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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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180 mint stage boiling water
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
big native
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
180 mint stage boiling water
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
big native
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
trip address
  11/14/19
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Slap-happy set
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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federal dark indian lodge clown
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
big native
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
passionate abode factory reset button
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
federal dark indian lodge clown
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
big native
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
federal dark indian lodge clown
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
big native
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
federal dark indian lodge clown
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
big native
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
federal dark indian lodge clown
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
big native
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
federal dark indian lodge clown
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
big native
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
big native
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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ungodly parlour
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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big native
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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Soggy candlestick maker
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
startling violent legend
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Costumed jade institution
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Soggy candlestick maker
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
White Spectacular Telephone Resort
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
primrose stirring affirmative action
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Purple cheese-eating elastic band mediation
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
big native
  11/14/19
historically important thread
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Talented chest-beating business firm foreskin
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: big native

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: 180 mint stage boiling water



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: passionate abode factory reset button

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: big native

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: 180 mint stage boiling water

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: big native

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: trip address

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Purple cheese-eating elastic band mediation

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bipolar University



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Thriller casino



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: pungent stag film



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Amethyst weed whacker den



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: primrose stirring affirmative action

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Orange Odious Sanctuary



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Underhanded black double fault pit



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Orange Odious Sanctuary



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Khaki shrine corn cake

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Bipolar University



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Slap-happy set



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: big native

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Orange Odious Sanctuary



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: painfully honest fishy brunch

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish national jap



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Thriller casino



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: big native

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: big native

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: passionate abode factory reset button

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: big native

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: big native

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: big native

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: big native

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: big native

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: big native

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: ungodly parlour

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: ungodly parlour



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic brethren goal in life

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: big native



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Racy Karate Jew

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Soggy candlestick maker



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: startling violent legend

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Onyx dysfunction

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Costumed jade institution



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Soggy candlestick maker

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: White Spectacular Telephone Resort

lol johnsmeyer

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: primrose stirring affirmative action

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Purple cheese-eating elastic band mediation

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: topaz dead house

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: federal dark indian lodge clown



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: big native

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic brethren goal in life

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Talented chest-beating business firm foreskin



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: big native

Nice bump. It remains true

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