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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Alcoholic lascivious den
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
black headpube
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Citrine cruise ship
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Mauve private investor
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
crimson maniacal whorehouse regret
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Idiotic orchestra pit
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Alcoholic lascivious den
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Bull headed abusive state stock car
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Odious flushed jap
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Exhilarant insecure theater stage
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
drab judgmental stead
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish
  08/29/25
no
drab judgmental stead
  08/29/25
Eat shit
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
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nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Rose yarmulke
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
navy place of business
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Rose yarmulke
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Claret Lodge Weed Whacker
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Grizzly elastic band pistol
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
black headpube
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
black headpube
  08/28/25
wow
crimson maniacal whorehouse regret
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
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  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
chestnut stimulating ceo halford
  08/29/25
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  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
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The Cleveland Commoduses
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The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious den

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: black headpube

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Mauve private investor

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: crimson maniacal whorehouse regret

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Idiotic orchestra pit

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious den

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Bull headed abusive state stock car

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Odious flushed jap

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant insecure theater stage

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: drab judgmental stead

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: drab judgmental stead

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Stirring misanthropic step-uncle's house mental disorder

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: drab judgmental stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Stirring misanthropic step-uncle's house mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Lake faggotry casino

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Rose yarmulke

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: navy place of business

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Rose yarmulke

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Claret Lodge Weed Whacker

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Grizzly elastic band pistol

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: black headpube

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: black headpube

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: crimson maniacal whorehouse regret

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Nighttime National Security Agency Heaven

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: chestnut stimulating ceo halford

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Milky Sickened Principal's Office Death Wish

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Indecent purple home

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Peach lay kitty cat

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: nullo spammer = closeted gay Grindr fag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2),#50102080)