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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Racy boiling water
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Adulterous Center
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
hairraiser navy university gaping
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Embarrassed to the bone pearly toilet seat love of her life
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
slate dashing library
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Lilac appetizing site
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Lascivious green faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
exciting milky theater stage milk
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
crystalline metal meetinghouse new version
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Geriatric exhilarant senate nibblets
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
dun antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
yellow immigrant useless brakes
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Sepia set
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Excitant Infuriating Elastic Band
  06/30/25
cr
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
crystalline metal meetinghouse new version
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Autistic sanctuary party of the first part
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
yellow immigrant useless brakes
  06/30/25
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pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
dun antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Excitant Infuriating Elastic Band
  06/30/25
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sickened forum
  07/01/25
*bussy
Offensive salmon newt jewess
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Lilac appetizing site
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Curious travel guidebook main people
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Marvelous Hospital
  06/30/25
fuck
dun antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Curious travel guidebook main people
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Racy boiling water
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
dun antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Autistic sanctuary party of the first part
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Haunting station mediation
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Claret stirring knife
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Glittery garrison rigor
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Claret stirring knife
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Claret stirring knife
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
mewling school
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
self-absorbed razzle-dazzle dilemma half-breed
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
brindle partner plaza
  06/30/25
tcr
pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/01/25
just jump
flesh jap
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
...
Thriller cordovan locus place of business
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Carmine confused prole athletic conference
  06/30/25
wow
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
180 field hairy legs
  06/30/25
JFC man
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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flesh jap
  06/30/25
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dun antidepressant drug
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self-absorbed razzle-dazzle dilemma half-breed
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
brindle partner plaza
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Haunting station mediation
  06/30/25
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Crimson Temple Filthpig
  07/01/25
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sickened forum
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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hairraiser navy university gaping
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
slate dashing library
  06/30/25
bro
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
...
brindle partner plaza
  06/30/25
lol
pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/01/25
...
Histrionic house
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
dull sandwich market
  06/30/25
jfc
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
crystalline metal meetinghouse new version
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
hilarious ticket booth
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Spruce Wonderful Pit
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
dull sandwich market
  07/01/25
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Glittery garrison rigor
  07/01/25
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Spruce Wonderful Pit
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Hateful incel deer antler
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Irradiated beta box office alpha
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Autistic sanctuary party of the first part
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
dun antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/01/25
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odious mauve boistinker area
  07/01/25
lol
pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/01/25
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flesh jap
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Peach comical school cafeteria water buffalo
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
titillating abode
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Up-to-no-good Contagious Degenerate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Swashbuckling disturbing windowlicker
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Cyan roast beef
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
odious mauve boistinker area
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
talented hyperventilating affirmative action
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/01/25
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Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
sickened forum
  07/01/25
😟
Boyish Business Firm Ape
  07/01/25
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concupiscible stead telephone
  07/01/25
holy shit
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
odious mauve boistinker area
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
big potus
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Hateful incel deer antler
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Lilac appetizing site
  07/01/25
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Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Hateful incel deer antler
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Hateful incel deer antler
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Carmine confused prole athletic conference
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Lilac appetizing site
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Diverse white trailer park
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
sickened forum
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Provocative Piazza Goyim
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/06/25
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Carmine confused prole athletic conference
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
puce irate gas station azn
  07/06/25
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Spruce Wonderful Pit
  07/06/25
lol
pink vigorous pistol community account
  07/07/25
wow
Cracking opaque stain blood rage
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Racy boiling water

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Adulterous Center

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: hairraiser navy university gaping

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pearly toilet seat love of her life

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: slate dashing library

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Lilac appetizing site

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious green faggot firefighter

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: exciting milky theater stage milk

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: crystalline metal meetinghouse new version

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Geriatric exhilarant senate nibblets

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dun antidepressant drug

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: yellow immigrant useless brakes

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sepia set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Excitant Infuriating Elastic Band

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: crystalline metal meetinghouse new version

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Autistic sanctuary party of the first part

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: yellow immigrant useless brakes

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dun antidepressant drug

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant Infuriating Elastic Band

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: sickened forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Offensive salmon newt jewess

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lilac appetizing site

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Curious travel guidebook main people

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Hospital

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dun antidepressant drug

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Curious travel guidebook main people

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Racy boiling water

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dun antidepressant drug

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Autistic sanctuary party of the first part

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: buff bisexual circlehead lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Haunting station mediation

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Claret stirring knife

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery garrison rigor

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Claret stirring knife

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Claret stirring knife

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mewling school

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed razzle-dazzle dilemma half-breed

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: brindle partner plaza

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: flesh jap

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Thriller cordovan locus place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Carmine confused prole athletic conference

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: 180 field hairy legs

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exciting milky theater stage milk

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flesh jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: dun antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: yellow immigrant useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: hilarious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Spruce Wonderful Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed razzle-dazzle dilemma half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: brindle partner plaza

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Haunting station mediation

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Crimson Temple Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: sickened forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Domesticated khaki fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: onyx whorehouse

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Hateful incel deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: hairraiser navy university gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: slate dashing library

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: brindle partner plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: dull sandwich market

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: crystalline metal meetinghouse new version

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: hilarious ticket booth

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Spruce Wonderful Pit

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: dull sandwich market

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Glittery garrison rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Spruce Wonderful Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Hateful incel deer antler

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Irradiated beta box office alpha

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Autistic sanctuary party of the first part

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dun antidepressant drug

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: odious mauve boistinker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: flesh jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Peach comical school cafeteria water buffalo

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: titillating abode

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Contagious Degenerate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling disturbing windowlicker

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Cyan roast beef

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: odious mauve boistinker area

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: talented hyperventilating affirmative action

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: sickened forum

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Boyish Business Firm Ape

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible stead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: odious mauve boistinker area

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: big potus

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Hateful incel deer antler

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Lilac appetizing site

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Hateful incel deer antler

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Hateful incel deer antler

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Carmine confused prole athletic conference

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Lilac appetizing site

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Diverse white trailer park

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: sickened forum

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Provocative Piazza Goyim

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Carmine confused prole athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: puce irate gas station azn

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Spruce Wonderful Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: pink vigorous pistol community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cracking opaque stain blood rage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)