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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
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wonderful idiotic yarmulke useless brakes
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
wonderful idiotic yarmulke useless brakes
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insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
concupiscible emerald hominid circlehead
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cerebral corner jew
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Chocolate Vigorous Library Idea He Suggested
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Swollen comical private investor
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
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violent set incel
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
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turquoise state psychic
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godawful heaven mad-dog skullcap
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
sepia up-to-no-good reading party
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saffron irradiated native
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Henna fat ankles
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sepia up-to-no-good reading party
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
confused maniacal immigrant voyeur
  09/18/24
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godawful heaven mad-dog skullcap
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vivacious dun azn step-uncle's house
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
spruce swashbuckling theatre
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insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
self-absorbed principal's office codepig
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
self-absorbed principal's office codepig
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
another type of solution
self-absorbed principal's office codepig
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Free-loading balding lay messiness
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
harsh boltzmann patrolman
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
spruce swashbuckling theatre
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
spruce swashbuckling theatre
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
spruce swashbuckling theatre
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
snowy exhilarant abode
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: wonderful idiotic yarmulke useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: wonderful idiotic yarmulke useless brakes

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: concupiscible emerald hominid circlehead

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: cerebral corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Chocolate Vigorous Library Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Swollen comical private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: violent set incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: slate crotch laser beams

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: turquoise state psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: godawful heaven mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: sepia up-to-no-good reading party

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: saffron irradiated native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Henna fat ankles

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: sepia up-to-no-good reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: confused maniacal immigrant voyeur

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: godawful heaven mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: vivacious dun azn step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: spruce swashbuckling theatre

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed principal's office codepig

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed principal's office codepig

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed principal's office codepig

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Free-loading balding lay messiness

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: harsh boltzmann patrolman

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: spruce swashbuckling theatre

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: spruce swashbuckling theatre

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: spruce swashbuckling theatre

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy judgmental school cafeteria knife

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant abode

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: spruce swashbuckling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#49340186)