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House-broken Kitty Station
  12/18/25
710K
canary seedy selfie hairy legs
  12/18/25
lawyer?
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/18/25
yea
canary seedy selfie hairy legs
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
vermilion arrogant karate gaming laptop
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
hilarious chad sound barrier
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
vermilion arrogant karate gaming laptop
  12/18/25
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Yapping Brindle Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
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slate dashing theater
  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
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Bearded hideous piazza round eye
  12/19/25
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sick violet stage death wish
  12/20/25
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Swashbuckling church building
  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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saffron glittery mediation
  12/21/25
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contagious pit gay wizard
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Mint diverse abode
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Mint diverse abode
  12/18/25
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slate dashing theater
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
big liquid oxygen french chef
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
up-to-no-good corner doctorate
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
big liquid oxygen french chef
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Balding rigpig den
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
big liquid oxygen french chef
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
odious onyx plaza toaster
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
odious onyx plaza toaster
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
odious onyx plaza toaster
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
irradiated hairless dilemma
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
slate dashing theater
  12/19/25
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obsidian jewess
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Flushed clown
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
odious onyx plaza toaster
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Flushed clown
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Yellow theater stage
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Flushed clown
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
razzle flatulent sweet tailpipe
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
slate dashing theater
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Low-t university foreskin
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
slate dashing theater
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
at-the-ready rusted queen of the night
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Tripping azn
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
irradiated hairless dilemma
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
translucent school cafeteria
  12/18/25
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milky disgusting heaven
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Flushed clown
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Flushed clown
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
odious onyx plaza toaster
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
wine menage
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
wine menage
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Slimy site wagecucks
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
wine menage
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Red forum really tough guy
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
slate dashing theater
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
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  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Red forum really tough guy
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Flushed clown
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Red forum really tough guy
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Flushed clown
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Swashbuckling church building
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Flushed clown
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
nudist kitty cat cruise ship
  12/22/25
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nudist kitty cat cruise ship
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
nudist kitty cat cruise ship
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Red forum really tough guy
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
irradiated hairless dilemma
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
milky disgusting heaven
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
irradiated hairless dilemma
  12/18/25
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Bearded hideous piazza round eye
  12/19/25
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slate dashing theater
  12/19/25
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nudist kitty cat cruise ship
  12/22/25
not enough.
Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/25
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Pontificating Henna Windowlicker
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Stirring crackhouse
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
odious onyx plaza toaster
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
vermilion arrogant karate gaming laptop
  12/18/25
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Ultramarine nursing home faggotry
  12/18/25
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at-the-ready rusted queen of the night
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Stirring crackhouse
  12/19/25
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Flesh erotic therapy sandwich
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
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  12/18/25
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Yapping Brindle Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
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Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/25
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Avocado Main People
  12/20/25
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saffron glittery mediation
  12/21/25
-$184K
razzmatazz old irish cottage nowag
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Frisky vibrant volcanic crater
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Silver Ticket Booth Elastic Band
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
brilliant well-lubricated house pistol
  12/19/25
low-200s
lavender sneaky criminal roast beef
  12/18/25
0
Zombie-like state idea he suggested
  12/18/25
like 2 million
ivory twinkling uncleanness skinny woman
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
maize useless meetinghouse voyeur
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
green excitant macaca
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
geriatric locus corn cake
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
green excitant macaca
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
contagious pit gay wizard
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
geriatric locus corn cake
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business
  12/19/25
thank you
geriatric locus corn cake
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Trip Dingle Berry Senate
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Titillating faggot firefighter casino
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Pea-brained Sanctuary
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
cracking coral orchestra pit
  12/19/25
what happened
brilliant well-lubricated house pistol
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
cracking coral orchestra pit
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Bearded hideous piazza round eye
  12/19/25
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House-broken Kitty Station
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
bistre beta hospital factory reset button
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
obsidian jewess
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
curious chapel newt
  12/20/25
~$900k
Low-t university foreskin
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Chocolate offensive dysfunction goyim
  12/19/25
Wow.
Pontificating Henna Windowlicker
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Chocolate offensive dysfunction goyim
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Chocolate offensive dysfunction goyim
  12/19/25
lol
haunting kink-friendly church friendly grandma
  12/19/25
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Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
marvelous insane sex offender area
  12/19/25
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dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Slimy site wagecucks
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Ocher galvanic fanboi
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
marvelous insane sex offender area
  12/21/25
You sound poor
contagious pit gay wizard
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Avocado Main People
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Filthy heady organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Passionate lime locale
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Filthy heady organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
green excitant macaca
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Filthy heady organic girlfriend
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
canary seedy selfie hairy legs
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
nudist kitty cat cruise ship
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Filthy heady organic girlfriend
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Stirring crackhouse
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Passionate lime locale
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Pontificating Henna Windowlicker
  12/20/25
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House-broken Kitty Station
  12/20/25
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canary seedy selfie hairy legs
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
sick violet stage death wish
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
maize useless meetinghouse voyeur
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
mind-boggling candlestick maker
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
mind-boggling candlestick maker
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
mind-boggling candlestick maker
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
cobalt brunch psychic
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Khaki provocative philosopher-king
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
cobalt brunch psychic
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Flushed clown
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
cobalt brunch psychic
  12/21/25
...
Flushed clown
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Yellow theater stage
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Bright underhanded address dragon
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Flushed clown
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Flushed clown
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
House-broken Kitty Station
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
hyperventilating black juggernaut set
  12/21/25
...
mahogany nubile market
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
supple roommate
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
impertinent smoky shrine bbw
  12/21/25
180 last note
Red forum really tough guy
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Khaki provocative philosopher-king
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Flushed clown
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
up-to-no-good corner doctorate
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Khaki provocative philosopher-king
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
180 coiffed athletic conference
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Stimulating Indigo Trust Fund
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
saffron glittery mediation
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
canary seedy selfie hairy legs
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
180 coiffed athletic conference
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Pontificating Henna Windowlicker
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
canary seedy selfie hairy legs
  12/23/25
cap gains
Slimy site wagecucks
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
canary seedy selfie hairy legs
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Pontificating Henna Windowlicker
  12/25/25
~$500k
Bright underhanded address dragon
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: vermilion arrogant karate gaming laptop

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: hilarious chad sound barrier

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: vermilion arrogant karate gaming laptop

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Yapping Brindle Indian Lodge



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: slate dashing theater



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: brilliant well-lubricated house pistol



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Bearded hideous piazza round eye



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: sick violet stage death wish



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling church building



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mahogany nubile market



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: saffron glittery mediation



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: contagious pit gay wizard



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Mint diverse abode

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Mint diverse abode

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: slate dashing theater



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: big liquid oxygen french chef

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good corner doctorate

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: big liquid oxygen french chef

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Balding rigpig den

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: big liquid oxygen french chef

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: odious onyx plaza toaster

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: odious onyx plaza toaster

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: odious onyx plaza toaster

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: irradiated hairless dilemma

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Gay irate toilet seat center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: slate dashing theater

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: obsidian jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Flushed clown

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: odious onyx plaza toaster

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Flushed clown

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Yellow theater stage

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Flushed clown

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: razzle flatulent sweet tailpipe

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: slate dashing theater

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Low-t university foreskin

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: slate dashing theater

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready rusted queen of the night

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Tripping azn

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: irradiated hairless dilemma

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: translucent school cafeteria

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: milky disgusting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Flushed clown

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Flushed clown

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: odious onyx plaza toaster

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: wine menage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: wine menage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Slimy site wagecucks

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: wine menage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Red forum really tough guy

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: slate dashing theater

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Red forum really tough guy

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Flushed clown

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Red forum really tough guy

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Flushed clown

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling church building

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Flushed clown

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: nudist kitty cat cruise ship

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: nudist kitty cat cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: nudist kitty cat cruise ship

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Red forum really tough guy

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: irradiated hairless dilemma

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: milky disgusting heaven

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: irradiated hairless dilemma

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Bearded hideous piazza round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: slate dashing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: nudist kitty cat cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Pontificating Henna Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: odious onyx plaza toaster

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: vermilion arrogant karate gaming laptop

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine nursing home faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready rusted queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Flesh erotic therapy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed embarrassed to the bone turdskin spot

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Yapping Brindle Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Avocado Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: saffron glittery mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz old irish cottage nowag

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Frisky vibrant volcanic crater

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Silver Ticket Booth Elastic Band

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: brilliant well-lubricated house pistol

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: lavender sneaky criminal roast beef

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like state idea he suggested

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: ivory twinkling uncleanness skinny woman

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: maize useless meetinghouse voyeur

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: green excitant macaca

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: geriatric locus corn cake

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: green excitant macaca

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: contagious pit gay wizard

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: geriatric locus corn cake

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: geriatric locus corn cake

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Trip Dingle Berry Senate

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter casino

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Pea-brained Sanctuary

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: cracking coral orchestra pit

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: brilliant well-lubricated house pistol

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: cracking coral orchestra pit

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bearded hideous piazza round eye

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: bistre beta hospital factory reset button

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: obsidian jewess

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: curious chapel newt

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Low-t university foreskin

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Chocolate offensive dysfunction goyim

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pontificating Henna Windowlicker

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Chocolate offensive dysfunction goyim

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Chocolate offensive dysfunction goyim

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: haunting kink-friendly church friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Lake Location Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: marvelous insane sex offender area

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: dun deranged step-uncle's house place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Slimy site wagecucks

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Ocher galvanic fanboi

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: marvelous insane sex offender area

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: contagious pit gay wizard

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Avocado Main People

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Filthy heady organic girlfriend

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Passionate lime locale

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Filthy heady organic girlfriend

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: green excitant macaca

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Filthy heady organic girlfriend

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: nudist kitty cat cruise ship

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Filthy heady organic girlfriend

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Passionate lime locale

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Pontificating Henna Windowlicker

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: sick violet stage death wish

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: maize useless meetinghouse voyeur

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling candlestick maker

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling candlestick maker

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling candlestick maker

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: cobalt brunch psychic

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Khaki provocative philosopher-king

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: cobalt brunch psychic

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Flushed clown

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: cobalt brunch psychic

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Flushed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Yellow theater stage

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Bright underhanded address dragon

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Flushed clown

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Flushed clown

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: House-broken Kitty Station

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: hyperventilating black juggernaut set

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mahogany nubile market



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: supple roommate

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: impertinent smoky shrine bbw

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Red forum really tough guy

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Khaki provocative philosopher-king

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Flushed clown

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Bespoke charcoal dopamine lay

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good corner doctorate

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Khaki provocative philosopher-king

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: 180 coiffed athletic conference

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Indigo Trust Fund

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: saffron glittery mediation

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Rehab Personal Credit Line

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: 180 coiffed athletic conference

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Henna Windowlicker

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Slimy site wagecucks

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: canary seedy selfie hairy legs

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Pontificating Henna Windowlicker

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Bright underhanded address dragon

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538879)