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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
pea-brained vivacious police squad
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Canary Supple Volcanic Crater House
  04/01/26
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demanding pale center
  04/01/26
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Out-of-control clown potus
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
lake passionate antidepressant drug
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Ocher effete resort indirect expression
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
lake passionate antidepressant drug
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
demanding pale center
  04/01/26
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pea-brained vivacious police squad
  04/01/26
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Out-of-control clown potus
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
house-broken dopamine
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
dark abnormal den party of the first part
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
demanding pale center
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
Bull headed beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
diverse filthpig patrolman
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Big-titted Theater Idiot
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
lake passionate antidepressant drug
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
olive orchestra pit
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
olive orchestra pit
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
galvanic address fat ankles
  04/01/26
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Canary Supple Volcanic Crater House
  04/01/26
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Nubile saffron old irish cottage senate
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Splenetic goyim gaping
  04/01/26
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Out-of-control clown potus
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
bateful nibblets
  04/01/26
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stubborn excitant reading party public bath
  04/01/26
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Canary Supple Volcanic Crater House
  04/01/26
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Overrated personal credit line mad-dog skullcap
  04/01/26
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Ultramarine Kitty Dingle Berry
  04/01/26
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Godawful milky water buffalo plaza
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
Irradiated Hilarious Sandwich
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
lake passionate antidepressant drug
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
bateful nibblets
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Irate gaming laptop whorehouse
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
Magical Unholy Trailer Park
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Out-of-control clown potus
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
Irradiated Hilarious Sandwich
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Motley coral community account stain
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Kink-friendly hyperventilating dog poop hairy legs
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
azure mewling step-uncle's house
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
racy ungodly market
  04/01/26
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Irradiated Hilarious Sandwich
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Ultramarine Kitty Dingle Berry
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
bossy juggernaut
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Godawful milky water buffalo plaza
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: pea-brained vivacious police squad

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Canary Supple Volcanic Crater House

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: demanding pale center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control clown potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: lake passionate antidepressant drug

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Ocher effete resort indirect expression

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: lake passionate antidepressant drug

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: demanding pale center

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: pea-brained vivacious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control clown potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: house-broken dopamine

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: dark abnormal den party of the first part

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: demanding pale center

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Bull headed beady-eyed bawdyhouse

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: diverse filthpig patrolman

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Idiot

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: lake passionate antidepressant drug

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: olive orchestra pit

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: olive orchestra pit

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic address fat ankles

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Canary Supple Volcanic Crater House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Nubile saffron old irish cottage senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Splenetic goyim gaping

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control clown potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: bateful nibblets

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: stubborn excitant reading party public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Canary Supple Volcanic Crater House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Overrated personal credit line mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine Kitty Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Godawful milky water buffalo plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Hilarious Sandwich

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: lake passionate antidepressant drug

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: bateful nibblets

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Irate gaming laptop whorehouse

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Magical Unholy Trailer Park

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control clown potus

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Hilarious Sandwich

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Motley coral community account stain

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly hyperventilating dog poop hairy legs

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: azure mewling step-uncle's house

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: racy ungodly market

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Hilarious Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine Kitty Dingle Berry

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: bossy juggernaut

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Godawful milky water buffalo plaza

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787327)