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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Idiotic garrison newt
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
useless cruise ship toilet seat
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Swashbuckling Poppy Black Woman Forum
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
sexy curious office mexican
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
federal cerise clown ladyboy
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Hilarious gas station
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Low-t nofapping dysfunction prole
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Appetizing lime tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Racy Shaky Legal Warrant
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Peach Lodge
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Cyan house cuckoldry
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
sable shivering state
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
fragrant ruby sandwich keepsake machete
  06/30/25
cr
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Appetizing lime tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Slimy field
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Cyan house cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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Charismatic School
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Peach Lodge
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
fragrant ruby sandwich keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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copper unhinged chad
  07/01/25
*bussy
exhilarant whorehouse depressive
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Magical persian
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Ruddy Resort
  06/30/25
fuck
Peach Lodge
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Magical persian
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Idiotic garrison newt
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Peach Lodge
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Slimy field
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
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Adulterous market scourge upon the earth
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Nudist Dog Poop
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Laughsome garnet immigrant
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Hyperactive property
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Laughsome garnet immigrant
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Charismatic School
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Laughsome garnet immigrant
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Emerald milk lay
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Beta Drunken Pistol Hall
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Self-absorbed yellow chapel philosopher-king
  06/30/25
tcr
Charismatic School
  07/01/25
just jump
bronze parlour party of the first part
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
...
Diverse bbw turdskin
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Razzle disrespectful dragon
  06/30/25
wow
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
well-lubricated theater stage headpube
  06/30/25
JFC man
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Low-t nofapping dysfunction prole
  06/30/25
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bronze parlour party of the first part
  06/30/25
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Peach Lodge
  06/30/25
...
Cyan house cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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orchid godawful halford tattoo
  06/30/25
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tantric mind-boggling spot
  06/30/25
...
Beta Drunken Pistol Hall
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Self-absorbed yellow chapel philosopher-king
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Nudist Dog Poop
  06/30/25
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blue deer antler
  07/01/25
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copper unhinged chad
  07/01/25
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Territorial unholy bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
dashing national
  07/01/25
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Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling Poppy Black Woman Forum
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
federal cerise clown ladyboy
  06/30/25
bro
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
...
Self-absorbed yellow chapel philosopher-king
  06/30/25
lol
Charismatic School
  07/01/25
...
domesticated bull headed school cafeteria candlestick maker
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
bossy chartreuse coffee pot
  06/30/25
jfc
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Appetizing lime tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
orchid godawful halford tattoo
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
tantric mind-boggling spot
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Charismatic School
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
bossy chartreuse coffee pot
  07/01/25
...
Hyperactive property
  07/01/25
...
tantric mind-boggling spot
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Magenta feces jew
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Slimy field
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Peach Lodge
  06/30/25
...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/01/25
...
onyx kitchen
  07/01/25
lol
Charismatic School
  07/01/25
...
bronze parlour party of the first part
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Impertinent Black Stead Karate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
electric old irish cottage meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Razzmatazz windowlicker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Buff Filthy Mad-dog Skullcap Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Grizzly flatulent locus son of senegal
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
onyx kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Vigorous pungent set
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Charismatic School
  07/01/25
...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
copper unhinged chad
  07/01/25
😟
Trip Pervert
  07/01/25
...
Tripping brethren
  07/01/25
holy shit
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
onyx kitchen
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
excitant people who are hurt crackhouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot
  07/01/25
...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Razzle disrespectful dragon
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Bateful piazza striped hyena
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
copper unhinged chad
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Hyperventilating purple main people
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/06/25
...
Razzle disrespectful dragon
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Titillating stubborn hunting ground
  07/06/25
...
tantric mind-boggling spot
  07/06/25
lol
Charismatic School
  07/07/25
wow
Beady-eyed dark filthpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Idiotic garrison newt

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: useless cruise ship toilet seat

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Poppy Black Woman Forum

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: sexy curious office mexican

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: federal cerise clown ladyboy

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hilarious gas station

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Low-t nofapping dysfunction prole

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Appetizing lime tanning salon fortuitous meteor

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Racy Shaky Legal Warrant

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Peach Lodge

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cyan house cuckoldry

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sable shivering state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: fragrant ruby sandwich keepsake machete

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing lime tanning salon fortuitous meteor

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Slimy field

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cyan house cuckoldry

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Charismatic School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Peach Lodge

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fragrant ruby sandwich keepsake machete

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: copper unhinged chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse depressive

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Magical persian

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Resort

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Peach Lodge

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Magical persian

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Idiotic garrison newt

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Peach Lodge

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Slimy field

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Adulterous market scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Nudist Dog Poop

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Laughsome garnet immigrant

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive property

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Laughsome garnet immigrant

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Charismatic School

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Laughsome garnet immigrant

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Emerald milk lay

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Beta Drunken Pistol Hall

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed yellow chapel philosopher-king

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Charismatic School

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: bronze parlour party of the first part

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Diverse bbw turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Razzle disrespectful dragon

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated theater stage headpube

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Low-t nofapping dysfunction prole

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bronze parlour party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Peach Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cyan house cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: orchid godawful halford tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: tantric mind-boggling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Beta Drunken Pistol Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed yellow chapel philosopher-king

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Nudist Dog Poop

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: blue deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: copper unhinged chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Territorial unholy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dashing national

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Poppy Black Woman Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: federal cerise clown ladyboy

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed yellow chapel philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Charismatic School

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: domesticated bull headed school cafeteria candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bossy chartreuse coffee pot

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Appetizing lime tanning salon fortuitous meteor

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: orchid godawful halford tattoo

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: tantric mind-boggling spot

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Charismatic School

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bossy chartreuse coffee pot

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: tantric mind-boggling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Magenta feces jew

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Slimy field

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Peach Lodge

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: onyx kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Charismatic School

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: bronze parlour party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Impertinent Black Stead Karate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage meetinghouse

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz windowlicker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Buff Filthy Mad-dog Skullcap Pocket Flask

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Grizzly flatulent locus son of senegal

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: onyx kitchen

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Vigorous pungent set

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Charismatic School

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: copper unhinged chad

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Trip Pervert

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Tripping brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: onyx kitchen

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: excitant people who are hurt crackhouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Ebony Boltzmann Police Squad

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Razzle disrespectful dragon

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Sapphire Idiot

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bateful piazza striped hyena

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: copper unhinged chad

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating purple main people

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Razzle disrespectful dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Titillating stubborn hunting ground

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: tantric mind-boggling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Charismatic School

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dark filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)