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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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exciting ceo
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Heady dun stock car sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Swashbuckling Pink Mother
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Frozen vigorous milk state
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Autistic Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Ocher trailer park foreskin
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Exhilarant nubile ape brunch
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
territorial market striped hyena
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
godawful ivory shitlib
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bisexual Parlor
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Dashing Black Space
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
self-centered fat ankles
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
demanding wonderful candlestick maker
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
spectacular hissy fit nibblets
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
arousing sienna property cuckoldry
  06/30/25
cr
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bisexual Parlor
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Wild honey-headed travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
demanding wonderful candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
self-centered fat ankles
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
arousing sienna property cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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awkward rebellious azn
  07/01/25
*bussy
Bossy indirect expression
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Exhilarant nubile ape brunch
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Flesh parlour prole
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Lilac embarrassed to the bone gas station
  06/30/25
fuck
self-centered fat ankles
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Flesh parlour prole
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Heady dun stock car sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
self-centered fat ankles
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Wild honey-headed travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
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Provocative chapel
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
odious forum
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Walnut set police squad
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
appetizing hominid headpube
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Walnut set police squad
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Walnut set police squad
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
cerebral chrome circlehead idiot
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
stirring crystalline toaster
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
shimmering elastic band ticket booth
  06/30/25
tcr
Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/01/25
just jump
lemon splenetic cruise ship half-breed
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
...
Cracking topaz house ladyboy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Slippery obsidian pistol
  06/30/25
wow
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Jet-lagged flickering scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
JFC man
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
godawful ivory shitlib
  06/30/25
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lemon splenetic cruise ship half-breed
  06/30/25
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self-centered fat ankles
  06/30/25
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demanding wonderful candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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buck-toothed piazza
  06/30/25
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haunting diverse corn cake
  06/30/25
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stirring crystalline toaster
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
shimmering elastic band ticket booth
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
odious forum
  06/30/25
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deranged site
  07/01/25
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awkward rebellious azn
  07/01/25
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Pungent useless brakes
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
nofapping dark hairy legs haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle senate
  07/01/25
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Frozen vigorous milk state
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Ocher trailer park foreskin
  06/30/25
bro
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
...
shimmering elastic band ticket booth
  06/30/25
lol
Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/01/25
...
alcoholic dingle berry public bath
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
pea-brained range mediation
  06/30/25
jfc
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bisexual Parlor
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
buck-toothed piazza
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
haunting diverse corn cake
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
pea-brained range mediation
  07/01/25
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appetizing hominid headpube
  07/01/25
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haunting diverse corn cake
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
razzle-dazzle senate
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
sinister wagecucks
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Wild honey-headed travel guidebook
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
exciting ceo
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
self-centered fat ankles
  06/30/25
...
exciting ceo
  07/01/25
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ungodly histrionic library gaping
  07/01/25
lol
Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/01/25
...
lemon splenetic cruise ship half-breed
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
titillating office faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Self-absorbed principal's office
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Racy Burgundy Turdskin
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Naked adventurous hall voyeur
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
chocolate water buffalo
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
ungodly histrionic library gaping
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
rusted painfully honest orchestra pit
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
exciting ceo
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/01/25
...
exciting ceo
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
awkward rebellious azn
  07/01/25
😟
laughsome misunderstood therapy
  07/01/25
...
Red beady-eyed stag film bbw
  07/01/25
holy shit
exciting ceo
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
ungodly histrionic library gaping
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
fishy swollen tattoo menage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
razzle-dazzle senate
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Exhilarant nubile ape brunch
  07/01/25
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exciting ceo
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
razzle-dazzle senate
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
razzle-dazzle senate
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Slippery obsidian pistol
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Exhilarant nubile ape brunch
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
exciting ceo
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Fantasy-prone salmon stead
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
awkward rebellious azn
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Milky flatulent stage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
exciting ceo
  07/06/25
...
Slippery obsidian pistol
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
primrose crotch old irish cottage
  07/06/25
...
haunting diverse corn cake
  07/06/25
lol
Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood
  07/07/25
wow
exciting ceo
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: exciting ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Heady dun stock car sweet tailpipe

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Pink Mother

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Frozen vigorous milk state

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Autistic Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ocher trailer park foreskin

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant nubile ape brunch

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: territorial market striped hyena

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: godawful ivory shitlib

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: exciting ceo

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Parlor

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Dashing Black Space

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: exciting ceo

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: demanding wonderful candlestick maker

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: spectacular hissy fit nibblets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: arousing sienna property cuckoldry

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: exciting ceo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bisexual Parlor

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Wild honey-headed travel guidebook

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: demanding wonderful candlestick maker

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing sienna property cuckoldry

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: awkward rebellious azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bossy indirect expression

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant nubile ape brunch

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Flesh parlour prole

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Lilac embarrassed to the bone gas station

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Flesh parlour prole

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Heady dun stock car sweet tailpipe

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Wild honey-headed travel guidebook

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: exciting ceo

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Provocative chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: odious forum

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Walnut set police squad

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing hominid headpube

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: exciting ceo

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Walnut set police squad

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Walnut set police squad

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cerebral chrome circlehead idiot

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: exciting ceo

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: stirring crystalline toaster

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band ticket booth

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: lemon splenetic cruise ship half-breed

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: exciting ceo

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Cracking topaz house ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Slippery obsidian pistol

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exciting ceo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged flickering scourge upon the earth

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exciting ceo

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: godawful ivory shitlib

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lemon splenetic cruise ship half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: demanding wonderful candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: haunting diverse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: stirring crystalline toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band ticket booth

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: odious forum

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: deranged site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: awkward rebellious azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Pungent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: nofapping dark hairy legs haunted graveyard

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Frozen vigorous milk state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ocher trailer park foreskin

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exciting ceo

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: alcoholic dingle berry public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: pea-brained range mediation

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: exciting ceo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bisexual Parlor

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed piazza

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: haunting diverse corn cake

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: pea-brained range mediation

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: appetizing hominid headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: haunting diverse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: sinister wagecucks

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Wild honey-headed travel guidebook

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: exciting ceo

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: exciting ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: ungodly histrionic library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: lemon splenetic cruise ship half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: titillating office faggot firefighter

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed principal's office

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Racy Burgundy Turdskin

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Naked adventurous hall voyeur

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: ungodly histrionic library gaping

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: rusted painfully honest orchestra pit

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: exciting ceo

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: exciting ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: awkward rebellious azn

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: laughsome misunderstood therapy

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Red beady-eyed stag film bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: exciting ceo

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: ungodly histrionic library gaping

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: fishy swollen tattoo menage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant nubile ape brunch

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: exciting ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Slippery obsidian pistol

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant nubile ape brunch

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: exciting ceo

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone salmon stead

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: awkward rebellious azn

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Milky flatulent stage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: exciting ceo

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Slippery obsidian pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: primrose crotch old irish cottage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: haunting diverse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Fragrant Bistre Regret Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: exciting ceo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)