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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Stirring fighting messiness electric furnace
  07/03/15
God dammit.
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
...
startling spot knife
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Chrome new version circlehead
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Frisky Black Woman Orchestra Pit
  01/29/16
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Odious shivering hell lettuce
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Adventurous deep church building mood
  07/03/15
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jet-lagged heaven voyeur
  07/09/15
180 lulz
shimmering appetizing gay wizard
  09/01/15
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Tantric up-to-no-good theater cuck
  09/03/15
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Stimulating property main people
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Adventurous deep church building mood
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
internet-worthy parlor masturbator
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
vibrant theater stage multi-billionaire
  07/03/15
Rude
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
marvelous bright tanning salon police squad
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
multi-colored lime death wish
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
multi-colored lime death wish
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Comical Overrated Sex Offender
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Mind-boggling balding scourge upon the earth university
  07/03/15
lol
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
arousing pearl toaster
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Irradiated Fishy Lodge
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
olive house
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Chrome new version circlehead
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
internet-worthy parlor masturbator
  07/03/15
180
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
swashbuckling chad
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
green splenetic pervert
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Black beady-eyed halford
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
multi-colored lime death wish
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
aphrodisiac indigo office
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Mint Bawdyhouse
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
grizzly associate quadroon
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
irate rose crackhouse
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
filthy trailer park coffee pot
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
grizzly associate quadroon
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
naked autistic public bath
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
know-it-all windowlicker
  09/01/15
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ungodly newt
  09/03/15
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cheese-eating bat-shit-crazy stag film affirmative action
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
grizzly associate quadroon
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Low-t Athletic Conference
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
grizzly associate quadroon
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
Frisky Black Woman Orchestra Pit
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
grizzly associate quadroon
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
Frisky Black Woman Orchestra Pit
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
grizzly associate quadroon
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
grizzly associate quadroon
  01/29/16
180
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  01/30/16
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lascivious insecure menage
  05/14/16
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lascivious insecure menage
  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
grizzly associate quadroon
  08/20/16
?
lascivious insecure menage
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
lascivious insecure menage
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
grizzly associate quadroon
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
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  08/20/16
He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watc...
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  01/24/17
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Stirring fighting messiness electric furnace

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: startling spot knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Chrome new version circlehead

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Frisky Black Woman Orchestra Pit

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Odious shivering hell lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Adventurous deep church building mood

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged heaven voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: shimmering appetizing gay wizard

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Tantric up-to-no-good theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Stimulating property main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Adventurous deep church building mood

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: internet-worthy parlor masturbator

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: vibrant theater stage multi-billionaire

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: marvelous bright tanning salon police squad

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: multi-colored lime death wish

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: multi-colored lime death wish

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Comical Overrated Sex Offender

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding scourge upon the earth university

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: arousing pearl toaster

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Fishy Lodge

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: olive house

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Chrome new version circlehead

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlor masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling chad

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: green splenetic pervert

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Black beady-eyed halford

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: multi-colored lime death wish

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indigo office

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Mint Bawdyhouse

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: irate rose crackhouse

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: filthy trailer park coffee pot

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: naked autistic public bath

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: know-it-all windowlicker

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: ungodly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating bat-shit-crazy stag film affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Low-t Athletic Conference

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Frisky Black Woman Orchestra Pit

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Frisky Black Woman Orchestra Pit

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: unhinged piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: lascivious insecure menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: lascivious insecure menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: lascivious insecure menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: lascivious insecure menage

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: brindle exciting liquid oxygen dingle berry

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: brindle exciting liquid oxygen dingle berry

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: dashing potus

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Amethyst Preventive Strike Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: lascivious insecure menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: grizzly associate quadroon

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: lascivious insecure menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Titillating Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: lascivious insecure menage

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: lascivious insecure menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Titillating Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: maroon sick plaza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#49800158)