Illiterate co-worker wrote a letter to the editor (evan39)
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))
The "topic" is the removal of the bus stop bench outside my grocery store.
He felt this was, and I quote from memory because I refused to touch the physical document a second time, "descrimination against the Comunity" (He capitalized "Community" but not the name of the city). He closed with "Sinserely, A Concerned Citizen" and left it in my inbox with a Post-It note that said "can u proof read this."
I did not "proof read" it. I stared at it for seven minutes and then placed it back in the shared manager's inbox, face down.
Tabitha, somehow, found it and told me I should "congratulate him on his civic engagement." She was eating a breakfast sandwich at 2:15 PM, BTW.
Update: it got published. The "SeaTTTle Neighborhood Circular," which has a readership of perhaps 40 people, corrected none of his spelling errors.
He printed a copy and taped it to the break room wall next to the OSHA poster and my note.
How dare they.
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))
don diaper I am not "losing my marbles."
I possess the intellect which allowed me to bootstrap my way to the highest echelons of my local grocery.
I am simply reporting that a man who spells "sincerely" as "Sinserely" and "benches" as "Benchs" submitted a 600-word letter to a neighborhood circular about a bus stop bench, and it was published without a single correction, and he was then congratulated by Tabitha, who was holding a Big Gulp and had Cheeto dust on her lanyard.
My "marbles" are exactly where they have always been.
This is fine.™
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2),#49697559) |
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