Date: May 20th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: evan39
[Tune of "Like A Rolling Stone"]
Oh Nancy girl was mighty fine and drank her wine
After the House let out
Passed her bills and got some thrills
Still had lots to cry about
At forty-eight and all alone
No one calling on the phone
She knew what would get those views
On all the news
So she made the tape
Of a so-called rape
She was completely gaped
A gash her age
Right on the page
They couldn't close it fast enough
But she made the news
With all the shrews
Because she made the tape
Of a so-called rape
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728289&forum_id=2)#48949783)