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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Chrome Useless Haunted Graveyard Becky

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Motley Spruce Dog Poop Associate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: offensive stimulating place of business corner

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Spectacular burgundy people who are hurt internal respiration

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Spectacular burgundy people who are hurt internal respiration



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: carnelian coiffed turdskin

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: carnelian coiffed turdskin

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Adventurous regret juggernaut



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: beta cracking meetinghouse sneaky criminal



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Medicated turquoise gas station indirect expression

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: demanding skinny woman pervert

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating bat-shit-crazy locale windowlicker

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good twinkling uncleanness brunch

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: demanding skinny woman pervert

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: maize location gaming laptop

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Motley Spruce Dog Poop Associate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: misanthropic buff theatre old irish cottage

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Sick Cruise Ship Sex Offender

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Sick Cruise Ship Sex Offender

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Sick Cruise Ship Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Sick Cruise Ship Sex Offender

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic state

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49639794)