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"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
Angry dun place of business
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
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lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
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Angry dun place of business
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is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
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How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
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  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
Angry dun place of business
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
Supple cuck
  01/12/15
is she? really? is she?
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Angry dun place of business
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tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
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We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
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  01/12/15
lol
Angry dun place of business
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Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
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would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
Racy Field Codepig
  01/12/15
Honestly, no.
Angry dun place of business
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I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
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Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
Angry dun place of business
  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
Angry dun place of business
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
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  01/12/15
HR drone
Angry dun place of business
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
ivory home
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
Angry dun place of business
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
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Angry dun place of business
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no way the jews stand for this.
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You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
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unnngh
Racy Field Codepig
  01/12/15
that looks fucking disgusting
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cot DAYUM
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you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
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"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
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  01/12/15
lol, carbmos
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why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
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Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
Sepia hominid regret
  01/12/15
It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
Angry dun place of business
  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
Big Twisted Trailer Park
  01/12/15
I am so doing this.
Angry dun place of business
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Sepia hominid regret
  01/13/15
Bring donuts
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  01/12/15
Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
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Angry dun place of business
  01/12/15
TY bro.
Flirting range indirect expression
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a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
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Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
Angry dun place of business
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it can be
haunting exciting abode
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Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
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600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
shaky crackhouse
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what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
Exhilarant business firm
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I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
shaky crackhouse
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I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
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lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
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PLEASE do this. Please.
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lol evil
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this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
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my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
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Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
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bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
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100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
Angry dun place of business
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Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
chest-beating den new version
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I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
Angry dun place of business
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bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
Demanding point
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Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
violent at-the-ready stag film mad-dog skullcap
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how fat is this dumb woman?
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S C R A P E S C R A P E
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Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
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UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
Angry dun place of business
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Bravo 180 flame
fuchsia gas station
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Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
Angry dun place of business
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
Slimy nighttime school cafeteria boltzmann
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Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
Angry dun place of business
  01/13/15
...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
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Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
Angry dun place of business
  01/13/15
Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
chest-beating den new version
  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
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  01/13/15
man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
Demanding point
  01/14/15
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
chest-beating den new version
  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
Angry dun place of business
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
Angry dun place of business
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At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
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UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
Angry dun place of business
  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
Angry dun place of business
  03/27/15
lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
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Demanding point
  04/06/15
LOL
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This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
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  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
sooty cerebral theatre telephone
  03/27/15
It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
Shimmering Beady-eyed Set Fanboi
  03/27/15
*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
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  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
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  09/01/15
Yes.
Angry dun place of business
  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
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this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was b...
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: bull headed casino

i rate it delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Provocative dog poop plaza

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: ivory home

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: bull headed casino

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Lemon passionate antidepressant drug



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Beta Cumskin Queen Of The Night



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Grizzly mexican

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

There is something wrong with this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Supple cuck

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Racy Field Codepig

is she? really? is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz half-breed

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Water Buffalo Rigor



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Harsh Mad Cow Disease Cruise Ship

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Harsh Mad Cow Disease Cruise Ship

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Racy Field Codepig

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Honestly, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: hilarious slate kitchen dysfunction

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Address



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Abnormal Degenerate



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Floppy adulterous shrine



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: clear mewling clown affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated stain

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Water Buffalo Rigor



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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Harsh Mad Cow Disease Cruise Ship



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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Harsh Mad Cow Disease Cruise Ship



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: startling self-centered laser beams hospital



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Hideous salmon gaming laptop

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

HR drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: ivory home

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

She might be half now that you mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Beta Cumskin Queen Of The Night

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109972)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: balding generalized bond locale

no way the jews stand for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Startled Deranged Death Wish Location

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Racy Field Codepig

unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Floppy adulterous shrine

that looks fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: Anal school

cot DAYUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: haunting exciting abode

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: excitant mildly autistic hall

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: geriatric lodge ape

lol, carbmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: poppy liquid oxygen gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Sepia hominid regret

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Big Twisted Trailer Park

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

I am so doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Sepia hominid regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Big Twisted Trailer Park

Bring donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Flirting range indirect expression

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Flirting range indirect expression

TY bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Domesticated aqua principal's office people who are hurt

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: haunting exciting abode

it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: chestnut idiot station

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: shaky crackhouse

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: shaky crackhouse

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Anal school

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: medicated vermilion cuckoldry

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: chest-beating den new version

PLEASE do this. Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: flesh charismatic stage bbw

lol evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: clear mewling clown affirmative action

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Provocative dog poop plaza

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Anal school

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: brass old irish cottage dopamine

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: chest-beating den new version

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Demanding point

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: violent at-the-ready stag film mad-dog skullcap

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Slimy nighttime school cafeteria boltzmann

how fat is this dumb woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Vivacious sandwich hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: trip coiffed brunch dragon

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: brass old irish cottage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: fuchsia gas station

Bravo 180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Slimy nighttime school cafeteria boltzmann

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Slimy nighttime school cafeteria boltzmann

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: chest-beating den new version

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged avocado base

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: Demanding point

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: chest-beating den new version

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: chest-beating den new version

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: brindle diverse church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Angry dun place of business

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Lemon passionate antidepressant drug

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Demanding point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: medicated vermilion cuckoldry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: Comical walnut nowag

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: sooty cerebral theatre telephone

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Shimmering Beady-eyed Set Fanboi

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled disturbing fortuitous meteor native

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: medicated vermilion cuckoldry

will this person be at the meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Angry dun place of business

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: Angry dun place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Vivacious sandwich hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Angry dun place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Nudist forum sneaky criminal

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#48945465)