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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:07 PM Author: Bossy Shivering Ape Institution MAGAS not gonna like this at all
https://x.com/accountablegop/status/1947331579426001369?s=46
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:08 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth no "magas" know who the fuck this loser is you internet addicted dork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119314) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
1. Somewhat CR, especially for older MAGA types
2. A big chunk of MAGA is actively pissed at Drumpfth for backtracking on the Epstein files and if they saw this video they'd probably be like "Yeah pretty much," hell Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Matt Walsh have been absolutely raking him over the coals for the last week and they collectively have like 15 million YT followers or something
3. It's almost like retarded shitlib kikes truly have no idea what "MAGA" is all about and have probably never actually spent more than 5 minutes talking to a single IRL "MAGA" guy in their entire kiked-our lives (but that's OK because they've read a TON of accurate and hard-hitting NYT / Atlantic reporting on this subject for the last decade, so they're basically the REAL experts here, trust me they know these things haha yeah haha) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:38 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete 100% cr
MAGA type here. Think Shane is right and he said it brilliantly and in a hilarious way. Love Trump but he cannot cuck on Epstein. We will never give up on outing the pedo Jew cabal. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
Retarded kikes truly think Trump unilaterally calls the shots and don't understand that he's largely a product and a figurehead of grassroots MAGA, not some sort of top-down infallible emperor vis-a-vis the base.
I guess they missed it when he smugly kicked off his 2024 primary campaign by bragging to a bunch of stadiums filled with his supporters that he was responsible for "the Big Beautiful COVID Vaccine which is one of the greatest achievements in human history"... and got met with stony silence punctuated with boos each time he did it, before he finally read the room and "decided" to go ahead and drop that talking point forever. Good call, Blondalf.
It's almost like these "MAGA experts" are in fact merely self-impressed ignorant retards who don't actually have a good pulse on American politics, which is why they have continually underestimated an "Orange Retard" for the last 10 years and gotten blown out over and over again as a result. Almost! |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:46 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete It's like somebody talking about a book they never read or a movie they never watched. All shitlibs would have to do to understand MAGA is pay attention and follow along. There's a predictable rhythm to it at this point. As events unfold in the world there are different hot takes and responses. And MAGA coalesces around opinions that simply put American middle class families at the center and say, what's best for this group? What's best for regular people? Is it the Mossad Zionist pedophile cabal raping trailer trash white girls from West Palm Beach? Is that America First? Not really? Huh. No kiddin.
This isn't rocket science but the Pulitzer prize wining journos still think it's mysterious and want to interview Theo Von to see if there's some secret sauce to being a regular person. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:49 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
"In order to start winning again, we just need to find ourselves a liberal Joe Rogan!"
lol yeah, what's crazy about that is you guys actually had one not too long ago... and his name was even "Joe Rogan". Wow, what are the odds!
BTW, the reason you don't have that one anymore is exactly the same reason why you won't be able to just go out and find another one... idk, maybe you brilliant Jewish polisci geniuses need to pay some faggy egghead consultants wearing skinny suits $20 million to sit you down and ELI5 that ackkkkkshually, the best social science polling data suggests that straight men of all races DON'T like getting smugly lectured on the morality of tranny bathrooms by a bunch of shrill middle-aged ugly barren shrews? |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:56 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119416) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:07 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119663) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:53 PM Author: Cracking ultramarine messiness orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49120498) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:42 AM Author: Bipolar out-of-control center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49134118) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole they arent interested in understanding. this is a surrogate activity for them and it fulfills their need for engaging in two minutes (re: 10 years and counting) of hate.
if it was about policy and the direction of the country they wouldn't be so focused on individuals and parties. all these fags that hammered "in this house no one is illegal!" signs cheered when kamala decided to camapign as the REAL pro-border candidate.
they could easily go out and talk to people. hell, they could even just consider how this thread didnt go as predicted and perhaps that means their conception is wrong. but they're not interested in BEING right, which requires accepting that they may be wrong sometimes, its about FEELING right, which requires taking zero Ls. which is why they are to intractable. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:10 PM Author: mint circlehead dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119667) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:33 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete It's this plus as we discussed countless times last year during the campaign, libs indomitable will to win. They gain nothing from why. It's all about how. It's all about Blue Donkey Team and how do we keep em coming back in perpetuity.
Same thing happened in 2016 when Hillary lost a bunch of 2012 Obama voters, mostly young men. They didn't go why, they went how do we retake the White House. It's just a game and you win and pay back all the people who got you there.
Trump could not have happened without a big shift in the why, not the how, which is why he remains an enigma to these people. They're just now trying to give him credit without giving him credit just to restore their credibility.
Playing against libs is like a game theory where you're always playing against the most amoral sociopathic opponent who is guaranteed to behave as badly as possible in every round.
To tie this all together, this is the exact same reason cons hate Epstein, same reason they hated Hillary Clinton. Trump clued us all in collectively on the corruption and the two-tiered system. We hate Epstein for the same reason we hate Dems. The always-on amoral self-serving mode they run on. Being against the deep state will unite MAGA against absolutely anything. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:03 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole the libs gleeful reaction to dobbs was a turning point for me.
they were thrilled about the GOP "own goal." not just obeezy types, but MSM talking heads to. they won't do anything unless it's costless.
and the glee reflected a complete lack of care for the women they were supposedly advocating for. they don't really care about policy outside of which has the best optics to blugeon their opponents with. its like how everytime theres a mass shooting they are smiling ear to ear, unless it turns out to be a lib, then its a complete nothingburger. if some militant neonazi group started lynching nigs theyd be over the moon.
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:16 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete Libs are always looking out for the next perfect victim. Which one how you get UVA fabrication. Libs write this pure fantasy stuff. I'll be interested to see what happens in the WSJ lawsuit. You'd think they wouldn't publish something without evidence. But reading through Trump's alleged note to Epstein it has all the hallmarks of lib fiction. It's so on the nose my gut says it's fabricated. 180 though if Trump and Epstein really did share a secret that would turn into an enigma that would capture the public consciousness. What are the odds of that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119790) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:52 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole don't hold your breath. unless it was fabricated and obviously so it ain't going anywhere. only trump will ever know for sure if its real, but cmon it probably is. trump was going on howard stern saying allnkinds of wild stuff at the time. drawing a cartoon for his pals birthday is a big "so what?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119842) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:57 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete Believe it or not I can totally believe he made the cartoon. That seems real. What I don't believe is the lewd poem about secrets and enigmas. Doesn't sound like him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119860) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:21 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole i don't think it matters but considering trump was associated knew epstein and is pretty open about his philandering i don't see why people doubt it so strongly. only trump will ever know for sure so the debate also seems like a huge waste of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49120002) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:01 PM Author: multi-colored university You're saying you think that ridiculous letter is real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119867) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:49 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete The letter is preposterous and an obvious hoax. Idk about the lewd cartoon. Why didn't WSJ just publish it outright? Seems goofy they didn't get any scans of this thing? Doesn't make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119948) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:16 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole yeah call me crazy but i think the serial cheater who fucked stormy daniels may have drew a picture of a naked lady.
why are you so sure he didn't? |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:17 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete Why didn't WSJ just take a picture of it? This is a literal case of pics or it didn't happen. We'd expect nyuug to do the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119994) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 3:42 AM Author: Bipolar out-of-control center cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49134119) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:51 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole shitlibs are incapable of understanding that not everyone is a dyed in the wool partisan who will back their leaders 100% of the time.
i credit gillis tremendously with making it ok to be an ordinary white dude which usually means being pretty conservative and edgy. part of the reason is because he's likable and not a bitter partisan. he obviously supported trump heavily but didn't act like he was an infallible god emperor. this attitude used to be considered normal and it was seen as odd to venerate politicans with diety like reverence.
you're the borts preeminent antisemite yet unhinged shitlibs still its a massive pwn to point out every instance trump dickriding israel. and likewise ive seen a lot of people defend trump when he does a 180. its mindblowing how many people here are complete black and white thinkers. you would think the type of person that gets some value out of a text based law bort would have an iq capable of nuanced thinking. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:57 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119421) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:58 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119425) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Bossy Shivering Ape Institution lol yeah sorry nobody actually believes this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119448) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:07 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
Literally everyone ITT who isn't a retarded Jewish shitlib believes it, actually. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:14 PM Author: supple double fault please, xo ran all the reasonable libs off years ago when you all sat around and watched MPCtards take over our discourse because they were (at the time) on the same team. there's a reason the only "libs" left are spammers and myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119471) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:21 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole hey ive always been a gay thoughtful moderate con, don't put the mpc shit on me ive sperged at them more than anyone. ive frequently lamented the loss of our intelligent libs, and i have to suffer the consequence of consuela following me around endlessly attacking me for "defending epah" and shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119488) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth to be fair, you're talking about "YT followers" and then saying how other ppl "have no idea what "MAGA" is all about"
possible you don't either? |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:57 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
Did you think this retort was smart and incisive?
Would you perhaps describe it as "devastating," even? |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:00 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete I didn't even understand what this pumo wrote and I read it 5 times before giving up. Don't remember a word. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119430) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:06 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole i think he's attempting a no true scotsman by saying "yeah ok so maybe all the MAGATARDS that showed up to this thread will criticize trump, but theyre not REAL MAGATARDS!"
as tbf pointed out this pumo likely has never met a trumpmo irl and his conception of them is based on msnbc, and hes so certain of his position that even when three autistic poasters who have collectively wrote several million words in screeds supporting MAGA show up simutanously to say "shanes right", he still cannot fathom any MAGA person doing it. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:08 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth you have a unique talent in generating unreadable word salad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119454) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:19 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole oh ok. well why not just explain what you meant instead of resorting to adhoms? surely this isn't because i accurately explained what you were saying and you're so gaped you've given up being responsive haha right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119487) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth I did above and with far fewer words than you would have barfed out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119494) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:27 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole this?
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&mc=44&forum_id=2#49119447
you mean exactly what i accused you of? doing "no true maga" fallacies even though three prominent maga types immediately showed up to say "gillis is right?" |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:29 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth xoxohth.com is blocked by websense you unemployed loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119514) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:32 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole idk what the relevance of that is but it may suprise you to hear that many of us wfh and can afford personal phones to poast from the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119524) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth I wfh and sometimes copypaste the links over to autoadmit if it's worth the effort or use my phone. in your case it is not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119530) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:09 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete My credentials here are that twins tp once called me A Good Paleocon in a ratings thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119460) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:43 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete Thought this would open more doors than it ultimately did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49120492) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth it may come to a shock to you very online reddit types but most actual maga ppl don't follow anyone on "YT" and have zero clue who the fuck "shane gillis" is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119447) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:08 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
Yeah, true, most MAGA Boomers have never heard of this weird "YouTube" internet stuff, fair point. It's not like FUCKING PIERS MORGAN now runs his own YT channel with millions of followers in 2025.
*blank stare* |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth they watch cable news. no one is watching youtube nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119458) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:09 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
Thanks for explaining all of this stuff to us ITT, Ari. I think we all really learned a lot! |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth they also dislike muslims more than jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119464) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:11 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete (Kamala's election team)
These alternate formats, they just don't matter, see! |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth you internet people really are a fascinating bunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119473) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:16 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete (Guy unironically poasting on a defunct Web 1.0 chat blog for middle aged lawyers centered on obscure homoerotic inside jokes from 20 years ago accusing somebody else of being terminally online) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119479) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth this shithole is the extent of my online presence. without xo I wouldn't know much of anything about you internet types (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119489) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:25 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete You may as well finish the job and not come back. Bye, Felicia! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119501) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:28 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth Hey that's a reference from Friday the movie with those pothead nigs shooting each other over $200! See I am super Hip just like you internet people! pls retweet! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119511) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:08 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete Hello fellow goyim!
Boy, at my MAGA rally things really are different here! |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:16 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole lmfao at this kike sophistry
(poasts gillis clips) "u mad magatards?"
(gets btfo) "lol i don't even know who gillis is redditors" |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:22 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
"Lol @ ur obsession with weird internet shit, fyi real normies watch legacy media you dumb online freaks"
*flips on cable news to watch all of the middle-aged talking heads with shrinking salaries bemoan the fact that legacy media is dying and basically everyone is constantly online now* |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:24 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole ok redditor. who has ever even heard of "to be fair"? you're just some faggy reddit interloper. quit pretending you've been on xoxo for 20 years delivering screeds that would get you permabanned from reddit in seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119496) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth link to me poasting "shane gillis" clips? vast majority of people have jobs and families and lives and have no idea who some dipshit comedian is particularly because libs and jews banned comedy 10+ years ago during Obama's second term (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119503) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:27 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete This shtick gets weirder and weirder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119507) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole i assumed you were op. mea culpa pumo. although one wonders why someone who doesn't know gillis would click on this thread and participate in it if he has no idea who he is.
congrats on being such a shut-in that you don't know who the biggest name in comedy is. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:32 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth you implicitly just accused me of being a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and possibly a nullo. i will cut you irl if we cross paths.
libs banned comedy years ago and I have an irl. it's the actual shut ins who know/care about these fags. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole you should listen to gillis. he resurrected comedy. look up his espys monologue. libs dont have the stanglehold on things like they used to. its morning in america. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119576) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Boyish disgusting ticket booth nah fuck that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119654) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole what do you do for fun besides being a curmudgeonly pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119692) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Cracking ultramarine messiness orchestra pit I think the problem Trump has isn't just the Epstein files themselves, it is the optics of this on top of his embrace of blatant neocon and Israel-first foreign policy and telling Tucker Carlson and everyone else who made him a real political force to go fuck themselves so that he could then do the opposite of what he promised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119579) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:45 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete Ding ding ding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119588) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:57 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole what did he do differently than he promised? he was always an israel first guy. he was israel first in his first term and wouldn't stfu about israel during his campaign.
the problem is that tucker and co cannot accept that he was the best of the available choices despite not aligning with them completely and instead just imagined he believed things he repeatedly denied. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 10:25 PM Author: Cracking ultramarine messiness orchestra pit He went from "America first" and pulling the US out of middle eastern wars to being best friends with Lindsay Graham and bombing Iran and saying the same shit about Ukraine that Biden did. The whole Epstein cover up is because it is blatantly obvious that he had connections to Mossad and was running a blackmail op on their behalf.
Tucker and Co are absolutely correct to call him out on his bullshit. Of course, because he has the emotional maturity of a 9 year old rather than listen and try to explain why deviating from his original position made sense, instead he made enemies out of them.
He may have been "the best option" but I'm not hesitant to point out that he isn't a great option at this point and isn't delivering the change he actually promised. Worse, I'm concerned that his bullshit is going to sink MAGA as an ideology ("they're the same neocon bullshit as everyone else"). I also suspect that his deportations will fall far short of expectations. |
Date: July 21st, 2025 3:58 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole he's right. except i think trump knew about the contents before since he was a former potus w/ plenty of connections in the doj and knew epstein and his associates.
trump is a spiritually Scumbag and thus lacks the capacity for second order thinking. campaigning on epstein was advantageous at the time and that's all he thought about. its not like this is the first time trump has said and promised stuff with no plan to make good on it.
his reaction to all this seems genuine. "are you people still talking about this?" epstein is no longer important to him so he's bewildered it's important to anyone else. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:01 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
I could buy this as being part of what's going on here. Trump is a Peak Boomer in all ways (both good and bad) and his insane solipsistic narcissism is just part and parcel of that archetypal existence.
"Hey Dad, how are you? Look, I called because I'm struggling here and I could really use some professional advi--"
"MIKEY HEY YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT THE TV REMOTE ISN'T WORKING AND I'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH COMCAST FOR AN HOUR, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?! I ALREADY CHECKED AND IT'S NOT THE BATTERY, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I PAY FOR CABLE EVERY MONTH? I MEAN THAT IS WHAT IT IS AND 'YA CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YA,' HAHA... BUT ISN'T THIS WAIT TIME NUTS?! I TELL YA, THESE PEOPLE!!" |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:03 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete Lmao 180 at the similarities of our respective poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119437) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:03 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
(Guy who gets it) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:13 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole coincidentally gillis just capped off his espys monologue with a trump anecdote completely in line with this.
history is a sequence of jock firebrand radicals who are impulsive and the nerds who do the work. vanceian nerds like me would have sucked thielcock for life because we're reasonable, measured and extremely gay+retarded. sometimes an orange retard needs to come along an torch the cuckservatives. but make no mistake: he is an orange retard. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:14 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete ARE orange retard imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119472) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:22 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119495) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:41 PM Author: Cracking ultramarine messiness orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119563) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:02 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete He's an 85 year old Ur Boomer whose entire personality is life peaked in the 80s and gold is the best color. In conclusion, I agree. But also we're sitting here analyzing the thought process of a 90 year old man who thinks Johnny Carson is still the king of late night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119435) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:33 PM Author: mint circlehead dingle berry all cr but trump never actually "campaigned on releasing the epstein files." this is something that got made up in the public consciousness but never actually happened
trump never campaigned on epstein release nor talked about it at all. he said "uh, yeah, sure, i guess we could do that" a couple times when asked in interviews if he'd release "the epstein files" if president. that's it
as usual, nobody who pretends to FERVENTLY CARE about this topic actually knows anything about it |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:35 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
JD Vance -- aka Trump's bitch boi proxy in 2024 -- repeatedly made affirmative public statements stressing how important it was that all of the Epstein files get released, etc, including famously on Theo Von's podcast.
Do you think he did that without Trump's knowledge and prior approval? |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:38 PM Author: mint circlehead dingle berry yeah, it was vance and others who talked about epstein. they did legitimately bring it up a few times unprompted
i mentioned this to support gunnerattt's point that trump doesn't really know or care about the epstein stuff and legitimately doesn't think it's important or noteworthy, and was/is genuinely surprised at the public outcry about it. i completely agree with that assessment |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:40 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness To be fair,
Could be true, but the fact that JD Vance did that means (to me) that at a bare minimum, at some point he was like "Hey Donald our base really cares about this Epstein stuff a lot and I'm going to throw them some red meat on it and promise to release it, OK?" and Trump was like "Yeah yeah sure kid that sounds great" possibly while not paying attention.
Trump knew or should have known that this was a big issue for his base and it wasn't going to go away with the wave of a hand when the time came. Promises were made to the public by HIS people who unquestionably got HIS prior approval to make them -- so if he's now shocked by the blowback of squelching on those promises, that's 100% on him. Sorry, Boomer. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:00 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole "should have" been clearly didn't. there's neen a few times recently vance has said something and trump does the complete opposite and he has to backtrack. iran bombing for instance.
i think the truth is that trump is gonna trump. he "owns" what vance said on the campaign trail, but i dont think he was ever aware. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:32 PM Author: stirring fuchsia knife People are mocking OP but I was just at the John Deere dealer and everyone was talking about this video. In the short time i was there I saw a couple MAGA hats get thrown in the trash. Think he is finally done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:33 PM Author: mint circlehead dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119526) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:34 PM Author: slate magical step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119531) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:36 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119537) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:37 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119544) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:34 PM Author: House-broken Cerise Forum Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119710) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:22 AM Author: Bipolar out-of-control center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49134131) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:02 PM Author: Bossy Shivering Ape Institution wow this low effort trolling thread really set cons off. definitely did not expect that! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119649) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:08 PM Author: maize bull headed community account fat ankles “What shitlibs don’t understand is Trump told us not to care so now I don’t care anymore”
*farts cum* |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:10 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole i think trump should release the epstein files and regardless i think its a huge political own goal for the trump admin not to.
there now im sure this jewish pumo will never again accuse maga types as being trump partisans haha |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:18 PM Author: twinkling factory reset button address somebody poast this in the “60 shots, 1 absurdly disproportionate massive overkill” thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119681) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:33 PM Author: sexy yapping keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:33 PM Author: sadistic people who are hurt casino I thought this was about his ESPY monologue and jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119808) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:37 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole me too. libs are being sneaky about their TDS lately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119820) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:38 PM Author: sadistic people who are hurt casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119920) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:50 PM Author: multi-colored university Am I supposed to care about this or think Trump is done here because of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119840) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:53 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole walls. closing. in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119843) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:58 PM Author: floppy water buffalo immigrant who (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49119866) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Stimulating Brindle Senate Selfie This thread is fucking stupid as others have pointed out, but I'd like to point out how incredibly dumb and annoying the OP's thinking is that Gillis is going to get "cancelled" by the right for making a joke about the truth.
Anyone with a sense of humor appreciates when a comedian finds humor in these situations. The reverse uno card is a great line.
Real comedy is back - and its not the fake "comedy" where the left cancelled everyone for saying anything remotely funny or controversial. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Appetizing legend abode Shane has also shit on Trump since the very beginning. He loves him like every bro loves his dawg, but also recognizes his dawg’s a big dumb retard who shouldn’t be leading the free world in any sane universe. This is nothing new.
Also all the retards on Twitter telling the guy on the left to shut up are obviously not fans in the first place or they would hold their tongues when they speak of the shaman.
In conclusion, manufactured impotent outrage. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:51 PM Author: deranged narrow-minded prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49120496) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:26 PM Author: House-broken Cerise Forum Gay Wizard Only career that's ended is op's poasting career (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49120458) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Bossy Shivering Ape Institution lmao
https://x.com/magacult2/status/1948259279678398639?s=46 |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:51 AM Author: thriller coldplay fan shae girris (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753039&forum_id=2)#49134053) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:53 AM Author: glittery navy regret son of senegal nah, we agree. trump should release the info.
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