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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: irradiated university Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: burgundy abnormal orchestra pit gaming laptop u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: heady obsidian sex offender they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: burgundy abnormal orchestra pit gaming laptop sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: soul-stirring talking spot 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: spectacular hell haunted graveyard FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Cobalt Home Round Eye Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: mewling community account Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: boyish buff garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: soul-stirring talking spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: light stage mood "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: irradiated university I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: floppy idiotic cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: light stage mood How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: irradiated university Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: light stage mood How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: irradiated university Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: light stage mood Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Turquoise partner lay You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: light stage mood Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: spectacular hell haunted graveyard jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: soul-stirring talking spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: buck-toothed passionate stage dog poop At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: boyish buff garrison "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: burgundy abnormal orchestra pit gaming laptop this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: heady obsidian sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: light stage mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: irradiated university Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: burgundy abnormal orchestra pit gaming laptop it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: irradiated university Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: ruby macaca fortuitous meteor wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: irradiated university I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Smoky Love Of Her Life you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Violent stimulating idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: cerebral flatulent office idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Maize supple masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Greedy brass casino brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Cracking bawdyhouse son of senegal People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: cerebral flatulent office idea he suggested No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Cobalt Home Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: contagious turdskin patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: floppy idiotic cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Spruce adventurous state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: light stage mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Tan antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Ocher dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: contagious turdskin patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: soul-stirring talking spot we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: soul-stirring talking spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Maroon ceo mexican Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: wild lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Anal overrated pisswyrm stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: copper parlor Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Wonderful laser beams She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Motley yapping candlestick maker It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Aromatic Adulterous Puppy "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Unhinged boiling water How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: medicated navy theater black woman Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Sinister Khaki Codepig Volcanic Crater Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Turquoise partner lay Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Sick kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: spectacular hell haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: light stage mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: soul-stirring talking spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: soul-stirring talking spot humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: irradiated university ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451) |