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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Motley Goal In Life Chapel



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: irate field



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Purple ticket booth



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: honey-headed jew



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Floppy amber travel guidebook roast beef



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Purple ticket booth



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: 180 location alpha

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Purple ticket booth



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: awkward charcoal heaven nowag



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: snowy laughsome institution candlestick maker



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Chestnut fanboi

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Doobsian faggot firefighter



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Chestnut fanboi

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Chestnut fanboi

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: ruby antidepressant drug goyim



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Bull headed curious market



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: ruby antidepressant drug goyim



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Supple bistre place of business

underrated

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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Lake Church Building



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Smoky self-centered tanning salon cumskin



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Abode Party Of The First Part



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Thriller Amethyst Legend Boistinker



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Motley Goal In Life Chapel



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Chestnut fanboi

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: fishy sick ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: fishy sick ladyboy



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Chestnut fanboi

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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: gay idiot sanctuary

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: fishy sick ladyboy

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Sexy trip station

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: fishy sick ladyboy

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Sexy trip station

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good comical preventive strike step-uncle's house

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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: gay idiot sanctuary

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He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: gay idiot sanctuary

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: gay idiot sanctuary

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good comical preventive strike step-uncle's house

And food and materiel production, etc.

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Weed Whacker Set

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Sexy trip station

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: stimulating fluffy theatre cuck

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: irate field

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: gay idiot sanctuary

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Purple ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Heady spruce stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: dun charismatic gas station

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: navy tantric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse passionate library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Chestnut fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: ruby antidepressant drug goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Purple ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Cerise Hissy Fit

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Submissive stirring brethren main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: honey-headed jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Bull headed curious market

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Talking area prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: turquoise halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Racy Umber Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Metal hall

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: vermilion spectacular regret nursing home

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: peach casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Ocher sickened native knife

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Anal seedy puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: know-it-all piazza

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Avocado Pit Roommate

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic maroon coffee pot striped hyena

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Purple ticket booth

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Fighting saffron chad filthpig

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Fighting saffron chad filthpig

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Bull headed curious market

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Fighting saffron chad filthpig

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Bull headed curious market

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Bull headed curious market

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Cerise Hissy Fit

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating keepsake machete

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: haunting tan twinkling uncleanness

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Violent Yapping Giraffe

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: snowy laughsome institution candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Useless copper school cafeteria reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: glittery fiercely-loyal dysfunction skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: pearl volcanic crater

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Violent Yapping Giraffe

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood chrome hunting ground

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: fragrant mother pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: vermilion spectacular regret nursing home

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Appetizing Avocado Pit Roommate

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Shaky old irish cottage indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Diverse parlor codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Corner Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Diverse parlor codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: vermilion spectacular regret nursing home

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: peach casino



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: peach casino



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Rose Abode Party Of The First Part

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: tripping crimson pisswyrm



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: unhinged cruise ship

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Metal hall

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Demanding Telephone

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: snowy laughsome institution candlestick maker



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: snowy laughsome institution candlestick maker



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: tripping crimson pisswyrm



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2),#49540797)