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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
free-loading shrine
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Ruddy aphrodisiac jap
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Stimulating Hall
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
smoky vigorous school
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
free-loading shrine
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
smoky vigorous school
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
smoky vigorous school
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
smoky vigorous school
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
free-loading shrine
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
smoky vigorous school
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Crusty spot potus
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
citrine angry patrolman
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Crusty spot potus
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
citrine angry patrolman
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
silver pozpig
  04/08/25
that's rude
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
...
free-loading shrine
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Electric alcoholic telephone
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
smoky vigorous school
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
bisexual razzle plaza
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/08/25
...
free-loading shrine
  04/08/25
...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
free-loading shrine
  04/09/25
...
free-loading shrine
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
chartreuse up-to-no-good national really tough guy
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
odious khaki step-uncle's house
  04/09/25
Ty
citrine angry patrolman
  04/09/25
...
olive well-lubricated public bath weed whacker
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
cobalt community account
  04/09/25
...
citrine angry patrolman
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Dun halford
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
citrine angry patrolman
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
citrine angry patrolman
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Awkward territorial goyim
  05/02/25
...
citrine angry patrolman
  05/12/25
...
citrine angry patrolman
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
citrine angry patrolman
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
odious khaki step-uncle's house
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
citrine angry patrolman
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Crusty spot potus
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
citrine angry patrolman
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Crusty spot potus
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Sickened dopamine puppy
  06/03/25
...
citrine angry patrolman
  06/26/25
OP?
citrine angry patrolman
  06/27/25
...
citrine angry patrolman
  07/09/25
...
citrine angry patrolman
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: free-loading shrine

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Ruddy aphrodisiac jap

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Hall

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: smoky vigorous school

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: free-loading shrine

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: smoky vigorous school

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: smoky vigorous school

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: smoky vigorous school

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: free-loading shrine

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: smoky vigorous school

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Crusty spot potus

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Crusty spot potus

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: silver pozpig

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: free-loading shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Electric alcoholic telephone

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: smoky vigorous school

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bisexual razzle plaza

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: free-loading shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: free-loading shrine

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: free-loading shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: chartreuse up-to-no-good national really tough guy

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: odious khaki step-uncle's house

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: olive well-lubricated public bath weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cobalt community account

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Dun halford

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Awkward territorial goyim

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: citrine angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: odious khaki step-uncle's house

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Crusty spot potus

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Crusty spot potus

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Sickened dopamine puppy

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: citrine angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: citrine angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: citrine angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2),#49331552)