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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
Mustard soggy gas station
  09/17/23
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Cyan histrionic headpube
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Cyan histrionic headpube
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important thread
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dun mother
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
Chest-beating chestnut set
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
Mustard soggy gas station
  09/28/23
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Cyan histrionic headpube
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Cyan histrionic headpube
  09/28/23
Classical music
hilarious overrated giraffe field
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
Slippery antidepressant drug state
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
bipolar light reading party
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
ebony tank
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Charismatic market
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
cerebral range blood rage
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Red razzle hunting ground
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Walnut jewess ticket booth
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
Mustard soggy gas station
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bistre mind-boggling legal warrant
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gay apoplectic french chef really tough guy
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Mustard soggy gas station

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Cyan histrionic headpube



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Cyan histrionic headpube



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Cyan histrionic headpube

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: dun mother



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating chestnut set

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: Mustard soggy gas station

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Cyan histrionic headpube



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Cyan histrionic headpube



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: hilarious overrated giraffe field

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Slippery antidepressant drug state

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: bipolar light reading party

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2),#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: ebony tank

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2),#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Charismatic market



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: cerebral range blood rage

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Red razzle hunting ground



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Walnut jewess ticket booth

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2),#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Mustard soggy gas station

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Charismatic market

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Mustard soggy gas station



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: bistre mind-boggling legal warrant



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: gay apoplectic french chef really tough guy



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2),#49803466)