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It’s getting harder and harder to get up out of bed each morning

Getting up out of bed is a real challenge. I basically have ...
Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center
  01/17/26
Poop your pants like a man
Slimy vengeful rigpig wagecucks
  01/17/26
oh look! OP is a morbidly obese, spiritually bankrupt, shitl...
Mentally impaired fuchsia school cafeteria
  01/17/26
It's like a clickbait YouTube thumbnail: "Living in my ...
Umber menage multi-billionaire
  01/17/26
Time to have your wife install some grab bars
Impressive Cerise Goal In Life
  01/17/26
From the looks of it she is doing a fine job of installing a...
Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center
  01/17/26
What do you mean?
Impressive Cerise Goal In Life
  01/17/26
Guessing he means "love handles"
flatulent indirect expression
  01/17/26
Get on Ozempic and Vyvanse so you can lose weight instead of...
Big Philosopher-king Headpube
  01/17/26
It's all flame, man. His actual illness is merely the compul...
Slimy vengeful rigpig wagecucks
  01/17/26
That is not true at all, I am genuinely concerned about my h...
Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center
  01/17/26
These are questions for a doctor and perhaps a therapist and...
Big Philosopher-king Headpube
  01/17/26
We have Juris Doctors now if you’ll sit your little co...
Impressive Cerise Goal In Life
  01/17/26
The fat man does not listen to us; he merely dumps his emoti...
Big Philosopher-king Headpube
  01/17/26
You threatened to kick your fucking son in the face. You alr...
flatulent indirect expression
  01/17/26
I've been on DAT ZEPBOUND TIP for a bit now. It's worth it.
frozen shivering quadroon
  01/17/26
Remember when you and disco were supposed to have a weight l...
flatulent indirect expression
  01/17/26
I won that weight loss contest. I dropped 50 pounds first. C...
Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center
  01/17/26
Oh? Then explain the present skinny(ier) TSINAH and engorgi...
flatulent indirect expression
  01/17/26
I posted a pic below.
Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center
  01/17/26
It's all flame. Nobody who actually weighs 350lbs in his ear...
Slimy vengeful rigpig wagecucks
  01/17/26
Some of us who do not wish him the best are not sociopaths. ...
flatulent indirect expression
  01/17/26
Thanks, I'll update my spreadsheet and inform rach.
Big Philosopher-king Headpube
  01/17/26
Just realized how surprising it is that the schtick era didn...
flatulent indirect expression
  01/17/26
...
crusty bull headed principal's office
  01/17/26
Get up and go oil your gate. How can you fix Yourself if you...
stimulating personal credit line
  01/17/26
He's got a fractured personality, and the one he unleashes o...
flatulent indirect expression
  01/17/26
big if true
stimulating personal credit line
  01/17/26
This is what we are currently working with. It’s exhau...
Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center
  01/17/26
You've been poasting about this for years without any real p...
Big Philosopher-king Headpube
  01/17/26
This was 2.5 years ago. As you can see, I did lose weight, b...
Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center
  01/17/26
This is just more evidence that you need to see a medical pr...
Big Philosopher-king Headpube
  01/17/26
Prestigious belly
Impressive Cerise Goal In Life
  01/17/26
Disco Buddha
Sick hell
  01/17/26
implausible proportions
puce alcoholic temple
  01/17/26


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Date: January 17th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center

Getting up out of bed is a real challenge. I basically have to roll over on my belly because I can’t just get up from lying on my back. Getting down on and off the toilet bowl is also a challenge—I can hear my knees groan like the rusted old hinge on the back gate that hasn’t been oiled in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596032)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Slimy vengeful rigpig wagecucks

Poop your pants like a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596034)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Mentally impaired fuchsia school cafeteria

oh look! OP is a morbidly obese, spiritually bankrupt, shitlib faggot! nothing is his own fault! oh, woe is him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596035)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Umber menage multi-billionaire

It's like a clickbait YouTube thumbnail: "Living in my bed until I summit Teewinot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596113)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Impressive Cerise Goal In Life

Time to have your wife install some grab bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596114)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center

From the looks of it she is doing a fine job of installing a couple of those herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596138)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Impressive Cerise Goal In Life

What do you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596150)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression

Guessing he means "love handles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596174)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Headpube

Get on Ozempic and Vyvanse so you can lose weight instead of dumping your emotions onto a dead web 1.0 law school forum full of mentally ill lawyers, many of which are sociopathic and do not wish you the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596144)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Slimy vengeful rigpig wagecucks

It's all flame, man. His actual illness is merely the compulsive need for attention on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596155)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center

That is not true at all, I am genuinely concerned about my health. I am also concerned about taking vyvanse. I don't think that that stuff is good for you. The weight loss drugs, I mean, you can just not eat and get the same effect right? Why do you need a drug to help you with that?

This is a serious question because I think if I go on the vyvanse, well I'll get all cracked out like people do on those things. Can lead to psychosis. On the wegovy or whatever, I think it'd just be a waste because it's not like my problem is eating too much and being healthy. My problem is compulsively eating, even when I'm not hungry, to deal with the stress. How is some drug going to change that fact? I don't eat for fun. I don't eat to feel satiated. I eat to hurt myself. I'd still do that with or without a weight loss jab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596159)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Headpube

These are questions for a doctor and perhaps a therapist and not a group of mentally ill lawyers, many of which are sociopathic, as I just mentioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596168)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Impressive Cerise Goal In Life

We have Juris Doctors now if you’ll sit your little code monkey ass down and let me address the fat man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596171)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Headpube

The fat man does not listen to us; he merely dumps his emotions here and rejects any constructive suggestions from the few well-meaning Juris Doctors here. This is something that needs to be handled by medical professionals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596176)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression

You threatened to kick your fucking son in the face. You already have psychosis you stupid bitch. You have nothing left to lose. Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596180)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: frozen shivering quadroon

I've been on DAT ZEPBOUND TIP for a bit now. It's worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596187)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression

Remember when you and disco were supposed to have a weight loss competition? Yet another aspect of life in which he failed to even leave the starting gate--or roll out of bed, as it were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596190)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center

I won that weight loss contest. I dropped 50 pounds first. CSLG gave me $1,000, which I used to put money into my kids' 529 plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596211)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression

Oh? Then explain the present skinny(ier) TSINAH and engorging puffball disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596215)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center

I posted a pic below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596219)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Slimy vengeful rigpig wagecucks

It's all flame. Nobody who actually weighs 350lbs in his early 40s with 4 kids would bat an eye at going on a weight loss drug. He's been typing the same stuff for years at this point, anybody who is actually in his scenario would be scared shitless of dropping dead from a heart attack and have started the drugs years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596193)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression

Some of us who do not wish him the best are not sociopaths. For the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596178)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Headpube

Thanks, I'll update my spreadsheet and inform rach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596181)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression

Just realized how surprising it is that the schtick era didn't have anyone typing FOR THE RECORD constantly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596189)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: crusty bull headed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596406)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: stimulating personal credit line

Get up and go oil your gate. How can you fix Yourself if you cant take care of small easy things like that first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596179)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression

He's got a fractured personality, and the one he unleashes on the undeserving souls of xo blithely hides from the fact that he is a total black-hearted psychopath whose joy in life comes from inflicting himself on others. His family might really throw a party if he kicks off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596185)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: stimulating personal credit line

big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596194)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center

This is what we are currently working with. It’s exhausting and it feels like I’ll never get back to normal.

https://imgur.com/a/wn8NUSk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596217)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Headpube

You've been poasting about this for years without any real progress. It's time to talk to a doctor and perhaps a therapist. Clearly xo isn't helping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596222)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Spruce Cuckoldry Center

This was 2.5 years ago. As you can see, I did lose weight, but without food the insane stress manifested as out of control hives and I went back to overeating:

https://imgur.com/a/ESYRRjW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596234)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Headpube

This is just more evidence that you need to see a medical professional. Lawyers aren't doctors or therapists. If you're breaking out in hives, you clearly need to see a doctor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596255)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Impressive Cerise Goal In Life

Prestigious belly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49596400)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Sick hell

Disco Buddha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49597466)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: puce alcoholic temple

implausible proportions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2),#49597401)