\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer

the hostess smiled and said "this way" lead him...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever
saffron psychic brethren
  04/22/16
...
Massive Marvelous House Water Buffalo
  07/15/17
whatever
odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker
  12/19/17
...
Wild macaca keepsake machete
  03/07/18
it is a parody of this poast: http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib
  08/14/18
sounds awesome
heady national security agency
  04/22/16
...
rusted frozen bawdyhouse
  06/29/20
Sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch.
Cobalt stead boiling water
  07/20/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=A...
adventurous theater stage giraffe
  07/13/21
extremely disturbing video with only 250 views wow
cowardly ticket booth death wish
  01/05/24
...
exhilarant mexican faggot firefighter
  03/26/22
the very fabric of our society crumbles as the 32-year-old l...
Duck-like spectacular senate
  10/26/24
...
bipolar forum
  04/15/16
God damn
Black irradiated athletic conference
  04/15/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
...
Ruddy black woman
  04/15/16
A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloate...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
this sounds fucking amazing compared to life as a real life ...
amethyst candlestick maker
  04/15/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
...
sienna talented stag film indirect expression
  04/16/16
...
Exciting Den Telephone
  04/16/16
...
fragrant private investor
  04/16/16
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  04/16/16
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  12/13/16
...
Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy
  07/18/18
...
big doobsian casino
  03/24/26
...
Startling Wagecucks
  04/15/16
taking time away from his 37 year old match.com wife
Costumed heaven stock car
  04/15/16
32 and 37 are both young and law is ea$y
Floppy glassy point
  04/15/16
...
navy drunken library liquid oxygen
  04/15/16
...
Costumed heaven stock car
  04/15/16
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  04/15/16
...
Green locus
  04/15/16
...
Comical sound barrier
  04/15/16
...
Exciting Den Telephone
  04/16/16
...
violent cuckold
  04/16/16
...
fragrant private investor
  04/16/16
...
Appetizing Sooty Foreskin
  04/16/16
...
Abusive Principal's Office
  04/21/16
...
french big-titted space
  04/29/16
...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  06/13/16
...
Concupiscible partner chad
  12/13/16
...
Citrine dilemma
  12/13/16
...
Onyx base
  12/13/16
...
insecure provocative office
  12/13/16
...
Judgmental swashbuckling jewess
  12/17/16
...
Silver Thriller Gas Station
  09/23/17
...
Abusive Principal's Office
  12/19/17
...
Blue station
  01/09/18
...
navy drunken library liquid oxygen
  05/24/19
...
Bright rambunctious pocket flask
  05/24/19
...
shimmering trip nursing home
  07/13/21
...
Laughsome karate
  07/13/21
...
Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  03/27/22
...
Duck-like spectacular senate
  06/09/23
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  09/21/25
...
navy drunken library liquid oxygen
  09/21/25
...
Excitant School
  09/25/25
...
Green locus
  04/15/16
*the party clown is halford*
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/15/16
http://i.imgur.com/b1Ymn.gif
glittery coral plaza
  04/16/16
...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/16/16
...
Honey-headed Unholy Sneaky Criminal
  04/16/16
...
Honey-headed Unholy Sneaky Criminal
  07/15/17
...
Underhanded Bronze Yarmulke Temple
  07/15/17
PLZ LINK TO FULL VID
Abusive Principal's Office
  12/19/17
https://www.xvideos.com/video10631175/daddy_was_a_clown
Onyx base
  01/28/18
I waited 3 years for this link...and it's fukgind deleted.
Abusive Principal's Office
  06/29/20
https://spankbang.com/t417/video/kelly+s+dad+is+her+clown+su...
adventurous theater stage giraffe
  07/13/21
...
Godawful bateful corner multi-billionaire
  04/09/18
...
brilliant hyperactive pit
  07/18/18
http://cdn1.feedyourneedtoread.com/app/uploads/2015/06/john-...
Brass Police Squad Trailer Park
  04/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88
disgusting garnet crotch step-uncle's house
  04/16/16
looks like he's on the loose
Brass Police Squad Trailer Park
  10/08/16
Haha underappreciated thread.
drab regret
  04/15/16
...
Blue station
  04/15/16
This sounds amazing. Can I come
stimulating hell
  04/15/16
sounds like fun times to me
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  04/15/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
instant classic?
Jet-lagged soul-stirring party of the first part
  04/15/16
bboom popping in to comment may elevate it to that yes
Green locus
  04/15/16
...
Comical sound barrier
  04/15/16
...
navy drunken library liquid oxygen
  04/16/16
...
Wild macaca keepsake machete
  03/07/18
...
Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook
  04/15/16
...
pearl tanning salon
  04/15/16
...
Dashing Crystalline Hall
  04/15/16
...
Lascivious halford community account
  04/15/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
here come the pizzas http://www.pizzahut-tt.com/wp-conten...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
...
Charismatic degenerate milk
  03/24/26
...
demanding factory reset button
  04/15/16
A sixth year associate at the end of the table is getting in...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/15/16
...
Passionate Useless Range
  04/16/16
...
Honey-headed Unholy Sneaky Criminal
  04/16/16
"Show me where it says that on the coupon. I -- relax, ...
khaki church legal warrant
  04/22/16
...
Ivory 180 doctorate
  04/22/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/28/16
this is my favorite post itt
Ivory 180 doctorate
  12/13/16
...
Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib
  02/28/19
...
Slate hairraiser filthpig
  08/12/19
...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  11/03/19
One of my favorite xo posts
Cyan famous landscape painting
  02/20/21
...
Titillating tattoo
  07/13/21
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  12/13/16
...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  12/17/16
...
claret alpha
  12/17/16
...
sable razzle ladyboy
  11/02/17
...
Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy
  11/02/17
...
Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook
  11/04/17
...
yellow laser beams
  01/09/18
...
Blue station
  01/09/18
...
domesticated resort
  01/28/18
...
hairless aromatic ceo kitchen
  01/28/18
...
Internet-worthy fishy wrinkle really tough guy
  02/27/18
...
odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker
  04/09/18
180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
Medicated feces
  04/09/18
...
Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy
  05/08/18
...
Iridescent Pungent Cuckoldry Theater
  05/10/18
...
odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker
  07/18/18
...
Titillating tattoo
  08/14/18
...
Misanthropic deranged masturbator
  08/14/18
lol
Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib
  08/15/18
...
light self-absorbed potus
  08/15/18
...
odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker
  08/15/18
ho lee fuk
metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike
  11/03/19
...
smoky menage
  06/22/20
...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  06/22/20
...
Canary public bath immigrant
  10/21/20
...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  11/25/20
...
disgusting garnet crotch step-uncle's house
  06/04/21
...
spruce mind-boggling area hissy fit
  03/26/22
...
Duck-like spectacular senate
  03/27/22
...
Vivacious effete hospital
  01/31/23
...
sable razzle ladyboy
  09/21/24
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  01/04/25
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  09/21/25
...
Aquamarine Startled Gay Wizard Theatre
  09/25/25
...
big doobsian casino
  03/24/26
The HR muffin who organized this "team building event&q...
Rose faggotry
  05/30/18
...
exhilarant mexican faggot firefighter
  03/26/22
...
beady-eyed associate
  04/16/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/16/16
once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the ...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/16/16
...
offensive lay scourge upon the earth
  04/22/16
The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his pa...
Ivory 180 doctorate
  04/22/16
...
heady national security agency
  10/08/16
Underrated
Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook
  04/08/17
...
Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook
  10/10/17
JFC
metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike
  08/15/18
...
offensive lay scourge upon the earth
  05/24/19
The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep "W...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/16/16
...
Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook
  04/16/16
...
electric son of senegal
  04/16/16
...
Chest-beating piazza
  04/16/16
...
Turquoise Wonderful Lettuce Puppy
  04/16/16
...
Vivacious effete hospital
  04/16/16
...
Abusive Principal's Office
  04/21/16
...
offensive lay scourge upon the earth
  04/22/16
...
khaki church legal warrant
  04/22/16
...
Abusive Principal's Office
  04/22/16
...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/22/16
...
mildly autistic dark becky garrison
  04/22/16
...
milky hyperventilating double fault sweet tailpipe
  04/22/16
...
milky hyperventilating double fault sweet tailpipe
  07/13/16
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  12/13/16
...
cracking locale
  12/17/16
...
vibrant insane goal in life ape
  01/28/18
...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  01/28/18
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  02/27/18
...
brilliant hyperactive pit
  07/18/18
...
twinkling vigorous site gaming laptop
  02/17/19
...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  06/22/20
...
Vivacious effete hospital
  02/20/21
...
exhilarant mexican faggot firefighter
  03/26/22
...
Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  04/20/23
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  01/04/25
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  09/21/25
...
big doobsian casino
  03/24/26
...
hairless aromatic ceo kitchen
  04/16/16
okay this is pretty much the peak of xo craft, we can shut t...
Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story
  04/16/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/16/16
...
fragrant private investor
  04/16/16
no u
Turquoise Wonderful Lettuce Puppy
  04/16/16
yeah im not sure if you're aware but halford cut a PROMO for...
offensive lay scourge upon the earth
  04/22/16
...
indigo curious idea he suggested quadroon
  04/16/16
180
Turquoise Wonderful Lettuce Puppy
  04/16/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/16/16
a first year just started crying because he's afraid of clow...
electric son of senegal
  04/16/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/16/16
180
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/21/16
On second thought this is so vivid it almost makes me feel b...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/22/16
...
mildly autistic dark becky garrison
  04/22/16
...
Dead Stirring Messiness Church Building
  10/10/17
...
Underhanded Bronze Yarmulke Temple
  03/02/19
...
rusted frozen bawdyhouse
  06/29/20
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  09/21/25
...
Arousing rough-skinned idiot cumskin
  04/16/16
...
Supple bearded striped hyena
  04/18/16
...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/19/16
...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/21/16
1 of the partners just came to pick up his associate but the...
electric son of senegal
  04/22/16
Uh oh this is about to be a scene
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  04/22/16
...
big doobsian casino
  03/24/26
"So sorry, Shabbos in an hour," one whined as he s...
Sapphire market blood rage
  04/22/16
the orthodox associate starts crying because his special kos...
electric son of senegal
  04/22/16
...
metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike
  11/03/19
The summer associates roll in together and sit at their own ...
french big-titted space
  04/28/16
...
domesticated resort
  01/28/18
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  02/27/18
...
Judgmental swashbuckling jewess
  04/29/16
...
Sapphire market blood rage
  05/02/16
...
Confused Pozpig
  05/07/16
...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  05/22/16
What??
Burgundy chapel
  05/22/16
...
electric son of senegal
  06/13/16
...
Slap-happy State Coffee Pot
  07/13/16
Lost it at party clown
Costumed heaven stock car
  07/13/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story
  10/05/16
...
Histrionic National Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
...
offensive lay scourge upon the earth
  12/13/16
...
pearly aphrodisiac property
  12/13/16
...
insecure provocative office
  12/13/16
...
Citrine dilemma
  12/13/16
This is one of my favorite threads.
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  12/13/16
and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world
multi-colored magical whorehouse
  12/13/16
...
maroon mad-dog skullcap indian lodge
  12/13/16
...
Snowy tantric corn cake
  12/13/16
...
Green locus
  04/08/17
...
Titillating tattoo
  08/12/19
...
offensive lay scourge upon the earth
  04/08/17
...
Iridescent Pungent Cuckoldry Theater
  07/15/17
...
Copper Diverse Spot
  07/15/17
...
House-broken Boyish Jap
  09/23/17
...
Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy
  10/10/17
where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been s...
Slate hairraiser filthpig
  10/10/17
That's another thread about college girls going on pretend d...
Chrome place of business location
  08/15/18
...
Slate hairraiser filthpig
  02/28/19
...
Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy
  11/02/17
...
House-broken Boyish Jap
  12/19/17
holy fuck
Swollen poppy love of her life
  12/19/17
...
House-broken Boyish Jap
  01/28/18
I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.
hairless aromatic ceo kitchen
  01/28/18
*gives you a flower* by flower i mean SSRI
Razzmatazz nowag legend
  01/28/18
...
up-to-no-good orchestra pit affirmative action
  01/28/18
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  02/27/18
...
demanding factory reset button
  02/27/18
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  03/07/18
holds up well.
Swollen poppy love of her life
  03/07/18
Still holding up.
Swollen poppy love of her life
  04/09/18
...
spruce mind-boggling area hissy fit
  04/09/18
This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a li...
Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story
  05/12/18
...
metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike
  11/03/19
...
demanding factory reset button
  05/12/18
...
glittery coral plaza
  05/30/18
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  05/30/18
...
milky hyperventilating double fault sweet tailpipe
  05/30/18
...
Sapphire market blood rage
  05/31/18
The Mona Lisa of threads.
Swollen poppy love of her life
  07/18/18
Such a good thread
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  08/14/18
...
Citrine dilemma
  08/15/18
...
racy bossy elastic band business firm
  08/16/18
Never knew this was a krampus original.
Slate hairraiser filthpig
  02/01/19
...
greedy incel
  02/17/19
...
painfully honest rigpig
  02/23/19
...
greedy incel
  03/02/19
...
Wine crackhouse
  03/02/19
this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spacepor...
hairy legs gunner
  05/24/19
The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT"...
Azure field
  05/24/19
...
hairy legs gunner
  05/24/19
...
Mustard Fear-inspiring Mother New Version
  06/08/19
...
offensive lay scourge upon the earth
  05/24/19
...
transparent sanctuary french chef
  05/24/19
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  06/08/19
Jesus some great posts itt
Cyan famous landscape painting
  06/08/19
Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes
Slate hairraiser filthpig
  06/09/19
...
Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib
  08/12/19
The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles...
Swollen poppy love of her life
  08/12/19
...
gaped old irish cottage voyeur
  09/07/19
...
Galvanic Internal Respiration
  10/31/19
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  11/03/19
...
Scarlet Digit Ratio Main People
  11/03/19
...
House-broken Boyish Jap
  02/26/20
...
Abnormal Half-breed
  03/12/20
"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll h...
Sapphire market blood rage
  03/18/20
...
aggressive university philosopher-king
  06/22/20
...
Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story
  06/29/20
...
bistre boltzmann
  07/20/20
I think about this thread probably once a month lol
Vivacious effete hospital
  11/06/20
...
greedy incel
  12/15/20
...
Sapphire market blood rage
  12/18/20
...
Excitant School
  01/25/21
I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los ...
Swollen poppy love of her life
  03/22/21
...
Swollen poppy love of her life
  06/29/21
as you should
big doobsian casino
  03/24/26
...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  05/06/21
...
Duck-like spectacular senate
  06/04/21
...
kink-friendly useless brakes hunting ground
  08/03/21
...
lodge
  08/12/21
CSLG BUMP
metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike
  08/12/21
...
Swollen poppy love of her life
  08/12/21
...
metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike
  08/13/21
...
Excitant School
  11/03/21
...
Duck-like spectacular senate
  11/30/21
...
white rehab trump supporter
  12/18/21
...
Emerald Sexy Weed Whacker
  02/17/22
...
Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  02/17/22
...
disrespectful box office goyim
  02/17/22
...
dysfunction headpube
  03/26/22
*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives fo...
kink-friendly useless brakes hunting ground
  03/26/22
...
Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  03/26/22
...
Citrine dilemma
  03/27/22
...
white rehab trump supporter
  01/31/23
...
newt
  02/20/23
...
Canary public bath immigrant
  05/03/23
...
Alcoholic parlour mood
  01/05/24
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  06/15/24
...
greedy incel
  08/25/24
...
frum center
  09/20/24
...
hairless aromatic ceo kitchen
  09/20/24
...
sable razzle ladyboy
  10/26/24
...
Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  10/26/24
...
Sapphire market blood rage
  11/27/24
https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w...
Sapphire market blood rage
  05/02/25
...
Guy Debord
  04/23/26
...
Juan Eighty
  04/23/26
...
Lilac Abode Selfie
  08/03/25
tp
Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard
  08/03/25
...
international law enforcement agency
  09/21/25
...
international law enforcement agency
  09/26/25
...
gaped old irish cottage voyeur
  09/26/25
...
lfo
  04/23/26


Poast new message in this thread


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena

the hostess smiled and said "this way"

lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups

"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30282982)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: saffron psychic brethren

is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326611)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Massive Marvelous House Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33781606)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34956397)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Wild macaca keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35552680)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib

it is a parody of this poast:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2678071&mc=158&forum_id=2#26353942

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36617280)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: heady national security agency

sounds awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30327220)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: rusted frozen bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40517856)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 20th, 2020 5:06 PM
Author: Cobalt stead boiling water

Sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40635975)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage giraffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=AhmedKassem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42773784)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: cowardly ticket booth death wish

extremely disturbing video with only 250 views

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#47253342)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: exhilarant mexican faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44222447)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Duck-like spectacular senate

the very fabric of our society crumbles as the 32-year-old litigator finds solace in a personal pan pizza, trapped in a whirlpool of existential dread and a clown's forced laughter. yet here we sit, sipping soda from giant red cups, as the mahchine spins on, observing our folly. are we the jesters in this charade, or is the true jest the law itself? 🍕

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48244773)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: bipolar forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30282986)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Black irradiated athletic conference

God damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30282990)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283017)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Ruddy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283024)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena

A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloated face, walks up to the cashier, asks to get a $10 bill broken into quarters

then he heads over to the arcade machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283046)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: amethyst candlestick maker

this sounds fucking amazing compared to life as a real life 32yo ip litigator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283903)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283945)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: sienna talented stag film indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30284450)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Exciting Den Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285239)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: fragrant private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285880)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30287365)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133656)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36451085)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: big doobsian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49765767)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Startling Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283050)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Costumed heaven stock car

taking time away from his 37 year old match.com wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283082)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Floppy glassy point

32 and 37 are both young and law is ea$y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283129)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: navy drunken library liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283192)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Costumed heaven stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283223)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283244)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Green locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283907)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Comical sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283922)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: Exciting Den Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285238)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: violent cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285254)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: fragrant private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285882)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30287369)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30319259)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: french big-titted space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30374170)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30695795)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133658)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133675)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Onyx base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133676)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: insecure provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133694)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Judgmental swashbuckling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32164001)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Silver Thriller Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34274145)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34956392)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 9th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35117151)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: navy drunken library liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285435)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Bright rambunctious pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285769)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 9:50 AM
Author: shimmering trip nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42773759)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: Laughsome karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42773808)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44229481)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 9th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Duck-like spectacular senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#46408077)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49288572)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: navy drunken library liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49288595)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Excitant School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49302130)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Green locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283131)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot

*the party clown is halford*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283150)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:48 AM
Author: glittery coral plaza

http://i.imgur.com/b1Ymn.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30284447)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:12 AM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30284801)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Unholy Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286821)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed Unholy Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33781651)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Underhanded Bronze Yarmulke Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33781781)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office

PLZ LINK TO FULL VID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34956395)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Onyx base

https://www.xvideos.com/video10631175/daddy_was_a_clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259748)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office

I waited 3 years for this link...and it's fukgind deleted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40517819)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage giraffe

https://spankbang.com/t417/video/kelly+s+dad+is+her+clown+surprize

i also found this while searching for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=AhmedKassem



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42773853)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Godawful bateful corner multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35797657)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: brilliant hyperactive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36451114)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:29 AM
Author: Brass Police Squad Trailer Park

http://cdn1.feedyourneedtoread.com/app/uploads/2015/06/john-wayne-gacy-killer-clown.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30284823)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: disgusting garnet crotch step-uncle's house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286416)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Brass Police Squad Trailer Park

looks like he's on the loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#31586846)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: drab regret

Haha underappreciated thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283169)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283180)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: stimulating hell

This sounds amazing. Can I come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283184)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration

sounds like fun times to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283201)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283320)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged soul-stirring party of the first part

instant classic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283342)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Green locus

bboom popping in to comment may elevate it to that yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283909)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Comical sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283923)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: navy drunken library liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286509)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Wild macaca keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35552688)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283589)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: pearl tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283592)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Dashing Crystalline Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283736)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Lascivious halford community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283739)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283762)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena

here come the pizzas

http://www.pizzahut-tt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pizza-hut-trinidad-and-tobago-pepperoni-lovers-pizza.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283809)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Charismatic degenerate milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49765745)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: demanding factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283811)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena

A sixth year associate at the end of the table is getting into an argument with the waitress. He is trying to use a coupon for 1 free personal pan pizza that he got for perfect attendance at BIGLAW. She is telling him that it cannot be used at a private party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30283852)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:35 AM
Author: Passionate Useless Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30284396)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Unholy Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286824)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: khaki church legal warrant

"Show me where it says that on the coupon. I -- relax, Bob, I'm fine. It's fine, we're just having a conversation -- Show me where it says that on the coupon, that it isn't good under these circumstances. Show me where."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326291)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Ivory 180 doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326687)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30366984)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Ivory 180 doctorate

this is my favorite post itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133649)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37858017)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: Slate hairraiser filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38677247)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:57 AM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39065080)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting

One of my favorite xo posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41980565)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 10:04 AM
Author: Titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42773827)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133682)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32163982)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: claret alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32163990)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:01 PM
Author: sable razzle ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34588158)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34588175)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34605677)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 9th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: yellow laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35117142)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 9th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35117150)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: domesticated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259654)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: hairless aromatic ceo kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259776)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 8:25 AM
Author: Internet-worthy fishy wrinkle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35497139)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35797664)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Medicated feces

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35797743)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36008755)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Iridescent Pungent Cuckoldry Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36021813)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36451089)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36617265)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Misanthropic deranged masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36617272)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36620801)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: light self-absorbed potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36622108)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: odious apoplectic meetinghouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36622112)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike

ho lee fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39065068)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: smoky menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40473584)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40473659)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2020 1:47 PM
Author: Canary public bath immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41156941)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2020 5:05 PM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41436579)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2021 5:50 PM
Author: disgusting garnet crotch step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42575219)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: spruce mind-boggling area hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44222346)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: Duck-like spectacular senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44229478)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2023 11:13 AM
Author: Vivacious effete hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#45867024)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: sable razzle ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48117142)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48517435)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49288574)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine Startled Gay Wizard Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49302140)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: big doobsian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49765768)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 6:05 AM
Author: Rose faggotry

The HR muffin who organized this "team building event" chirps in, gently chastising the associate for violating firm social interaction policy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36150289)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: exhilarant mexican faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44222453)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30284383)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285237)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena

once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the reason they were all here - Julian's 33rd birthday!

Julian's elderly parents walk into the private party room, carrying in their jittery hands a giant Costco cake with 33 candles on it. Julian is wearing a festive light green tie that matches his conical party hat. they ask him to make a wish and he blows out all 33 candles on just two tries.

his father starts cutting the cake and passing it out. his parents. his mother starts chatting with the clown, bragging that her son has just been promoted to Of Counsel. "That means they won't fire him right away", she boasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285369)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: offensive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326253)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Ivory 180 doctorate

The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his partner tells him he was to let the other associates there touch and hold the deal toys he received as presents. The partner has to lead him to the hallway by the bathrooms and give him a stern talking to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326741)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: heady national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#31586966)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33025870)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34407886)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36622151)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: offensive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285554)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena

The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep

"Who just joined?", blurted out half the people in the room in unison, as by instinct

"This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles," a nasal voice said. "We're just getting started here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285453)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed contagious native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286422)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: electric son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286501)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286926)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Wonderful Lettuce Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286945)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Vivacious effete hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30287962)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30319263)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: offensive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326256)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: khaki church legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326297)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326305)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326308)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic dark becky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326605)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: milky hyperventilating double fault sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326610)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: milky hyperventilating double fault sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30914898)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133655)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: cracking locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32163958)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: vibrant insane goal in life ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259637)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259759)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35497250)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: brilliant hyperactive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36451117)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2019 3:07 AM
Author: twinkling vigorous site gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37795485)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40473664)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Vivacious effete hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41980609)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: exhilarant mexican faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44222460)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2023 4:52 PM
Author: Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#46211304)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48517438)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49288575)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: big doobsian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49765772)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: hairless aromatic ceo kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285460)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story

okay this is pretty much the peak of xo craft, we can shut the website down now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285499)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285875)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: fragrant private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30285883)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Wonderful Lettuce Puppy

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286947)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: offensive lay scourge upon the earth

yeah im not sure if you're aware but halford cut a PROMO for POUNDER'S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326258)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: indigo curious idea he suggested quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286388)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Wonderful Lettuce Puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30286950)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30287199)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: electric son of senegal

a first year just started crying because he's afraid of clowns



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30287403)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30287933)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30319253)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot

On second thought this is so vivid it almost makes me feel bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326179)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic dark becky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326607)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Dead Stirring Messiness Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34407822)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:20 AM
Author: Underhanded Bronze Yarmulke Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37866623)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: rusted frozen bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40517862)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49288576)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Arousing rough-skinned idiot cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30287936)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Supple bearded striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30295208)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30302960)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30319246)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: electric son of senegal

1 of the partners just came to pick up his associate but the associate is having too much fun in the ball pit and doesn't want to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326601)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot

Uh oh this is about to be a scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326604)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: big doobsian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49765774)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Sapphire market blood rage

"So sorry, Shabbos in an hour," one whined as he shoved the last remnants of a stuffed crust into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326664)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: electric son of senegal

the orthodox associate starts crying because his special kosher plate hasn't been delivered yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30326684)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39065072)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: french big-titted space

The summer associates roll in together and sit at their own table, except for the one 34-y.o. nontrad who sits down with a few of the non-rainmaker partners who do tax and environmental stuff. After the first wave of pizza is gone, the gregarious but paunchy fourth year guy joins the summers so he can flirt with the good looking one, oblivious to the fact that he's making her feel uncomfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30367401)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: domesticated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259662)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35497254)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Judgmental swashbuckling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30376725)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Sapphire market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30390560)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Confused Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30426509)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30531482)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Burgundy chapel

What??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30531544)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: electric son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30695547)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Slap-happy State Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30914811)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Costumed heaven stock car

Lost it at party clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#30915157)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 5th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#31566771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Histrionic National Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32019519)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: offensive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133627)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133648)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: insecure provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133651)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133657)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration

This is one of my favorite threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133659)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored magical whorehouse

and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133660)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: maroon mad-dog skullcap indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133669)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Snowy tantric corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#32133689)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Green locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33025394)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38677132)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: offensive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33025391)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Iridescent Pungent Cuckoldry Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33781449)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Copper Diverse Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#33781609)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: House-broken Boyish Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34274127)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34407817)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Slate hairraiser filthpig

where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been so happy" while the concerned mother shield her children's eyes? I could've sworn it was in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34408046)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: Chrome place of business location

That's another thread about college girls going on pretend dates with depressed lawyers, probably from around the same time, and it absolutely needs to be linked here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36619378)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Slate hairraiser filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37858008)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Translucent Motley Fanboi Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34588026)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: House-broken Boyish Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34956386)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#34956391)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: House-broken Boyish Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259575)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: hairless aromatic ceo kitchen

I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35259770)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nowag legend

*gives you a flower*

by flower i mean SSRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35262850)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good orchestra pit affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35262909)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35499167)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: demanding factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35499182)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35552621)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life

holds up well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35552676)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life

Still holding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35797643)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: spruce mind-boggling area hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#35797660)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story

This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a little rapey with a diminutive Asian" thread, that one's pretty timeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36035079)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39065081)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: demanding factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36035085)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: glittery coral plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36149711)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36149724)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: milky hyperventilating double fault sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36150229)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Sapphire market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36162954)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life

The Mona Lisa of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36451098)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration

Such a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36617274)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36620804)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: racy bossy elastic band business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#36627139)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Slate hairraiser filthpig

Never knew this was a krampus original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37702857)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: greedy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37795481)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 23rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author:  painfully honest rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37831030)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:15 AM
Author: greedy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37866615)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:35 AM
Author: Wine crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#37866639)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author:  hairy legs gunner

this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spaceporn @ comet ping pong era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285466)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Azure field

The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT" costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285485)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author:  hairy legs gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285559)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: Mustard Fear-inspiring Mother New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38358139)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: offensive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285496)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: transparent sanctuary french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38285735)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2019 7:24 AM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38358177)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting

Jesus some great posts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38358541)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 9th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: Slate hairraiser filthpig

Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38362074)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: Primrose Know-it-all Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38677122)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life

The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles" kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38677139)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: gaped old irish cottage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#38800150)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: Galvanic Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39051801)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39065052)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39065086)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: House-broken Boyish Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39656068)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author:  Abnormal Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39744965)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Sapphire market blood rage

"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll have to have this as take-out," the manager winces at you, handing you a steaming cardboard box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#39796726)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: aggressive university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40473541)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Zippy Set Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40517713)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author:  bistre boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#40635921)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Vivacious effete hospital

I think about this thread probably once a month lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41299021)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: greedy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41553177)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: Sapphire market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41571043)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: Excitant School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#41820507)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life

I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42149031)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42704245)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: big doobsian casino

as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49765776)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42412194)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Duck-like spectacular senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42575225)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 10:37 AM
Author:  kink-friendly useless brakes hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42888987)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author:  lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42935812)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike

CSLG BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42935929)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Swollen poppy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42935939)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: metal chestnut school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#42940783)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: Excitant School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#43377202)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: Duck-like spectacular senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#43535408)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2021 5:21 PM
Author:  white rehab trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#43632638)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Emerald Sexy Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#43984506)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#43984535)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: disrespectful box office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#43984619)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author:  dysfunction headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44222332)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author:  kink-friendly useless brakes hunting ground

*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives for preservation purposes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44222444)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44222459)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#44229476)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2023 11:02 AM
Author:  white rehab trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#45866949)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2023 12:10 PM
Author:  newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#45957601)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2023 9:31 AM
Author: Canary public bath immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#46264721)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlour mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#47253322)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 15th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#47749466)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 25th, 2024 5:26 AM
Author: greedy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48005095)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: frum center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48114942)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: hairless aromatic ceo kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48114955)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: sable razzle ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48244694)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48244727)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Sapphire market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48387424)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Sapphire market blood rage

https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w-baird-aeccc947

A team of junior bankers had been regularly working until 4 a.m. for weeks when they were called together for a pizza party last year.

Some of the young analysts and associates assumed it was a reward for their work pitching and closing deals on the industrials team at Robert W. Baird, a Midwestern bank founded more than a century ago. Instead, the managers who organized the gathering in Chicago told the group they needed to step up their performance, according to multiple people familiar with the meeting.

Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#48900310)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49836937)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49837121)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Lilac Abode Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49152669)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Topaz Cerebral Deer Antler Haunted Graveyard

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49152776)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author:  international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49288591)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author:  international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49304684)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: gaped old irish cottage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49304690)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2),#49836931)