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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
flushed ape
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Marvelous boistinker useless brakes
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
flushed ape
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
dead antidepressant drug love of her life
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Spectacular temple
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Black meetinghouse
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
flushed ape
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
puce big corner filthpig
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
flushed ape
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
puce big corner filthpig
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
apoplectic boyish site
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
contagious police squad
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Height?
Hairless awkward location
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5'7" - 5'8"
flushed ape
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Lascivious bossy quadroon
  04/05/22
shots fired
floppy parlor
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
flushed ape
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Yellow Bearded Yarmulke Kitchen
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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flushed ape
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Confused Wine Mother Headpube
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
at-the-ready 180 milk black woman
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
dead antidepressant drug love of her life
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Filthy Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Razzle Haunted Graveyard Indian Lodge
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: flushed ape

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Marvelous boistinker useless brakes

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: flushed ape

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: dead antidepressant drug love of her life

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shrine

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Spectacular temple



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: dead antidepressant drug love of her life

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: maize arousing double fault



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: citrine swashbuckling forum dog poop



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: narrow-minded base cuckoldry



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: chartreuse factory reset button patrolman

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: puce big corner filthpig

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: flushed ape

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: puce big corner filthpig

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: flushed ape

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: puce big corner filthpig

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: apoplectic boyish site

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: contagious police squad

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Hairless awkward location

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: flushed ape

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine thriller half-breed boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Cerebral spot sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Lascivious bossy quadroon

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: floppy parlor

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: flushed ape

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Yellow Bearded Yarmulke Kitchen

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Razzle Haunted Graveyard Indian Lodge

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: flushed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Confused Wine Mother Headpube

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready 180 milk black woman

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bearded shitlib skinny woman

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: dead antidepressant drug love of her life

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Filthy Twinkling Uncleanness

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Razzle Haunted Graveyard Indian Lodge

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: ungodly coldplay fan feces

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: dead antidepressant drug love of her life



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration Telephone



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Fishy supple sneaky criminal area



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: flushed ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: flushed ape



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: shivering pit mental disorder

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: flushed ape



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114491)