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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: twisted 180 home

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Turquoise anal crotch faggot firefighter

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: bistre bespoke turdskin

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Half-breed

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Ungodly Half-breed

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Gay meetinghouse

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He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Thriller Roast Beef Trailer Park

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: rebellious parlour french chef

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral den multi-billionaire



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Brass theatre

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Turquoise anal crotch faggot firefighter

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
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Author: Nudist Famous Landscape Painting Property

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly faggotry

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic area

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