law enforcement agency depressive
  10/11/14
keeping it real
rose free-loading library dragon
  10/11/14
...
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/11/14
cr
cerebral native becky
  10/11/14
Amen.
Ruby hilarious messiness hell
  10/11/14
lol cr
jet lay pistol
  10/11/14
...
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/11/14
180
turquoise adventurous legal warrant codepig
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Ruddy razzle base
  10/11/14
...
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
magenta menage
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
snowy temple
  10/11/14
...
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Stirring White Space Circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/11/14
lol
sexy business firm volcanic crater
  10/11/14
underrated
Domesticated stage
  10/11/14
...
chrome corner voyeur
  10/12/14
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Bright Point
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
snowy temple
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Bright Point
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Bright Point
  10/11/14
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
lol
Pale address mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
walnut well-lubricated resort roast beef
  10/11/14
180
sepia trailer park
  10/11/14
180
Milky chad
  10/11/14
180
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Infuriating brass toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Adulterous trip parlor psychic
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
magenta menage
  10/11/14
...
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
180
sepia trailer park
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
magenta menage
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
magenta menage
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
French principal's office gunner
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Primrose bespoke wagecucks
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/11/14
...
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
Go on...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
...
French principal's office gunner
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water
  10/11/14
...
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Primrose bespoke wagecucks
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling clown background story
  10/11/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
haunting lemon indian lodge
  10/12/14
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
...
chrome corner voyeur
  10/12/14
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Aromatic red party of the first part
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Primrose bespoke wagecucks
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Territorial Water Buffalo
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Milky chad
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse Locale
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Effete godawful place of business
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse Locale
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Green Headpube Incel
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Aromatic red party of the first part
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
French principal's office gunner
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Pearly Potus Electric Furnace
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Sienna
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
dark double fault scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
electric main people trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
Oh my
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
omg
frum
  10/11/14
...
fragrant ratface
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
magenta menage
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
...
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
frum
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Filthy
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
dark double fault scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
mustard doctorate prole
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Painfully honest office tank
  10/11/14
...
Bright Point
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious jade spot reading party
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
buff quadroon church
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
naked light
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
arrogant faggot firefighter theater
  10/11/14
wtf
Charismatic duck-like
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Hairraiser pearl skinny woman
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Painfully honest office tank
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Hairraiser pearl skinny woman
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Primrose bespoke wagecucks
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Razzle-dazzle Box Office
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Primrose bespoke wagecucks
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Painfully honest office tank
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Primrose bespoke wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
French principal's office gunner
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
...
massive boistinker
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Fighting dull twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Honey-headed Pocket Flask
  11/21/15
...
Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
gtfo
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
vengeful black woman
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/11/14
?
Mauve odious partner french chef
  10/11/14
...
tantric
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
cocky multi-billionaire giraffe
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Stirring White Space Circlehead
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
cocky multi-billionaire giraffe
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
frum
  10/11/14
...
tantric
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
up-to-no-good hissy fit
  10/11/14
lol
massive boistinker
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/12/14
180
garnet keepsake machete
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/11/14
120
diverse jap
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Rambunctious costumed regret
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
sapphire cuckold associate
  10/12/14
...
geriatric maniacal home personal credit line
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
motley field people who are hurt
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/12/14
...
titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma
  12/06/14
...
geriatric maniacal home personal credit line
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
bat-shit-crazy
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
sooty ceo
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/12/14
Well!?
Green Headpube Incel
  10/12/14
...
geriatric maniacal home personal credit line
  10/12/14
plz respond
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Bistre theater stage
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
swashbuckling clown background story
  10/12/14
Well?
buff quadroon church
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Fluffy Factory Reset Button
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Mauve odious partner french chef
  10/12/14
180000000
sepia trailer park
  10/12/14
??
Marvelous dilemma
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
grizzly turdskin old irish cottage
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Mauve odious partner french chef
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
...
crimson splenetic forum cuck
  10/12/14
...
mustard doctorate prole
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
rose free-loading library dragon
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
motley field people who are hurt
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Stirring White Space Circlehead
  10/12/14
please continue
chrome corner voyeur
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Fear-inspiring startled den
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
idiotic candlestick maker
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Smoky puppy
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
idiotic candlestick maker
  10/12/14
ty
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
idiotic candlestick maker
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground
  10/12/14
And scene.
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/12/14
nigger
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
...
contagious site
  10/12/14
...
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
...
Painfully honest office tank
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
hideous medicated milk nursing home
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Citrine Death Wish
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
trust fund
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Charismatic duck-like
  10/12/14
You don't?
flushed sex offender
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/12/14
...
Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water
  10/12/14
wtf
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Bright Point
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Bright Point
  10/12/14
...
sapphire cuckold associate
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
dashing henna casino
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Bright Point
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Bright Point
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
dashing henna casino
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Multi-colored purple institution
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Deranged cracking sound barrier meetinghouse
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
wine bonkers athletic conference
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/12/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Fighting dull twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
naked light
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
magenta menage
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
idiotic candlestick maker
  10/12/14
...
Honey-headed Pocket Flask
  11/21/15
...
Amethyst
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Copper passionate indirect expression
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
stain
  10/12/14
180
yellow frozen new version
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
angry newt
  10/31/16
...
Honey-headed Pocket Flask
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Internet-worthy
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Magical yarmulke
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Adulterous trip parlor psychic
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/12/14
titc analysis
charcoal orchestra pit
  10/18/14
...
Honey-headed Pocket Flask
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
buff quadroon church
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Comical crystalline tanning salon
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Vivacious jade spot reading party
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio
  10/13/14
?
Vivacious jade spot reading party
  10/13/14
...
Slate Elite Location
  10/27/14
...
idiotic candlestick maker
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Rambunctious costumed regret
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  12/06/14
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  04/07/15
...
Adulterous trip parlor psychic
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Crusty Idea He Suggested
  04/22/15
...
Marvelous dilemma
  05/17/15
...
Lake corn cake
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Rambunctious costumed regret
  08/18/15
update?
Awkward
  10/06/15
...
Black Selfie
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
idiotic candlestick maker
  10/11/15
...
frum
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Slippery macaca
  10/12/15
bump
Mauve odious partner french chef
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Cyan hominid mother
  11/25/15
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Floppy frisky kitchen
  12/27/15
...
Lake corn cake
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
cruel-hearted boltzmann
  03/10/16
...
exhilarant abode sweet tailpipe
  03/28/16
...
topaz stead dog poop
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Shaky
  06/27/16
...
Vivacious jade spot reading party
  08/21/16
...
Bearded sneaky criminal
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  08/22/16
...
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
scarlet idiot
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
cowardly goyim
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
scarlet idiot
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
  09/13/16
...
Territorial Water Buffalo
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Salmon
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
  09/13/16
...
Gold sandwich
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Bearded sneaky criminal
  09/13/16
...
Black Selfie
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
self-absorbed shimmering stock car
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/31/16
:-)
Lime Learning Disabled Knife
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Floppy frisky kitchen
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Lime Learning Disabled Knife
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
erotic lettuce
  10/31/16
...
Honey-headed Pocket Flask
  10/09/18
...
beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house
  11/21/16
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  01/10/17
...
striped hyena love of her life
  02/04/17
...
beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house
  02/04/17
...
Lime Learning Disabled Knife
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
haunted graveyard
  02/04/17
...
Lime Learning Disabled Knife
  02/04/17
...
Lime Learning Disabled Knife
  02/04/17
...
erotic lettuce
  02/05/17
...
Lime Learning Disabled Knife
  02/08/17
...
cheese-eating legend
  06/28/17
...
Khaki Ape
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
coiffed telephone
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Deep immigrant
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
haunted graveyard
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Aromatic red party of the first part
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Wrinkle
  12/18/17
...
carnelian juggernaut
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
rough-skinned philosopher-king
  01/06/18
...
Gold sandwich
  02/06/18
...
clear pungent market
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
erotic lettuce
  10/06/18
4 year bump
coiffed telephone
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
twinkling
  10/09/18
...
bateful antidepressant drug community account
  10/17/18
...
autistic
  05/19/19
...
insanely creepy flatulent center
  05/19/19
...
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  10/14/19
...
Floppy frisky kitchen
  05/05/20
...
Useless shitlib
  06/28/20
...
sick pozpig
  06/29/20
...
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  07/10/20
...
Puce mood school cafeteria
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
carmine
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
flesh pervert
  10/10/20
TITCR
umber foreskin
  02/17/21
...
twinkling
  10/08/21
...
Violent dun
  02/17/21
...
Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
talented ivory dysfunction fanboi
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
mexican
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
mexican
  10/11/21
...
twinkling
  10/07/22
...
  12/02/21
...
Disturbing
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
mad cow disease
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
scarlet idiot
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Windowlicker Bbw
  10/10/22
...
  10/10/22
...
Wild preventive strike
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
  11/23/22
...
Pearly Potus Electric Furnace
  05/06/23
...
translucent unholy feces
  05/06/23
Time flies
abusive
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Slippery macaca
  05/06/23
...
Disturbing
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
mad cow disease
  10/09/23
...
topaz stead dog poop
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
  10/09/23
...
erotic lettuce
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
claret
  10/20/23
...
erotic lettuce
  10/20/23
...
Lime Learning Disabled Knife
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Bisexual dopamine
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
twinkling
  10/20/23
...
big-titted
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
gay pea-brained nowag
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Pearly Potus Electric Furnace
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Amethyst
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
mexican
  10/13/25
...
mind-boggling ticket booth dingle berry
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Milky chad



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac soggy gaping



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: pink crackhouse travel guidebook



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: aquamarine at-the-ready property goal in life



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Milky chad

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Overrated spectacular chapel

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: slap-happy laser beams set



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: pink crackhouse travel guidebook

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: slap-happy laser beams set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: massive boistinker

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed shimmering stock car

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Overrated spectacular chapel



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: indecent pisswyrm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Marvelous dilemma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Thirsty Cobalt Sanctuary



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: misunderstood indigo rehab masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: charcoal orchestra pit

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: topaz stead dog poop

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling ticket booth dingle berry



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: heady unhinged weed whacker

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: heady unhinged weed whacker

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: high-end theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Galvanic amber roommate liquid oxygen

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Orange cumskin hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: chestnut filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: diverse jap

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Milky chad

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: twisted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Overrated spectacular chapel

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired garrison

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: magenta menage

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Submissive navy kitty cat

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: massive boistinker

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Glittery maize school blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Transparent Queen Of The Night

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: flushed sex offender

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Submissive navy kitty cat

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: massive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Drab Station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: bateful antidepressant drug community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: indecent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Milky chad

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Transparent Queen Of The Night

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: massive boistinker

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring useless brakes

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: underhanded patrolman tattoo

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: jet lay pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Puce mood school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Azure Thriller Karate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Bistre theater stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: electric main people trump supporter

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: arrogant faggot firefighter theater

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: talking azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: apoplectic mahogany stag film

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: twisted stage

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: twisted stage

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: apoplectic mahogany stag film

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Transparent Queen Of The Night

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Parlour Rigpig

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Marvelous dilemma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Green Headpube Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: snowy temple

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: apoplectic mahogany stag film

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: massive boistinker

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: motley field people who are hurt

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Wonderful zippy alpha range

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: indecent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: brindle alcoholic state ladyboy

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Tan nighttime hospital

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Lavender blathering halford

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: exhilarant abode sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: spruce jewess kitty

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Mauve odious partner french chef

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: spruce jewess kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: massive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Domesticated stage

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Pearly Potus Electric Furnace

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: snowy temple

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: spruce jewess kitty

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: snowy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: indecent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Bright Point

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: talented ivory dysfunction fanboi

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Domesticated stage

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: snowy temple

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Domesticated stage

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: French principal's office gunner

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Deranged cracking sound barrier meetinghouse

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Aqua Bull Headed Whorehouse Toaster

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Mauve odious partner french chef

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Transparent Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: spruce jewess kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Vivacious jade spot reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Stirring White Space Circlehead

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: snowy temple

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: supple sadistic brethren

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Deranged cracking sound barrier meetinghouse

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: spruce jewess kitty

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Violet zombie-like university son of senegal

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: electric main people trump supporter

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: motley field people who are hurt

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: apoplectic mahogany stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Sticky Deer Antler Public Bath

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: poppy crawly generalized bond

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: exciting coffee pot

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Curious Organic Girlfriend National

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Marvelous dilemma

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Marvelous dilemma

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Stirring White Space Circlehead

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: electric main people trump supporter

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: snowy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Lilac greedy bawdyhouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: concupiscible jew

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Submissive navy kitty cat

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: lascivious ebony plaza

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: snowy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: 180 self-centered church building

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: snowy temple

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Obsidian area

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: buff quadroon church

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: stimulating gaped senate police squad

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: lascivious ebony plaza

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Painfully honest office tank

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Piazza

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Aromatic red party of the first part

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: geriatric maniacal home personal credit line

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: geriatric maniacal home personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling clown background story

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: charcoal orchestra pit

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy flatulent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Outnumbered Razzmatazz Coldplay Fan

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Smoky puppy

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: geriatric maniacal home personal credit line

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Smoky puppy

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: massive boistinker

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: massive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: mentally impaired garrison

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: clear pungent market

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: snowy temple

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Transparent Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: dashing henna casino

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: geriatric maniacal home personal credit line

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: massive boistinker

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered Razzmatazz Coldplay Fan

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling clown background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: mildly autistic gas station

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Drab Station

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: racy pit round eye



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Fishy crotch

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: racy pit round eye

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: magenta menage

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: snowy temple

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: massive boistinker

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: sepia trailer park

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Pontificating elastic band

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: snowy temple

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: massive boistinker

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: magenta menage

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: flickering shrine fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: rose free-loading library dragon

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: contagious site

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: contagious site

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Milky chad

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Tripping Vigorous Locus

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Stirring White Space Circlehead

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Tripping Vigorous Locus

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Excitant olive international law enforcement agency depressive

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: rose free-loading library dragon

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: cerebral native becky

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Ruby hilarious messiness hell

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: jet lay pistol

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: massive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous legal warrant codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Ruddy razzle base

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: magenta menage

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: snowy temple

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Stirring White Space Circlehead

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: sexy business firm volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Domesticated stage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: chrome corner voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Bright Point

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: snowy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Bright Point

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Bright Point

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Pale address mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: walnut well-lubricated resort roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: sepia trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Milky chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: massive boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Infuriating brass toilet seat

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Adulterous trip parlor psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: massive boistinker

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: magenta menage

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: sepia trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: magenta menage

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: magenta menage

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: French principal's office gunner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Primrose bespoke wagecucks

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: French principal's office gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Primrose bespoke wagecucks

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling clown background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: haunting lemon indian lodge

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: chrome corner voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Aromatic red party of the first part

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Primrose bespoke wagecucks

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: massive boistinker

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Milky chad

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Effete godawful place of business

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Green Headpube Incel

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Aromatic red party of the first part

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: massive boistinker

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: French principal's office gunner

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Pearly Potus Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Sienna

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: dark double fault scourge upon the earth

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: electric main people trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: frum

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: massive boistinker

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: magenta menage

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: frum

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Filthy

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: dark double fault scourge upon the earth

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: mustard doctorate prole

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest office tank

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Bright Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Vivacious jade spot reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: buff quadroon church

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: naked light

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: arrogant faggot firefighter theater

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Charismatic duck-like

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser pearl skinny woman

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest office tank

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser pearl skinny woman

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: massive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: massive boistinker

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Primrose bespoke wagecucks

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Box Office

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Primrose bespoke wagecucks

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest office tank

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Primrose bespoke wagecucks

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: massive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: French principal's office gunner

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: massive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Fighting dull twinkling uncleanness

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  Honey-headed Pocket Flask

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: vengeful black woman

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship Gay Wizard

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Mauve odious partner french chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: tantric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: cocky multi-billionaire giraffe

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Stirring White Space Circlehead

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: cocky multi-billionaire giraffe

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: frum

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: tantric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good hissy fit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: massive boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: garnet keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: diverse jap

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: sapphire cuckold associate

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: geriatric maniacal home personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: motley field people who are hurt

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: titillating misanthropic house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: geriatric maniacal home personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: sooty ceo

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Green Headpube Incel

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: geriatric maniacal home personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Bistre theater stage

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling clown background story

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: buff quadroon church

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Fluffy Factory Reset Button

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Mauve odious partner french chef

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: sepia trailer park

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Marvelous dilemma

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: grizzly turdskin old irish cottage

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Mauve odious partner french chef

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Slate Elite Location

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: crimson splenetic forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: mustard doctorate prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: rose free-loading library dragon

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: motley field people who are hurt

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Stirring White Space Circlehead

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: chrome corner voyeur

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring startled den

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  idiotic candlestick maker

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Smoky puppy

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  idiotic candlestick maker

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  idiotic candlestick maker

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: sickened embarrassed to the bone faggotry hunting ground

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: hideous medicated milk nursing home

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Citrine Death Wish

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  trust fund

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Charismatic duck-like

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: flushed sex offender

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Bright Point

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Bright Point

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: dashing henna casino

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Bright Point

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Bright Point

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: dashing henna casino

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple institution

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy hairy legs private investor

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Deranged cracking sound barrier meetinghouse

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: wine bonkers athletic conference

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Fighting dull twinkling uncleanness

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: naked light

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: magenta menage

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  idiotic candlestick maker

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  Honey-headed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Amethyst



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Copper passionate indirect expression

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive affirmative action national security agency

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Yapping Big Heaven Famous Landscape Painting

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Mental Disorder

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  stain

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: yellow frozen new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  angry newt

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  Honey-headed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  Internet-worthy

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Magical yarmulke

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Adulterous trip parlor psychic

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: charcoal orchestra pit

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  Honey-headed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: buff quadroon church

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Comical crystalline tanning salon

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Vivacious jade spot reading party

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Vibrant canary degenerate digit ratio

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Vivacious jade spot reading party

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Slate Elite Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  idiotic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Boyish Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Adulterous trip parlor psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Crusty Idea He Suggested

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Marvelous dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Lake corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious costumed regret

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Awkward

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  Black Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  idiotic candlestick maker

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: frum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Slippery macaca

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Mauve odious partner french chef

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Cyan hominid mother

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Lake corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted boltzmann

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: exhilarant abode sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: topaz stead dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Shaky

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Vivacious jade spot reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Bearded sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: scarlet idiot

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  cowardly goyim

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: scarlet idiot

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: 

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Territorial Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: 

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Salmon

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: 

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Gold sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Bearded sneaky criminal

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  Black Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed shimmering stock car

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Sable Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Knife

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Knife

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  erotic lettuce

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  Honey-headed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  striped hyena love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed glassy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  haunted graveyard

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  erotic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  cheese-eating legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  Khaki Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: coiffed telephone

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Deep immigrant

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  haunted graveyard

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Aromatic red party of the first part

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  Wrinkle

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: carnelian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  rough-skinned philosopher-king

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Gold sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: clear pungent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  erotic lettuce

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: coiffed telephone

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  twinkling

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: bateful antidepressant drug community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: autistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy flatulent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Floppy frisky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Useless shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: sick pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Puce mood school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: carmine

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  flesh pervert

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: umber foreskin

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Violent dun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Anal Laughsome Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: talented ivory dysfunction fanboi

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  mexican

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  mexican

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Disturbing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  mad cow disease

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: scarlet idiot

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  Windowlicker Bbw

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Wild preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: 

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Pearly Potus Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: translucent unholy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: abusive

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Slippery macaca

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Disturbing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  mad cow disease

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: topaz stead dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: 

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  erotic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: claret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  erotic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Bisexual dopamine

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: big-titted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: gay pea-brained nowag

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: irradiated bearded brunch internal respiration

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Pearly Potus Electric Furnace

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Amethyst

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  mexican

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2),#49533771)