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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| boyish jewess | 12/16/25 |
| Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann | 12/16/25 |
| boyish jewess | 12/16/25 |
| Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann | 12/16/25 |
| boyish jewess | 12/16/25 |
| marvelous range persian | 12/20/25 |
| Concupiscible olive gaming laptop | 12/19/25 |
| Walnut electric tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| Bearded impressive box office | 12/19/25 |
| boyish jewess | 12/20/25 |
| Bearded impressive box office | 12/20/25 |
| Walnut electric tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| Ultramarine comical orchestra pit | 12/16/25 |
| Walnut electric tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| Ultramarine comical orchestra pit | 12/22/25 |
| cerebral umber business firm turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| boyish jewess | 12/16/25 |
| cerebral umber business firm turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| seedy theatre people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| Fragrant heaven queen of the night | 12/19/25 |
| seedy theatre people who are hurt | 12/19/25 |
| Sick Public Bath Feces | 12/20/25 |
| clear multi-colored parlour | 12/16/25 |
| up-to-no-good organic girlfriend | 12/16/25 |
| Walnut electric tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| Purple nighttime point | 12/20/25 |
| zippy contagious hairy legs | 12/16/25 |
| Passionate mental disorder | 12/20/25 |
| zippy contagious hairy legs | 12/23/25 |
| Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann | 12/16/25 |
| Walnut electric tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| alcoholic circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann | 12/16/25 |
| Purple nighttime point | 12/16/25 |
| zippy contagious hairy legs | 12/19/25 |
| Purple nighttime point | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle preventive strike | 12/19/25 |
| Pearly sweet tailpipe idea he suggested | 12/19/25 |
| boyish jewess | 12/19/25 |
| Adulterous Nursing Home | 12/19/25 |
| Adulterous Nursing Home | 12/19/25 |
| soul-stirring ungodly office filthpig | 12/19/25 |
| Pearly sweet tailpipe idea he suggested | 12/19/25 |
| Zombie-like field | 12/19/25 |
| Ultramarine comical orchestra pit | 12/19/25 |
| marvelous range persian | 12/20/25 |
| Cowardly Insane Church Building | 12/22/25 |
| Histrionic sound barrier | 12/19/25 |
| Hideous indecent set deer antler | 12/19/25 |
| Supple narrow-minded sanctuary halford | 12/19/25 |
| Purple nighttime point | 12/19/25 |
| Supple narrow-minded sanctuary halford | 12/19/25 |
| translucent juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Sadistic Cruise Ship | 12/19/25 |
| Stubborn Nubile Messiness | 12/19/25 |
| cerebral umber business firm turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| Maize Resort Rigor | 12/20/25 |
| Galvanic keepsake machete | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant heaven queen of the night | 12/19/25 |
| Bearded bipolar candlestick maker | 12/19/25 |
| federal police squad | 12/20/25 |
| snowy ticket booth boiling water | 12/20/25 |
| Purple nighttime point | 12/20/25 |
| Walnut electric tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| Maize Resort Rigor | 12/20/25 |
| talented frum stag film faggot firefighter | 12/20/25 |
| Spectacular Mint Property Marketing Idea | 12/20/25 |
| Hideous indecent set deer antler | 12/20/25 |
| talented frum stag film faggot firefighter | 12/21/25 |
| Adulterous Nursing Home | 12/20/25 |
| alcoholic circlehead | 12/20/25 |
| Bearded impressive box office | 12/21/25 |
| alcoholic circlehead | 12/22/25 |
| Bearded impressive box office | 12/23/25 |
| alcoholic circlehead | 12/23/25 |
| Slate beady-eyed foreskin plaza | 12/22/25 |
| Sick Public Bath Feces | 12/22/25 |
| Sick Public Bath Feces | 12/23/25 |
| swashbuckling giraffe church | 12/22/25 |
| Cowardly Insane Church Building | 12/22/25 |
| wonderful pocket flask parlor | 01/18/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: boyish jewess 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: boyish jewess lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: boyish jewess You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: marvelous range persian Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Concupiscible olive gaming laptop It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Walnut electric tanning salon Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Bearded impressive box office You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: boyish jewess brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Bearded impressive box office glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Walnut electric tanning salon You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Ultramarine comical orchestra pit $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Walnut electric tanning salon Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Ultramarine comical orchestra pit thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: cerebral umber business firm turdskin 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: boyish jewess ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: cerebral umber business firm turdskin investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: seedy theatre people who are hurt $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Fragrant heaven queen of the night I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: seedy theatre people who are hurt good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Sick Public Bath Feces $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: clear multi-colored parlour six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: up-to-no-good organic girlfriend 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Walnut electric tanning salon Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Purple nighttime point what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: zippy contagious hairy legs 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Passionate mental disorder me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: zippy contagious hairy legs It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Walnut electric tanning salon the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: alcoholic circlehead Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Curious Well-lubricated Boltzmann I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Purple nighttime point mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: zippy contagious hairy legs In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Purple nighttime point yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Razzle preventive strike Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Pearly sweet tailpipe idea he suggested 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: boyish jewess fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Adulterous Nursing Home A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Adulterous Nursing Home OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: soul-stirring ungodly office filthpig A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Pearly sweet tailpipe idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Zombie-like field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Ultramarine comical orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: marvelous range persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Cowardly Insane Church Building Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Histrionic sound barrier $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Hideous indecent set deer antler can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Supple narrow-minded sanctuary halford Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Purple nighttime point nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Supple narrow-minded sanctuary halford Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: translucent juggernaut You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Sadistic Cruise Ship Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Stubborn Nubile Messiness Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: cerebral umber business firm turdskin damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Maize Resort Rigor Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Galvanic keepsake machete Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Fragrant heaven queen of the night 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Bearded bipolar candlestick maker Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: federal police squad 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: snowy ticket booth boiling water 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Purple nighttime point 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Walnut electric tanning salon Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Maize Resort Rigor 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: talented frum stag film faggot firefighter literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Spectacular Mint Property Marketing Idea I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Hideous indecent set deer antler so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: talented frum stag film faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Adulterous Nursing Home 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: alcoholic circlehead Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Bearded impressive box office how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: alcoholic circlehead I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Bearded impressive box office 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: alcoholic circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Slate beady-eyed foreskin plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Sick Public Bath Feces Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Sick Public Bath Feces $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: swashbuckling giraffe church $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Cowardly Insane Church Building I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: wonderful pocket flask parlor 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2),#49598250) |