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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bearded psychic
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
floppy up-to-no-good potus
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
hairraiser ultramarine headpube
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
concupiscible at-the-ready mad cow disease macaca
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
beta shrine
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
dashing house-broken area
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Shivering deer antler jew
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Exhilarant learning disabled dysfunction internal respiration
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
mildly autistic metal halford
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
hyperactive geriatric market
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Soul-stirring Elite Heaven
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Razzmatazz stock car locale
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness pocket flask
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Thriller amber juggernaut
  06/30/25
cr
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
mildly autistic metal halford
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Vivacious Stain
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Razzmatazz stock car locale
  06/30/25
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Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Soul-stirring Elite Heaven
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Thriller amber juggernaut
  06/30/25
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ocher glittery nursing home ceo
  07/01/25
*bussy
bonkers self-absorbed multi-billionaire forum
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
dashing house-broken area
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
frozen wild sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Black misanthropic antidepressant drug selfie
  06/30/25
fuck
Soul-stirring Elite Heaven
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
frozen wild sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bearded psychic
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Soul-stirring Elite Heaven
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Vivacious Stain
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
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Vibrant Native
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Cocky Toaster
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Diverse site faggotry
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Motley church
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Diverse site faggotry
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Diverse site faggotry
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Primrose haunting pit ratface
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
nubile volcanic crater
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Seedy charcoal national security agency rigor
  06/30/25
tcr
Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/01/25
just jump
indigo excitant jap
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
...
buck-toothed hall azn
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
rough-skinned plaza
  06/30/25
wow
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Multi-colored sick ticket booth
  06/30/25
JFC man
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Exhilarant learning disabled dysfunction internal respiration
  06/30/25
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indigo excitant jap
  06/30/25
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Soul-stirring Elite Heaven
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz stock car locale
  06/30/25
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supple indian lodge
  06/30/25
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fighting base filthpig
  06/30/25
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nubile volcanic crater
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Seedy charcoal national security agency rigor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Cocky Toaster
  06/30/25
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Onyx alcoholic brethren cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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ocher glittery nursing home ceo
  07/01/25
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Mint 180 church building idea he suggested
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
yellow laughsome regret
  07/01/25
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fragrant box office
  07/01/25
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hairraiser ultramarine headpube
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
beta shrine
  06/30/25
bro
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
...
Seedy charcoal national security agency rigor
  06/30/25
lol
Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/01/25
...
orange cerebral masturbator
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
beady-eyed startling tattoo
  06/30/25
jfc
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
mildly autistic metal halford
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
supple indian lodge
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
fighting base filthpig
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
beady-eyed startling tattoo
  07/01/25
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Motley church
  07/01/25
...
fighting base filthpig
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
fragrant box office
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Bespoke private investor step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Vivacious Stain
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Soul-stirring Elite Heaven
  06/30/25
...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/01/25
...
Provocative hominid spot
  07/01/25
lol
Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/01/25
...
indigo excitant jap
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
lime school cafeteria philosopher-king
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
mauve codepig
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Doobsian goyim
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Contagious Bearded Trailer Park
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
rose unhinged legal warrant national
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Provocative hominid spot
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
irradiated milk mood
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/01/25
...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
ocher glittery nursing home ceo
  07/01/25
😟
chestnut free-loading lay friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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irate misunderstood sound barrier
  07/01/25
holy shit
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Provocative hominid spot
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Plum Office
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
fragrant box office
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
dashing house-broken area
  07/01/25
...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
fragrant box office
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
fragrant box office
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
rough-skinned plaza
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
dashing house-broken area
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy athletic conference
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
ocher glittery nursing home ceo
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Razzle Slimy Idiot Principal's Office
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/06/25
...
rough-skinned plaza
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Galvanic Bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
...
fighting base filthpig
  07/06/25
lol
Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert
  07/07/25
wow
Silver big factory reset button laser beams
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bearded psychic

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: floppy up-to-no-good potus

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: hairraiser ultramarine headpube

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: concupiscible at-the-ready mad cow disease macaca

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: beta shrine

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: dashing house-broken area

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Shivering deer antler jew

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant learning disabled dysfunction internal respiration

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic metal halford

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: hyperactive geriatric market

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Elite Heaven

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stock car locale

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness pocket flask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Thriller amber juggernaut

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic metal halford

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Stain

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stock car locale

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Elite Heaven

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Thriller amber juggernaut

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: ocher glittery nursing home ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: bonkers self-absorbed multi-billionaire forum

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: dashing house-broken area

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: frozen wild sweet tailpipe

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Black misanthropic antidepressant drug selfie

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Elite Heaven

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: frozen wild sweet tailpipe

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bearded psychic

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Elite Heaven

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Vivacious Stain

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Vibrant Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Cocky Toaster

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Diverse site faggotry

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Motley church

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Diverse site faggotry

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Diverse site faggotry

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Primrose haunting pit ratface

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: nubile volcanic crater

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Seedy charcoal national security agency rigor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: indigo excitant jap

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed hall azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored sick ticket booth

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant learning disabled dysfunction internal respiration

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: indigo excitant jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Elite Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stock car locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: fighting base filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: nubile volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Seedy charcoal national security agency rigor

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Cocky Toaster

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Onyx alcoholic brethren cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: ocher glittery nursing home ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mint 180 church building idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: yellow laughsome regret

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: fragrant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: hairraiser ultramarine headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: beta shrine

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Seedy charcoal national security agency rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: orange cerebral masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed startling tattoo

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: mildly autistic metal halford

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: supple indian lodge

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fighting base filthpig

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed startling tattoo

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Motley church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: fighting base filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fragrant box office

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bespoke private investor step-uncle's house

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Stain

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Elite Heaven

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Provocative hominid spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: indigo excitant jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria philosopher-king

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: mauve codepig

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Doobsian goyim

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Contagious Bearded Trailer Park

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: rose unhinged legal warrant national

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative hominid spot

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: irradiated milk mood

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: ocher glittery nursing home ceo

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chestnut free-loading lay friendly grandma

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: irate misunderstood sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative hominid spot

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Plum Office

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: fragrant box office

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: dashing house-broken area

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fragrant box office

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: fragrant box office

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: dashing house-broken area

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy athletic conference

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: ocher glittery nursing home ceo

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Razzle Slimy Idiot Principal's Office

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: fighting base filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Business Firm Pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Silver big factory reset button laser beams

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)