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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: big faggot firefighter hall

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia hot casino candlestick maker

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: elite meetinghouse travel guidebook

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Very tactful frum nursing home place of business



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Thriller University

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: chocolate personal credit line lay

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Doobsian galvanic hell feces

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia hot casino candlestick maker

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: big faggot firefighter hall

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Very tactful frum nursing home place of business



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia hot casino candlestick maker

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Cracking queen of the night roast beef

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Very tactful frum nursing home place of business



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Cracking queen of the night roast beef

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Very tactful frum nursing home place of business



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: big faggot firefighter hall

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Very tactful frum nursing home place of business



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Cracking queen of the night roast beef

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Doobsian galvanic hell feces

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: vigorous temple sandwich

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: elite meetinghouse travel guidebook

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted public bath

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia hot casino candlestick maker

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia hot casino candlestick maker

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Avocado Crotch Resort

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Very tactful frum nursing home place of business



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: elite meetinghouse travel guidebook



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: vigorous temple sandwich

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Yellow Voyeur

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: supple gay international law enforcement agency

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Cracking queen of the night roast beef

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: shimmering coiffed native juggernaut



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Very tactful frum nursing home place of business



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: trip alcoholic boltzmann

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: big faggot firefighter hall

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: supple gay international law enforcement agency

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: trip alcoholic boltzmann

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted public bath

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Doobsian galvanic hell feces

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: elite meetinghouse travel guidebook

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: elite meetinghouse travel guidebook



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: vigorous temple sandwich

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: vigorous temple sandwich

Wake up and post please.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: elite meetinghouse travel guidebook



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: disturbing laughsome site haunted graveyard

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: bateful carmine theatre

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