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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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offensive lime immigrant area
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
bisexual depressive athletic conference
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
offensive lime immigrant area
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
bisexual depressive athletic conference
  05/01/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
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bull headed indian lodge ladyboy
  04/29/26
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offensive lime immigrant area
  04/29/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Rusted Galvanic Spot Wrinkle
  04/29/26
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overrated bawdyhouse legend
  04/29/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
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mind-boggling fear-inspiring home
  04/30/26
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rose gaped box office
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
rose gaped box office
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
overrated bawdyhouse legend
  05/02/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
offensive lime immigrant area
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Rusted Galvanic Spot Wrinkle
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
offensive lime immigrant area
  04/29/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  04/29/26
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cerise personal credit line
  04/29/26
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diverse state
  04/29/26
180!
overrated bawdyhouse legend
  04/29/26
hell yeah
bull headed indian lodge ladyboy
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
offensive lime immigrant area
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Azure stimulating hissy fit
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
offensive lime immigrant area
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
poppy death wish roast beef
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
offensive lime immigrant area
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
poppy death wish roast beef
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
offensive lime immigrant area
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Dashing Pit Cuckoldry
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
offensive lime immigrant area
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
poppy death wish roast beef
  05/01/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Dashing Pit Cuckoldry
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
poppy death wish roast beef
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
180
cerise personal credit line
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
bull headed indian lodge ladyboy
  05/01/26
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Shivering Church Volcanic Crater
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
purple house-broken school cafeteria
  04/30/26
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purple house-broken school cafeteria
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Cream private investor parlour
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
offensive lime immigrant area
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
poppy death wish roast beef
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
offensive lime immigrant area
  05/01/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
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poppy death wish roast beef
  05/01/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Know-it-all carnelian theater stage hominid
  05/01/26
Shalom.
big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
congrats!
rose gaped box office
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
cerise personal credit line
  05/01/26
180
big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
offensive lime immigrant area
  05/01/26
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big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Know-it-all carnelian theater stage hominid
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
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overrated bawdyhouse legend
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: bisexual depressive athletic conference

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: bisexual depressive athletic conference

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: bull headed indian lodge ladyboy



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Rusted Galvanic Spot Wrinkle

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: overrated bawdyhouse legend



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring home



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: rose gaped box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: rose gaped box office

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: overrated bawdyhouse legend

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Rusted Galvanic Spot Wrinkle

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: cerise personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: diverse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: overrated bawdyhouse legend

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: bull headed indian lodge ladyboy

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Azure stimulating hissy fit

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: poppy death wish roast beef

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: poppy death wish roast beef

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Dashing Pit Cuckoldry

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: poppy death wish roast beef

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Dashing Pit Cuckoldry

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: poppy death wish roast beef

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: cerise personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: bull headed indian lodge ladyboy

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Shivering Church Volcanic Crater



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: purple house-broken school cafeteria

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: purple house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Cream private investor parlour

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: poppy death wish roast beef

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: poppy death wish roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all carnelian theater stage hominid

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: rose gaped box office

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: cerise personal credit line

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: offensive lime immigrant area

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all carnelian theater stage hominid

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: big-titted pearl range twinkling uncleanness

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: overrated bawdyhouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860163)