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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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He screwed the pooch
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50114177)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: infuriating clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Twinkling fanboi

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: french brilliant wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Dark lay

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: excitant prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: slippery jew legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Silver hyperactive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: out-of-control address

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Crystalline apoplectic casino goal in life

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: excitant prole

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: poppy cruel-hearted messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: excitant prole

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: french brilliant wrinkle

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: excitant prole

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: twisted drab principal's office

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: soggy theater

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: cracking chrome quadroon native

man's BEST friend

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: out-of-control address

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: charismatic frum resort

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Crystalline apoplectic casino goal in life

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Twinkling fanboi

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: pale market filthpig



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Adventurous Ocher Cruise Ship Rigor

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: pale market filthpig



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Comical Brunch

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: french brilliant wrinkle

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Gay dashing lettuce giraffe

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Big Church Building

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: red range

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Big Church Building

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: red range

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: stubborn stimulating bbw fat ankles

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Big Church Building

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: high-end ratface

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Twinkling fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Ocher Cruise Ship Rigor

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: provocative honey-headed shrine cuckold

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: provocative honey-headed shrine cuckold

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: pale market filthpig

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: provocative honey-headed shrine cuckold

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly station mood

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: pale market filthpig

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Impressive concupiscible organic girlfriend

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: pearly fragrant alpha faggot firefighter

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: provocative honey-headed shrine cuckold

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Bronze tanning salon

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: mahogany house

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Cyan pungent water buffalo

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: out-of-control address

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: french brilliant wrinkle

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Motley Violet Legend

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Impressive concupiscible organic girlfriend

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: aromatic sanctuary pisswyrm

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: pale market filthpig

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Big Church Building

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored sooty national

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50068093)