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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Sick irate chapel | 01/03/23 |
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| Hideous Brilliant Property | 04/19/23 |
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| maize curious step-uncle's house | 04/30/24 |
| beady-eyed citrine boistinker | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Sick irate chapel One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Cowardly vibrant orchestra pit windowlicker https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Sick irate chapel Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: dashing crystalline legal warrant fanboi 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Sick irate chapel Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: pearly painfully honest private investor selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: dark state useless brakes alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Rose mischievous cuckold institution anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Cowardly vibrant orchestra pit windowlicker everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Rose mischievous cuckold institution so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Cowardly vibrant orchestra pit windowlicker (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Rose mischievous cuckold institution It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Cowardly vibrant orchestra pit windowlicker more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Hideous Brilliant Property 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Cowardly vibrant orchestra pit windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Sadistic Theatre Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: pearly painfully honest private investor selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: dark state useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: maize curious step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: beady-eyed citrine boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: confused chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Cowardly vibrant orchestra pit windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Cowardly vibrant orchestra pit windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Black razzle-dazzle halford son of senegal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Ivory Stirring Nowag Theater Stage SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Dull Plaza Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Vigorous generalized bond candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Bearded Comical Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: kink-friendly fat ankles The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Burgundy Apoplectic Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: anal gas station striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: confused chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Spectacular Metal Boiling Water Psychic Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Self-centered concupiscible library goal in life QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Salmon odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Plum Diverse Quadroon Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Dull Plaza Stock Car (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: disturbing rusted public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: disturbing rusted public bath The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: dark state useless brakes it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Plum Diverse Quadroon Nursing Home when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: dark state useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Dull Plaza Stock Car (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213065) |