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Partners Chanting at your Funeral ‘A partner has died; the firm lives.’

A large block of seats at the front of the sanctuary remaine...
Tan Vivacious Candlestick Maker Point
  03/28/19
i've seen this numerous times but still refuse to believe it...
soggy chapel brethren
  03/28/19
Seeing this excerpt on xo made me so intrigued that 5 or 6 y...
Bearded irradiated skinny woman
  03/28/19
what the fuck
coral rehab bbw
  03/28/19
what if a family is like no you can't do your stupid busines...
sooty regret market
  03/28/19
this has happened. the family members are instructed to leav...
soggy chapel brethren
  03/28/19
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
Galvanic Kitchen Water Buffalo
  03/28/19
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Richard Ames
  08/26/26
A POASTER HAS DIED THE BORT LIVES
Razzle Whorehouse Clown
  03/28/19
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Wilbur in the Godhead
  08/26/26


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Date: March 28th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Tan Vivacious Candlestick Maker Point

A large block of seats at the front of the sanctuary remained empty, enclosed by the velvet ropes. Then, as the organ swelled and the faint hush of whispered greetings among the mourners subsided, a procession entered from the rear. Marching two by two, uniformly clad in dark suits, ties, and white shirts, sixty partners of Cravath, Swaine & Moore marched slowly down the central aisle in a procession know as the Cravath walk — a tradition at the funeral of every Cravath partner. As they filled the front of the synagogue, their en-banc presence announced, as it had on so many occasions in the past, ‘A partner has died; the firm lives.’

“When the service was over,” wrote Stewart, “most Cravath partners appeared to be relieved that it had ended without further embarrassment to the firm.” Here’s why, wrote Stewart:

For the unspeakable facts were these: David Schwartz was murdered. He was killed in a sleazy Bronx motel. He was stabbed by a black eighteen-year-old male. He appears to have been leading a secret double life of clandestine and often dangerous sexual encounters. So far as can be determined, no one at Cravath and no one in his family had known.

At the time of his death, Schwartz was married with three children, all in their twenties. He owned a Park Avenue duplex, a home in Westport, Conn., and earned $2.5 million per year. “Still,” Stewart wrote, “wealth and status couldn’t disguise Schwartz’s personal problems, which were mounting.” According to Stewart, Schwartz had relationship problems with his son and had a variety of physical ailments. But, wrote Stewart,

Nothing that Schwartz did was more repugnant to others than a habit he developed that nearly everyone who knew him well mentions sooner or later. Schwartz would often take a paper clip, unwind it, and repeatedly jab a sharp end of the clip into his ear. He might do this at any time and on any occasion — while on the telephone, while meeting with other lawyers, even with clients. Some Cravath lawyers say they all but begged him to stop, but he brushed their concerns aside, saying the paper clips were harmless and he’d be careful. One day when [Cravath lawyers] were in Schwartz’s office, Schwartz became agitated as he discussed a pending negotiation. As he talked, he jabbed with increasing ferocity. Inevitably, the paper clip pierced his ear, drawing blood which ran down his neck and stained his shirt.

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Date: March 28th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: soggy chapel brethren

i've seen this numerous times but still refuse to believe it is real

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Date: March 28th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: Bearded irradiated skinny woman

Seeing this excerpt on xo made me so intrigued that 5 or 6 years ago I bought the full article from the New Yorker archive. It was a pretty sad story, the guy was a huge striver who grew up poor and had no identity outside of being a Cravath partner. The one other anecdote that sticks in my mind is that he had a saying about how being a Cravath partner was like a being a leopard because you can never lose your "spots." LOL at this profession.

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Date: March 28th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: coral rehab bbw

what the fuck

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Date: March 28th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: sooty regret market

what if a family is like no you can't do your stupid business traditions here

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Date: March 28th, 2019 3:11 PM
Author: soggy chapel brethren

this has happened. the family members are instructed to leave the funeral.

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Date: March 28th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitchen Water Buffalo

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Richard Ames



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Date: March 28th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Razzle Whorehouse Clown

A POASTER HAS DIED

THE BORT LIVES

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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)



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