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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
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Ty
cocky mood meetinghouse
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Trust If Aryan
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
twinkling university
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
twinkling university
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
twinkling university
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
garnet hissy fit corner
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
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Appetizing vengeful sound barrier
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
at-the-ready maroon ticket booth
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
sepia talented kitty cat
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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Passionate Seedy Piazza Idiot
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Floppy Theatre
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Floppy Theatre
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Awkward lay
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
saffron shrine goal in life
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Floppy Theatre
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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indigo excitant generalized bond
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The N-word would be a clever wink
diverse stock car pocket flask
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You're honor I'm gay
salmon unholy field
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Floppy Theatre
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
Hyperactive Faggotry
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
Hyperactive Faggotry
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
twinkling university
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
twinkling university
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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Kenneth Play
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
Buff hell
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
sepia talented kitty cat
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Outnumbered lascivious ape
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what is this case over anyway
Buff hell
  07/15/25
Where is the link
galvanic office
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
sepia talented kitty cat
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
galvanic office
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
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Here he comes
Buff hell
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
Buff hell
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rookie blunder
pea-brained temple trust fund
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ahhhhh shit!!!
Outnumbered lascivious ape
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Wow aren't laws crazy
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
galvanic office
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
Buff hell
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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Kenneth Play
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Olive demanding dog poop plaza
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Buff hell
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
galvanic office
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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Olive demanding dog poop plaza
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
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Olive demanding dog poop plaza
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
cocky mood meetinghouse
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Awkward lay
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
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Imagine?
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
cocky mood meetinghouse
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
Buff hell
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
diverse stock car pocket flask
  07/15/25
Tho humble
Awkward lay
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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Sinister Bespoke Crackhouse Factory Reset Button
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
Buff hell
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
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Buff hell
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Cyan zombie-like azn hall
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
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dead principal's office
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Relatively modest recovery tp
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
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Buff hell
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Further errors tp
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
Buff hell
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
galvanic office
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Buff hell
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
glittery amethyst brunch foreskin
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*gayer
Awkward lay
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
glittery amethyst brunch foreskin
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
galvanic office
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
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tls fox
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
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sepia talented kitty cat
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
galvanic office
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Awkward lay
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
Buff hell
  07/15/25
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  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
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  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
Aqua motley property halford
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
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  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
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Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
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Defense taking umbrage tp
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
sepia talented kitty cat
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Self-centered Bright Circlehead
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Supple public bath
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stfu fag
Awkward lay
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It is good to be home.
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
dead principal's office
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sepia talented kitty cat
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
fishy menage roast beef
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
dead principal's office
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
fishy menage roast beef
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
dead principal's office
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
fishy menage roast beef
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He’s really good
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
kink-friendly stain
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
dead principal's office
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slaveholders were 180 tho
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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electric lake forum
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
dead principal's office
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
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Trust If Aryan
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manic pixie dream litigator
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
dirigible behemothaur
  07/16/25
Gorgeous guy
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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Summa
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Blue Faggot Firefighter Stage

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: twinkling university

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: twinkling university

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: twinkling university

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: garnet hissy fit corner

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready maroon ticket booth

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Pearly stag film famous landscape painting



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Awkward lay

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: saffron shrine goal in life

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: saffron shrine goal in life

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask

The N-word would be a clever wink

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: salmon unholy field

You're honor I'm gay

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive Faggotry

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive Faggotry

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: mustard odious business firm chad

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: twinkling university

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: twinkling university

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Bateful Ultramarine Mediation Casino

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: black center

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered lascivious ape

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Buff hell

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Buff hell

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered lascivious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Buff hell

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: galvanic office

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: galvanic office

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Sinister Bespoke Crackhouse Factory Reset Button

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Cyan zombie-like azn hall

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Buff hell

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Buff hell

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: pea-brained temple trust fund

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered lascivious ape

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: galvanic office

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Buff hell

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Sinister Bespoke Crackhouse Factory Reset Button

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Buff hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: dead principal's office

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: aromatic fantasy-prone prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Buff hell

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: galvanic office

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Buff hell

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Sinister Bespoke Crackhouse Factory Reset Button

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Awkward lay

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Marvelous underhanded giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy hairraiser doctorate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Aqua motley property halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Passionate Seedy Piazza Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: indigo excitant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy hairraiser doctorate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: fishy menage roast beef

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: galvanic office

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Flirting contagious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Buff hell

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: galvanic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy hairraiser doctorate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling crimson toaster market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: dashing obsidian box office international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Passionate Seedy Piazza Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Umber codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Buff hell

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Awkward lay

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Marvelous underhanded giraffe

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Sinister Bespoke Crackhouse Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Buff hell

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Buff hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cyan zombie-like azn hall

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: diverse stock car pocket flask

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: dead principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Buff hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Awkward lay

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Buff hell

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: galvanic office

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Buff hell

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: glittery amethyst brunch foreskin

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Awkward lay

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: glittery amethyst brunch foreskin

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy hairraiser doctorate school

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling crimson toaster market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: at-the-ready maroon ticket booth

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Passionate Seedy Piazza Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated adventurous immigrant wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: aromatic fantasy-prone prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: salmon unholy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: galvanic office

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Buff hell

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy hairraiser doctorate school

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Buff hell

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy hairraiser doctorate school

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: galvanic office

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating liquid oxygen

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: boyish massive institution boiling water

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Awkward lay

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Buff hell

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Aqua motley property halford

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Aqua motley property halford

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Aqua motley property halford

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Aqua motley property halford

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: cocky mood meetinghouse

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Buff hell

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Aqua motley property halford

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy hairraiser doctorate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cerebral selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Pearly stag film famous landscape painting

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Self-centered Bright Circlehead

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Supple public bath

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Awkward lay

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Supple public bath

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: dead principal's office

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: sepia talented kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: fishy menage roast beef

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: dead principal's office

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: fishy menage roast beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: dead principal's office

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: fishy menage roast beef

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling crimson toaster market

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly stain

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: galvanic office

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: dashing obsidian box office international law enforcement agency

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: dead principal's office

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Awkward lay

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: dashing obsidian box office international law enforcement agency

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: electric lake forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Bateful Ultramarine Mediation Casino

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: dead principal's office

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Pink national security agency

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Pink national security agency

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: :;:;;;:;;:;;;:;;:;;:;

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Umber codepig

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Olive demanding dog poop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: dirigible behemothaur

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Summa

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105370)