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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
big address partner
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
Mustard becky lettuce
  04/09/24
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Turquoise Orchestra Pit
  08/30/24
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Violet Keepsake Machete Dog Poop
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Vigorous Heaven Striped Hyena
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
jet sex offender
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Brindle Bawdyhouse Idea He Suggested
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Henna At-the-ready Rehab
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
Mewling Fantasy-prone Point
  04/09/24
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lake menage
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
Mewling Fantasy-prone Point
  04/09/24
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Gold Masturbator
  04/09/24
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Talented gaping
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Sickened plum indirect expression theater stage
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Sickened plum indirect expression theater stage
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
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Sooty balding den
  04/09/24
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Talented gaping
  04/11/24
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cerebral love of her life
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Gold Masturbator
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
Mewling Fantasy-prone Point
  04/09/24
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Gay Sadistic Parlor
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
jet sex offender
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
jet sex offender
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
?
jet sex offender
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
Mewling Fantasy-prone Point
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
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Mewling Fantasy-prone Point
  04/10/24
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Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
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learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/09/24
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  02/19/25
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Magenta Organic Girlfriend
  02/19/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
fishy theater azn
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
fishy theater azn
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
fishy theater azn
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
fishy theater azn
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
big address partner
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Mustard becky lettuce
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
Yes you are
big address partner
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
bright slimy wrinkle lodge
  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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bright slimy wrinkle lodge
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Violet Keepsake Machete Dog Poop
  02/20/25
Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
aqua location
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Gold Masturbator
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
seedy tripping box office
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
tantric swashbuckling mother
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
silver indecent stag film
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
tantric swashbuckling mother
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
tantric swashbuckling mother
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
passionate library roommate
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Aromatic alpha voyeur
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
silver indecent stag film
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Aromatic alpha voyeur
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
silver indecent stag film
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
canary range reading party
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
bespoke comical degenerate
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/10/24
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Aromatic alpha voyeur
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
diverse pit
  04/10/24
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learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
bistre generalized bond
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
silver indecent stag film
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
bistre generalized bond
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
Effete Theatre
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
cowardly walnut hissy fit therapy
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
bistre generalized bond
  04/11/24
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lake menage
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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  04/11/24
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Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
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Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  04/11/24
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lake menage
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
Pink Adventurous Trailer Park
  04/11/24
yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
learning disabled topaz puppy
  04/11/24
Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
lake menage
  04/11/24
Wow
cowardly walnut hissy fit therapy
  04/11/24
serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice&quo...
learning disabled topaz puppy
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learning disabled topaz puppy
  08/30/24
i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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  02/11/25
wow lmfao how did i miss this
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: big address partner

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Mustard becky lettuce

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Turquoise Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Violet Keepsake Machete Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Heaven Striped Hyena

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: jet sex offender

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Brindle Bawdyhouse Idea He Suggested

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Mewling Fantasy-prone Point

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: lake menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Mewling Fantasy-prone Point

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Gold Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Talented gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Sickened plum indirect expression theater stage

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Sickened plum indirect expression theater stage

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Sooty balding den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Talented gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: cerebral love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Gold Masturbator

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Mewling Fantasy-prone Point

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Gay Sadistic Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: jet sex offender

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: jet sex offender

The bar spaghetti

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: jet sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Mewling Fantasy-prone Point

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Mewling Fantasy-prone Point

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: cerebral love of her life

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: ocher floppy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Magenta Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Clear Gaped Athletic Conference Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Magenta Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#48677120)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: fishy theater azn

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: fishy theater azn

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: fishy theater azn

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: fishy theater azn

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: big address partner

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Mustard becky lettuce

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: big address partner

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: bright slimy wrinkle lodge

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Peach crawly locus

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: wonderful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: bright slimy wrinkle lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Violet Keepsake Machete Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: aqua location

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Gold Masturbator

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: seedy tripping box office

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: tantric swashbuckling mother

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: silver indecent stag film

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: tantric swashbuckling mother

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: tantric swashbuckling mother

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Locale

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: passionate library roommate

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Aromatic alpha voyeur

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: silver indecent stag film

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha voyeur

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: silver indecent stag film

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: canary range reading party

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: bespoke comical degenerate

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Aromatic alpha voyeur



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: diverse pit

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bistre generalized bond

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: silver indecent stag film

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: bistre generalized bond

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Effete Theatre

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: cowardly walnut hissy fit therapy

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: bistre generalized bond

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: lake menage

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: lake menage

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Pink Adventurous Trailer Park

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: lake menage

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: cowardly walnut hissy fit therapy

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Brindle Bawdyhouse Idea He Suggested

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Slate Codepig Pisswyrm



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz puppy

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2),#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Thriller casino



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: french internal respiration

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: shimmering mood



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Heady misunderstood resort

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dave Prole



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