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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
bateful office
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
godawful puce set
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
bateful office
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
godawful puce set
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
bateful office
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
bateful office
  06/27/25
(TMF)
Shaky hairless indian lodge associate
  06/27/25
...
Black native really tough guy
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
Sickened floppy locus
  06/27/25
?
bateful office
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
Sickened floppy locus
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
39
bateful office
  06/27/25
CR.
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
bateful office
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
bateful office
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
bateful office
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
bateful office
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
lilac stimulating home
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
trip mahogany hell
  06/27/25
6'0"
bateful office
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
bateful office
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
bateful office
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
bateful office
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
bateful office
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
like 80%
bateful office
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
bateful office
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
bateful office
  06/27/25
Bitterness
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
bateful office
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
Flesh hairraiser pit
  06/27/25
...
vibrant fat ankles step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
trip mahogany hell
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
heady transparent center cuckoldry
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
bateful office
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
Cocky parlour azn
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
Black native really tough guy
  06/27/25
...
bateful office
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
federal underhanded forum filthpig
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
slate meetinghouse
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
bateful office
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
scarlet fantasy-prone temple elastic band
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
180 haunted graveyard
  06/28/25
Nice brother
bateful office
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
180 haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
bateful office
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
180 haunted graveyard
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: bateful office

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: godawful puce set

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: bateful office

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: godawful puce set

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: bateful office

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: bateful office

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Shaky hairless indian lodge associate

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Black native really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Sickened floppy locus

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: bateful office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Sickened floppy locus

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: bateful office

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: bateful office

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: bateful office

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: bateful office

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: bateful office

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: lilac stimulating home

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: trip mahogany hell

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: bateful office

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: bateful office

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bateful office

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: bateful office

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: bateful office

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: flatulent mind-boggling base marketing idea

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bateful office

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: bateful office

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: bateful office

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: bateful office

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Flesh hairraiser pit

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: vibrant fat ankles step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: trip mahogany hell

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: heady transparent center cuckoldry

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: bateful office

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Cocky parlour azn

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Black native really tough guy

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: bateful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: federal underhanded forum filthpig

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: bateful office

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: scarlet fantasy-prone temple elastic band

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: bateful office

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: bateful office

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2),#49066662)