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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
| ruby curious station people who are hurt | 07/16/16 |
| Provocative Messiness | 07/16/16 |
| flushed brunch jap | 07/16/16 |
| boyish cruise ship coldplay fan | 07/16/16 |
| ruby curious station people who are hurt | 07/16/16 |
| boyish cruise ship coldplay fan | 07/16/16 |
| ruby curious station people who are hurt | 07/16/16 |
| boyish cruise ship coldplay fan | 07/16/16 |
| flatulent deep fat ankles | 07/16/16 |
| soul-stirring impressive area | 07/16/16 |
| Gaped school cafeteria travel guidebook | 07/16/16 |
| concupiscible rambunctious resort patrolman | 07/16/16 |
| fighting slippery trust fund | 07/16/16 |
| costumed frozen center | 07/16/16 |
| flushed brunch jap | 08/20/16 |
| Demanding hyperventilating juggernaut | 09/21/16 |
| flushed brunch jap | 10/24/17 |
| flushed brunch jap | 01/03/20 |
| multi-colored sadistic space | 09/21/16 |
| flushed brunch jap | 06/23/17 |
| Outnumbered racy trump supporter base | 07/16/16 |
| excitant kitty | 07/16/16 |
| bateful circlehead skinny woman | 07/16/16 |
| Hot Idiot | 07/16/16 |
| adulterous chrome boltzmann principal's office | 07/16/16 |
| Hot Idiot | 07/16/16 |
| Cobalt selfie shitlib | 07/16/16 |
| Crusty organic girlfriend business firm | 07/16/16 |
| useless roommate dopamine | 08/20/16 |
| Arousing Drunken Goal In Life Field | 09/21/16 |
| Outnumbered racy trump supporter base | 07/16/16 |
| frum chocolate faggot firefighter party of the first part | 07/24/16 |
| flatulent deep fat ankles | 07/16/16 |
| Hot Idiot | 07/16/16 |
| Outnumbered racy trump supporter base | 07/16/16 |
| Hot Idiot | 07/16/16 |
| Crusty organic girlfriend business firm | 07/16/16 |
| excitant kitty | 07/16/16 |
| bateful circlehead skinny woman | 07/16/16 |
| excitant kitty | 07/16/16 |
| frum chocolate faggot firefighter party of the first part | 07/24/16 |
| peach self-centered sex offender hospital | 09/21/16 |
| peach self-centered sex offender hospital | 09/21/16 |
| lascivious place of business corner | 07/16/16 |
| marvelous crimson old irish cottage | 07/16/16 |
| Internet-worthy theatre knife | 07/16/16 |
| ruby curious station people who are hurt | 07/16/16 |
| Supple Spot | 07/16/16 |
| Magical Wagecucks | 07/16/16 |
| flushed brunch jap | 07/24/16 |
| buff vibrant corn cake point | 07/24/16 |
| multi-colored sadistic space | 09/21/16 |
| flushed brunch jap | 09/21/16 |
| Exciting stead | 09/21/16 |
| flushed brunch jap | 07/21/18 |
| amethyst step-uncle's house gaping | 07/21/18 |
| excitant kitty | 09/14/18 |
| excitant kitty | 01/05/19 |
| Internet-worthy theatre knife | 01/03/20 |
| ruby curious station people who are hurt | 01/12/20 |
| flushed brunch jap | 12/20/21 |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: ruby curious station people who are hurt I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Provocative Messiness get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: flushed brunch jap You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: boyish cruise ship coldplay fan hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: ruby curious station people who are hurt What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: boyish cruise ship coldplay fan Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: ruby curious station people who are hurt I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: boyish cruise ship coldplay fan Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: flatulent deep fat ankles lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: soul-stirring impressive area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Gaped school cafeteria travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: concupiscible rambunctious resort patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: fighting slippery trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: costumed frozen center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: Demanding hyperventilating juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: multi-colored sadistic space FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Outnumbered racy trump supporter base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: excitant kitty first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: bateful circlehead skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Hot Idiot did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: adulterous chrome boltzmann principal's office Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Hot Idiot no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: Cobalt selfie shitlib This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Crusty organic girlfriend business firm going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: useless roommate dopamine Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Arousing Drunken Goal In Life Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Outnumbered racy trump supporter base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: frum chocolate faggot firefighter party of the first part http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: flatulent deep fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Hot Idiot how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Outnumbered racy trump supporter base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Hot Idiot oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Crusty organic girlfriend business firm Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: excitant kitty Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: bateful circlehead skinny woman also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: excitant kitty ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: frum chocolate faggot firefighter party of the first part lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: peach self-centered sex offender hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: peach self-centered sex offender hospital he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: lascivious place of business corner link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: marvelous crimson old irish cottage Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Internet-worthy theatre knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: ruby curious station people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Supple Spot LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Magical Wagecucks Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: flushed brunch jap Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: buff vibrant corn cake point Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: multi-colored sadistic space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: Exciting stead Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: amethyst step-uncle's house gaping (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: excitant kitty this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: excitant kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Internet-worthy theatre knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: ruby curious station people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: flushed brunch jap Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: ruby curious station people who are hurt Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: flushed brunch jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#50095683) |