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1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him t...
primrose concupiscible locus
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2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't p...
haunting internet-worthy hell hominid
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primrose concupiscible locus
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3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit po...
Fishy tantric state
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diverse slap-happy factory reset button brethren
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haunting internet-worthy hell hominid
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primrose concupiscible locus
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holy shit lmao 180
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primrose concupiscible locus
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Fishy tantric state
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5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...
haunting internet-worthy hell hominid
  06/27/26
6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on...
Fishy tantric state
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7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty ...
harsh cuck house
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8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thu...
haunting internet-worthy hell hominid
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primrose concupiscible locus
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''''''"'''""
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10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purcha...
holy shit lmao 180
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible locus

1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965718)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: haunting internet-worthy hell hominid

2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965721)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965757)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: Fishy tantric state

3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965735)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: diverse slap-happy factory reset button brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965739)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: haunting internet-worthy hell hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965740)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965758)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49986659)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Cowardly national

4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965742)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965759)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Fishy tantric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49967478)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: haunting internet-worthy hell hominid

5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965767)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Fishy tantric state

6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965775)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: harsh cuck house

7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49965781)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: haunting internet-worthy hell hominid

8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49966284)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible locus

9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49966374)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ''''''"'''""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49986656)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑)

10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2),#49986662)