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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Stimulating Sandwich
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Coral pit keepsake machete
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
white vibrant hall voyeur
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
chest-beating domesticated hominid pervert
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Grizzly confused prole
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
high-end spectacular rigor
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
appetizing kink-friendly halford personal credit line
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
aphrodisiac drunken native mediation
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Nubile blood rage point
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
flirting milky base mexican
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
charismatic indecent address marketing idea
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Adulterous drab wrinkle public bath
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
contagious chrome organic girlfriend
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Lascivious ruby volcanic crater
  06/30/25
cr
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Nubile blood rage point
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Sexy onyx faggot firefighter range
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Adulterous drab wrinkle public bath
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
charismatic indecent address marketing idea
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Lascivious ruby volcanic crater
  06/30/25
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olive theatre
  07/01/25
*bussy
Plum black woman
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
high-end spectacular rigor
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bespoke school cafeteria indirect expression
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Adventurous out-of-control area twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
fuck
charismatic indecent address marketing idea
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bespoke school cafeteria indirect expression
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Stimulating Sandwich
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
charismatic indecent address marketing idea
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Sexy onyx faggot firefighter range
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
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Laughsome Ticket Booth
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
awkward brunch
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
slate concupiscible chad senate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Deep snowy water buffalo
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
slate concupiscible chad senate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
slate concupiscible chad senate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
lake abnormal field
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
umber dashing feces
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Thriller Translucent Filthpig Reading Party
  06/30/25
tcr
beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/01/25
just jump
talented pink sweet tailpipe boistinker
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
...
arousing dull scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Angry Razzle Toaster
  06/30/25
wow
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Impertinent selfie principal's office
  06/30/25
JFC man
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
aphrodisiac drunken native mediation
  06/30/25
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talented pink sweet tailpipe boistinker
  06/30/25
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charismatic indecent address marketing idea
  06/30/25
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Adulterous drab wrinkle public bath
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gold menage
  06/30/25
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Hyperactive hell
  06/30/25
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umber dashing feces
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Thriller Translucent Filthpig Reading Party
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
awkward brunch
  06/30/25
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Sable Skinny Woman Shrine
  07/01/25
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olive theatre
  07/01/25
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light toilet seat mother
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Ungodly hairraiser heaven cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo
  07/01/25
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white vibrant hall voyeur
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Grizzly confused prole
  06/30/25
bro
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
...
Thriller Translucent Filthpig Reading Party
  06/30/25
lol
beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
Self-absorbed harsh step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
cracking useless brakes
  06/30/25
jfc
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Nubile blood rage point
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
gold menage
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Hyperactive hell
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
cracking useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Deep snowy water buffalo
  07/01/25
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Hyperactive hell
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
aromatic plaza
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Sexy onyx faggot firefighter range
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
excitant jewess stock car
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
charismatic indecent address marketing idea
  06/30/25
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excitant jewess stock car
  07/01/25
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stirring autistic philosopher-king
  07/01/25
lol
beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
talented pink sweet tailpipe boistinker
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
twinkling station roast beef
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Irradiated telephone deer antler
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Soggy national security agency nursing home
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Histrionic abusive legend meetinghouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
underhanded parlor love of her life
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
stirring autistic philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
razzle-dazzle rigpig
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
excitant jewess stock car
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
excitant jewess stock car
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
olive theatre
  07/01/25
😟
Sinister Floppy Macaca School
  07/01/25
...
Sick Center
  07/01/25
holy shit
excitant jewess stock car
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
stirring autistic philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Mind-boggling blue azn
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
high-end spectacular rigor
  07/01/25
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excitant jewess stock car
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Angry Razzle Toaster
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
high-end spectacular rigor
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
excitant jewess stock car
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Rough-skinned demanding whorehouse bbw
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
olive theatre
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Iridescent foreskin
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
excitant jewess stock car
  07/06/25
...
Angry Razzle Toaster
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
orchid fluffy orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
...
Hyperactive hell
  07/06/25
lol
beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke
  07/07/25
wow
excitant jewess stock car
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Sandwich

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Coral pit keepsake machete

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: white vibrant hall voyeur

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: chest-beating domesticated hominid pervert

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Grizzly confused prole

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: high-end spectacular rigor

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: appetizing kink-friendly halford personal credit line

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac drunken native mediation

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Nubile blood rage point

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: flirting milky base mexican

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: charismatic indecent address marketing idea

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Adulterous drab wrinkle public bath

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: contagious chrome organic girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lascivious ruby volcanic crater

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Nubile blood rage point

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sexy onyx faggot firefighter range

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Adulterous drab wrinkle public bath

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: charismatic indecent address marketing idea

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lascivious ruby volcanic crater

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Plum black woman

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: high-end spectacular rigor

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria indirect expression

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Adventurous out-of-control area twinkling uncleanness

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: charismatic indecent address marketing idea

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria indirect expression

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Sandwich

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: charismatic indecent address marketing idea

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Sexy onyx faggot firefighter range

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: awkward brunch

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: slate concupiscible chad senate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Deep snowy water buffalo

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: slate concupiscible chad senate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: slate concupiscible chad senate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lake abnormal field

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: umber dashing feces

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Thriller Translucent Filthpig Reading Party

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: talented pink sweet tailpipe boistinker

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: arousing dull scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Angry Razzle Toaster

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Impertinent selfie principal's office

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac drunken native mediation

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: talented pink sweet tailpipe boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: charismatic indecent address marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Adulterous drab wrinkle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: gold menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: umber dashing feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Thriller Translucent Filthpig Reading Party

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: awkward brunch

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Sable Skinny Woman Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: light toilet seat mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Ungodly hairraiser heaven cuckoldry

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: white vibrant hall voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Grizzly confused prole

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Thriller Translucent Filthpig Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed harsh step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cracking useless brakes

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Nubile blood rage point

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: gold menage

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive hell

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cracking useless brakes

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Deep snowy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: aromatic plaza

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Sexy onyx faggot firefighter range

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: charismatic indecent address marketing idea

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: excitant jewess stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: stirring autistic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: talented pink sweet tailpipe boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: twinkling station roast beef

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Irradiated telephone deer antler

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Soggy national security agency nursing home

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Histrionic abusive legend meetinghouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: underhanded parlor love of her life

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: stirring autistic philosopher-king

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigpig

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: excitant jewess stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: olive theatre

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sinister Floppy Macaca School

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Sick Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: stirring autistic philosopher-king

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blue azn

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: high-end spectacular rigor

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: excitant jewess stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: titillating bat shit crazy market tattoo

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Angry Razzle Toaster

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: high-end spectacular rigor

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned demanding whorehouse bbw

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: olive theatre

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Iridescent foreskin

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Angry Razzle Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: orchid fluffy orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki cruise ship yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: excitant jewess stock car

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)