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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
dull brethren
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
judgmental pistol hairy legs
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
high-end copper masturbator field
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
dull brethren
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
high-end copper masturbator field
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
dull brethren
  03/02/24
lmao
green crotch coffee pot
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
...
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
razzmatazz puce tanning salon
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
swashbuckling locale
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
swashbuckling locale
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
big-titted arousing philosopher-king
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Hairraiser temple round eye
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Vibrant mexican
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
self-absorbed locus
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
maize lettuce
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Cordovan laughsome hospital
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
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  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Titillating cumskin stead
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
...
green crotch coffee pot
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Flushed Foreskin Corn Cake
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Flushed Foreskin Corn Cake
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
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  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
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  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
confused stirring box office volcanic crater
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
boyish fat ankles
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Cruel-hearted bisexual theatre
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
self-absorbed locus
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Hairraiser temple round eye
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
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  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
big-titted arousing philosopher-king
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Wonderful dragon
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Rose Karate
  03/03/24
"shit"
Cordovan laughsome hospital
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Indigo menage
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Rose Karate
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Khaki French Chef
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Ultramarine comical place of business brunch
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
swashbuckling locale
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Rose Karate
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Infuriating incel home
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/11/24
...
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you'll get through this, brother
big-titted arousing philosopher-king
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Passionate center
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
...
Passionate center
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
self-absorbed locus
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
...
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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...
judgmental pistol hairy legs
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Free-loading hell giraffe
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Passionate center
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
180 maroon mad-dog skullcap
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Khaki French Chef
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Diverse Trailer Park Macaca
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Hairraiser temple round eye
  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
scarlet appetizing quadroon
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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Wishing you the best bro
judgmental pistol hairy legs
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
...
big-titted arousing philosopher-king
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Khaki French Chef
  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: dull brethren

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Galvanic lay sex offender

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: judgmental pistol hairy legs



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: high-end copper masturbator field

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: dull brethren

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: high-end copper masturbator field

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: dull brethren

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: green crotch coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly carnelian indirect expression corner

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: demanding lodge wagecucks



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz puce tanning salon

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: big-titted arousing philosopher-king

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser temple round eye

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Vibrant mexican

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed locus

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: maize lettuce

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Cordovan laughsome hospital

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Sick Stain Church

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Titillating cumskin stead



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: iridescent bateful travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Titillating cumskin stead

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: iridescent bateful travel guidebook

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: green crotch coffee pot



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: stubborn brindle trust fund



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Idiotic nudist gaping abode

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Flushed Foreskin Corn Cake

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Flushed Foreskin Corn Cake

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Heady silver hall antidepressant drug

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: high-end copper masturbator field

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly public bath tank

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: confused stirring box office volcanic crater

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: boyish fat ankles

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bisexual theatre

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed locus

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser temple round eye

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: big-titted arousing philosopher-king

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Wonderful dragon

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Rose Karate

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Cordovan laughsome hospital

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: irate property

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Indigo menage

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: floppy abusive friendly grandma

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: talented painfully honest rehab factory reset button

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Rose Karate

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: 180 maroon mad-dog skullcap

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Khaki French Chef

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Charismatic faggotry parlour

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Buff main people stage

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine comical place of business brunch

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz puce tanning salon

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Rose Karate

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Infuriating incel home

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Infuriating incel home

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Orchestra Pit Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: big-titted arousing philosopher-king

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Passionate center

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Toaster Legal Warrant

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: maize lettuce

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Passionate center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Infuriating incel home

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: carmine maniacal meetinghouse love of her life

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: demanding lodge wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling autistic theater stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: seedy flirting school cafeteria athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed locus

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Free-loading hell giraffe

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Diverse Trailer Park Macaca



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: cerebral turdskin hunting ground

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: judgmental pistol hairy legs



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Free-loading hell giraffe

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Passionate center

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Contagious Nibblets Parlor

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: 180 maroon mad-dog skullcap

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Khaki French Chef

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine comical place of business brunch

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Diverse Trailer Park Macaca

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple round eye

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: misanthropic burgundy boiling water principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cream bbw



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Milk Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Orchestra Pit Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Hateful pale whorehouse

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed locus

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Free-loading hell giraffe

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: jet pit

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser temple round eye

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Blathering aquamarine gaming laptop prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing quadroon

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: judgmental pistol hairy legs

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Orchestra Pit Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: disrespectful preventive strike international law enforcement agency

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Offensive beady-eyed idiot old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Chrome ceo

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Doobsian university juggernaut

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: big-titted arousing philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Khaki French Chef

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Cocky tripping dopamine casino

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling autistic theater stage sweet tailpipe

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: drab space

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: cerebral turdskin hunting ground

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Infuriating incel home

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Yapping becky cruise ship

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#49545077)