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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
cocky step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
wow lol
Bonkers Boistinker
  06/30/25
...
Razzmatazz Fishy Jew
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Bonkers Boistinker
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
cocky step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Cream nursing home idea he suggested
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
cocky step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Seedy Private Investor Headpube
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Nubile Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Bonkers Boistinker
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Excitant high-end lettuce
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
cocky step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Nubile Keepsake Machete
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
adventurous tan pit roommate
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Bonkers Boistinker
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
cocky step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
bipolar office
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Supple ticket booth
  06/30/25
...
sienna startled doctorate
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
beta glittery plaza
  06/30/25
...
cocky step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Stirring pervert
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
hyperactive chest-beating corner
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
insecure nibblets legal warrant
  06/30/25
...
Excitant high-end lettuce
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
adventurous tan pit roommate
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
appetizing onyx shrine
  07/01/25
...
hyperactive chest-beating corner
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
charcoal big athletic conference field
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Lemon aphrodisiac brunch
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Racy Wild Elastic Band Hospital
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
metal smoky school dingle berry
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Marvelous space gunner
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
diverse internet-worthy set
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: cocky step-uncle's house

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bonkers Boistinker

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fishy Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bonkers Boistinker

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: cocky step-uncle's house

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Cream nursing home idea he suggested

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: cocky step-uncle's house

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Seedy Private Investor Headpube

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Nubile Keepsake Machete

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Bonkers Boistinker

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Excitant high-end lettuce

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cocky step-uncle's house

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Nubile Keepsake Machete

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: adventurous tan pit roommate

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Bonkers Boistinker

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: cocky step-uncle's house

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: bipolar office

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Supple ticket booth

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: sienna startled doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: beta glittery plaza

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: cocky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Stirring pervert

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: hyperactive chest-beating corner

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: insecure nibblets legal warrant

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Excitant high-end lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: adventurous tan pit roommate

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: appetizing onyx shrine

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: hyperactive chest-beating corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: charcoal big athletic conference field

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac brunch

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Racy Wild Elastic Band Hospital

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: metal smoky school dingle berry

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Marvelous space gunner

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: diverse internet-worthy set

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)